LiLpRnCeSS2369:
hey
LiLpRnCeSS2369:
asl?
Peppa:
YoYou first, my little yellow pencil.
Peppa:
Hah, look, a typo. How silly of me!
LiLpRnCeSS2369:
15 f fl
Peppa:
Are you into flashlights?
LiLpRnCeSS2369:
not really
LiLpRnCeSS2369:
actaully not at all
Peppa:
mmm, tis a shame.
Peppa:
Why not?
LiLpRnCeSS2369:
i dont no
Peppa:
So, what do you do in your free time?
LiLpRnCeSS2369:
exercise, cheerlead, shop, hang out with freinds
LiLpRnCeSS2369:
u
Peppa:
Do you know any really good cheers?
LiLpRnCeSS2369:
some
Peppa:
Ones involving flashlights?
LiLpRnCeSS2369:
nopee
Peppa:
How unenlightened.
Peppa:
Mmm
LiLpRnCeSS2369:
yea
Peppa:
So, what are you like?
LiLpRnCeSS2369:
what do u mean
Peppa:
I'm doing a survey
Peppa:
What words would you use to describe yourself?
LiLpRnCeSS2369:
fun-loving
LiLpRnCeSS2369:
considerate
LiLpRnCeSS2369:
happy
Peppa:
Happy?
Peppa:
How can you be happy with all the people out there suffering?
Peppa:
How inconsiderate.
Peppa:
What is your favorite color?
LiLpRnCeSS2369:
pink
Peppa:
Where do you live?
LiLpRnCeSS2369:
fl
Peppa:
Where is florida?
LiLpRnCeSS2369:
fort lauderdale
Peppa:
Can you give me directions to your house?
LiLpRnCeSS2369:
no
Peppa:
Why not?
LiLpRnCeSS2369:
beacause i dont wanna
Peppa:
what were your stats again, princess?
Peppa:
Beautiful little princess...
LiLpRnCeSS2369:
ur scaring me a lil
Peppa:
But you are a princess!
Peppa:
YOU ARE MY PRINCESS!
Peppa:
Come back, my princess!
Peppa:
I miss you!
Peppa:
Wake up!
Peppa:
I need you!
Peppa:
My life is pointless without you!
LiLpRnCeSS2369:
u need to chill out
Peppa:
I can do that in your freezer!
LiLpRnCeSS2369:
use ur own
Peppa:
I don't have one.
LiLpRnCeSS2369:
get one
Peppa:
Will you give me money so I can get one?
Peppa:
So, what is a sweet little 15/f/fl princess like you doing online anyway?
LiLpRnCeSS2369:
im talking to my friends
Peppa:
Am I your friend?
Peppa:
Can I be your friend?
Peppa:
We could have lots of fun!
LiLpRnCeSS2369:
yea, if u stop acting like a total freak
Peppa:
Mmmm...
Peppa:
I'm not a freak.
Peppa:
I'm normal!
Peppa:
We are all like this!
Peppa:
Mmmm.
LiLpRnCeSS2369:
well ya sure t acting like one
Peppa:
How should I act then?
Peppa:
should i stop using the shift key?
Peppa:
So, Sweet little princess, where do you go to school?
Peppa:
Do your teachers have tattoos?
Peppa:
They all do here in Iowa
LiLpRnCeSS2369:
ooooo
LiLpRnCeSS2369:
mine dont
Peppa:
So, what are you doing this weekend?
Peppa:
Talk to me, princess dear.
LiLpRnCeSS2369:
im going to a party
Peppa:
Does it involve alcohol?
Peppa:
Bicycles?
Peppa:
Duct tape?
LiLpRnCeSS2369:
NO)
Peppa:
What is a party without duct tape?
LiLpRnCeSS2369:
do u think ur funny?
Peppa:
Last time we had a party at school the teachers tied me up with duct tape!
Peppa:
I think I am enlightened.
Peppa:
Say, are you enlightened?
LiLpRnCeSS2369:
no im not
Peppa:
Would you like to be?
LiLpRnCeSS2369:
NO
Peppa:
It is a wonderful life to be a Shikabbite.
Peppa:
We all live in Iowa.
Peppa:
I bet they'd go easy on you with the Shibby rituals since you are such
a princess.
Peppa:
Do you like horses?
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LiLpRnCeSS2369:
o really
Peppa:
You are back!
Peppa:
My dear princess!
Peppa:
I thought you'd left me!
Peppa:
Do you like horses?
LiLpRnCeSS2369:
no
Peppa:
That is a shame, for we raise horses.
LiLpRnCeSS2369:
thats ncie
Peppa:
You are beautiful. You should become a Shikabbite.
Peppa:
Really, you should.
Peppa:
Do you techno?
LiLpRnCeSS2369:
NO\
Peppa:
There is only one other female Shikabbite. We need more
Peppa:
Especially a beautiful princess like you.
LiLpRnCeSS2369:
no
Peppa:
Wouldn't you like to prolong the Shikabbites?
LiLpRnCeSS2369:
no
Peppa:
Be chosen by Shibbah?
Peppa:
I could practice my divination to see if Shibbah has chosen you.
LiLpRnCeSS2369:
no really
LiLpRnCeSS2369:
u dont have to
Peppa:
But I must practice it!
LiLpRnCeSS2369:
NO U MUSNT
Peppa:
The prophet of Shibbah foretold that someday I'd be the Oracle of Shibbah.
LiLpRnCeSS2369:
WOW!!!!!!!!!!
LiLpRnCeSS2369:
good for u
Peppa:
I must practice my divination then.
Peppa:
Brb, getting some horse blood.
LiLpRnCeSS2369:
ewwwwwwww
Peppa:
Back! He almost didn't let me have it but I told him Shibbah commanded
me to get it.
LiLpRnCeSS2369:
omg
LiLpRnCeSS2369:
that grosss
Peppa:
No, not really. You get used to the blood after a while.
Peppa:
Hey, are you interested in candles?
LiLpRnCeSS2369:
nooooooooo
Peppa:
That's a shame.
Peppa:
Hey, would you like to talk to the prophet of Shibby? He's not online right
now, but his AIM name is Spaztic GPW
Peppa:
Tell him the Oracle sent you.
Peppa:
brb, divining
Peppa:
THE SHIBBY VOICE!
Peppa:
I HEARD THE SHIBBY VOICE!
Peppa:
YOU ARE TO BECOME A SHIKABBITE!
LiLpRnCeSS2369:
no im not
LiLpRnCeSS2369:
what the yhell r u talking about
Peppa:
And you will give birth to the child who will revive the religion of Shibby!
Peppa:
How fortunate that I found you in that chat room!
LiLpRnCeSS2369:
omg
Peppa:
Hold on a sec while I trace your ip.
LiLpRnCeSS2369:
will u stop it
Peppa:
You won't be going to that party, ok? We can't let anything happen to the
Forseen One
Peppa:
I'll bring the other 41 Shikabbites along. They shall all want to see this.
LiLpRnCeSS2369:
shut the hell up
Peppa:
We must start sacrificing horses!
LiLpRnCeSS2369:
i dont no what the hellur talking about
LiLpRnCeSS2369:
fuck off
Peppa:
No! You are the chosen one!
Peppa:
You will revive Shibby!
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