the shikabite princess
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LiLpRnCeSS2369: hey
LiLpRnCeSS2369: asl?
Peppa: YoYou first, my little yellow pencil.
Peppa: Hah, look, a typo. How silly of me!
LiLpRnCeSS2369: 15 f fl
Peppa: Are you into flashlights?
LiLpRnCeSS2369: not really
LiLpRnCeSS2369: actaully not at all
Peppa: mmm, tis a shame.
Peppa: Why not?
LiLpRnCeSS2369: i dont no
Peppa: So, what do you do in your free time?
LiLpRnCeSS2369: exercise, cheerlead, shop, hang out with freinds
LiLpRnCeSS2369: u
Peppa: Do you know any really good cheers?
LiLpRnCeSS2369: some
Peppa: Ones involving flashlights?
LiLpRnCeSS2369: nopee
Peppa: How unenlightened.
Peppa: Mmm
LiLpRnCeSS2369: yea
Peppa: So, what are you like?
LiLpRnCeSS2369: what do u mean
Peppa: I'm doing a survey
Peppa: What words would you use to describe yourself?
LiLpRnCeSS2369: fun-loving
LiLpRnCeSS2369: considerate
LiLpRnCeSS2369: happy
Peppa: Happy?
Peppa: How can you be happy with all the people out there suffering?
Peppa: How inconsiderate.
Peppa: What is your favorite color?
LiLpRnCeSS2369: pink
Peppa: Where do you live?
LiLpRnCeSS2369: fl
Peppa: Where is florida?
LiLpRnCeSS2369: fort lauderdale
Peppa: Can you give me directions to your house?
LiLpRnCeSS2369: no
Peppa: Why not?
LiLpRnCeSS2369: beacause i dont wanna
Peppa: what were your stats again, princess?
Peppa: Beautiful little princess...
LiLpRnCeSS2369: ur scaring me a lil
Peppa: But you are a princess!
Peppa: YOU ARE MY PRINCESS!
Peppa: Come back, my princess!
Peppa: I miss you!
Peppa: Wake up!
Peppa: I need you!
Peppa: My life is pointless without you!
LiLpRnCeSS2369: u need to chill out
Peppa: I can do that in your freezer!
LiLpRnCeSS2369: use ur own
Peppa: I don't have one.
LiLpRnCeSS2369: get one
Peppa: Will you give me money so I can get one?
Peppa: So, what is a sweet little 15/f/fl princess like you doing online anyway?
LiLpRnCeSS2369: im talking to my friends
Peppa: Am I your friend?
Peppa: Can I be your friend?
Peppa: We could have lots of fun!
LiLpRnCeSS2369: yea, if u stop acting like a total freak
Peppa: Mmmm...
Peppa: I'm not a freak.
Peppa: I'm normal!
Peppa: We are all like this!
Peppa: Mmmm.
LiLpRnCeSS2369: well ya sure t acting like one
Peppa: How should I act then?
Peppa: should i stop using the shift key?
Peppa: So, Sweet little princess, where do you go to school?
Peppa: Do your teachers have tattoos?
Peppa: They all do here in Iowa
LiLpRnCeSS2369: ooooo
LiLpRnCeSS2369: mine dont
Peppa: So, what are you doing this weekend?
Peppa: Talk to me, princess dear.
LiLpRnCeSS2369: im going to a party
Peppa: Does it involve alcohol?
Peppa: Bicycles?
Peppa: Duct tape?
LiLpRnCeSS2369: NO)
Peppa: What is a party without duct tape?
LiLpRnCeSS2369: do u think ur funny?
Peppa: Last time we had a party at school the teachers tied me up with duct tape!
Peppa: I think I am enlightened.
Peppa: Say, are you enlightened?
LiLpRnCeSS2369: no im not
Peppa: Would you like to be?
LiLpRnCeSS2369: NO
Peppa: It is a wonderful life to be a Shikabbite.
Peppa: We all live in Iowa.
Peppa: I bet they'd go easy on you with the Shibby rituals since you are such a princess.
Peppa: Do you like horses?

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LiLpRnCeSS2369: o really
Peppa: You are back!
Peppa: My dear princess!
Peppa: I thought you'd left me!
Peppa: Do you like horses?
LiLpRnCeSS2369: no
Peppa: That is a shame, for we raise horses.
LiLpRnCeSS2369: thats ncie
Peppa: You are beautiful. You should become a Shikabbite.
Peppa: Really, you should.
Peppa: Do you techno?
LiLpRnCeSS2369: NO\
Peppa: There is only one other female Shikabbite. We need more
Peppa: Especially a beautiful princess like you.
LiLpRnCeSS2369: no
Peppa: Wouldn't you like to prolong the Shikabbites?
LiLpRnCeSS2369: no
Peppa: Be chosen by Shibbah?
Peppa: I could practice my divination to see if Shibbah has chosen you.
LiLpRnCeSS2369: no really
LiLpRnCeSS2369: u dont have to
Peppa: But I must practice it!
LiLpRnCeSS2369: NO U MUSNT
Peppa: The prophet of Shibbah foretold that someday I'd be the Oracle of Shibbah.
LiLpRnCeSS2369: WOW!!!!!!!!!!
LiLpRnCeSS2369: good for u
Peppa: I must practice my divination then.
Peppa: Brb, getting some horse blood.
LiLpRnCeSS2369: ewwwwwwww
Peppa: Back! He almost didn't let me have it but I told him Shibbah commanded me to get it.
LiLpRnCeSS2369: omg
LiLpRnCeSS2369: that grosss
Peppa: No, not really. You get used to the blood after a while.
Peppa: Hey, are you interested in candles?
LiLpRnCeSS2369: nooooooooo
Peppa: That's a shame.
Peppa: Hey, would you like to talk to the prophet of Shibby? He's not online right now, but his AIM name is Spaztic GPW
Peppa: Tell him the Oracle sent you.
Peppa: brb, divining
Peppa: THE SHIBBY VOICE!
Peppa: I HEARD THE SHIBBY VOICE!
Peppa: YOU ARE TO BECOME A SHIKABBITE!
LiLpRnCeSS2369: no im not
LiLpRnCeSS2369: what the yhell r u talking about
Peppa: And you will give birth to the child who will revive the religion of Shibby!
Peppa: How fortunate that I found you in that chat room!
LiLpRnCeSS2369: omg
Peppa: Hold on a sec while I trace your ip.
LiLpRnCeSS2369: will u stop it
Peppa: You won't be going to that party, ok? We can't let anything happen to the Forseen One
Peppa: I'll bring the other 41 Shikabbites along. They shall all want to see this.
LiLpRnCeSS2369: shut the hell up
Peppa: We must start sacrificing horses!
LiLpRnCeSS2369: i dont no what the hellur talking about
LiLpRnCeSS2369: fuck off
Peppa: No! You are the chosen one!
Peppa: You will revive Shibby!

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