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I still don't know what the subject of this one is. Note that this is a
very old prank of mine from early 2002

ElectroPiZZa: THE PIGEONS ARE INVADING!!
Patdcan16: Are they now
ElectroPiZZa: WHAT DO YOU THINK I JUST SAID, YOU LUMP-EATING GROWING FORK OF A BROOM KNIFE???????!!!!!!
ElectroPiZZa: THEY ARE INVADING!!
Patdcan16: Alrightly      what's the number to your dealer     I want some
ElectroPiZZa: Are you interested in a free used North Dakota-imported walrus?
Patdcan16: Any rust??
ElectroPiZZa: None whatsoever.  However, it's free when you pay a fee of $299.99 plus shipping and handling.
ElectroPiZZa: If you order now we'll throw in 63 free bottles of bread juice!
Patdcan16: Sweat      take amex??
ElectroPiZZa: Don't be all wickity-wack biz bang shwoom kwing kwang clang dong bong wiggy woggy woosh on me, HOMIE G!!  Will you order or not?!!!
Patdcan16: Sure  I'll bite
ElectroPiZZa: Nono, you must never bite the walrus.
ElectroPiZZa: It'll be very mad if you do.
ElectroPiZZa: It'll also destroy half of Australia.
Patdcan16: ohhh    does it come with an instructional video??
ElectroPiZZa: Only the greatest, my gumball.  Complete with instructions on how to bake adjective soup!
Patdcan16: And noun cassoroll?
ElectroPiZZa: LOOK MA'AM, I APPRECIATE YOUR INTEREST IN OUR PRODUCTS BUT YOUR SPANISH ATTITUDE IS GETTING ON MY NERVES, SIR.  I'D SUGGEST YOU ACT MORE PROFESSIONAL BEFORE SETTING FOOT NEAR MY FLAMINGO
Patdcan16: allright     allright     I dont see your name on that flamingo
ElectroPiZZa: The IRS thinks you wear a funny hat.
Patdcan16: That's okay    I pay my taxes to canadian revenue       so I'll keep my dam hat thank you
ElectroPiZZa: You can keep your dam hat.  I just said that the IRS thinks it's funny, that's all.
Patdcan16: Well you tell them that they where stupid pants
ElectroPiZZa: Mr. Bujumbo called, by the way.  He says that you are a dumb face.  Is this true?
Patdcan16: No    but bubba called   he said you raid chickens  is THIS true?
ElectroPiZZa: Jon Parrot Maximus the III called and he says that     you          use         lots of spaces       in your sentences       for      some
reason. Is             this      true?
Patdcan16: If he said so..... but the insane asylom called they want you and you family back     is this true
ElectroPiZZa: I just said something.  Is this true?
Patdcan16: yes
Patdcan16: absolutly positivley maybe
ElectroPiZZa: This is true.  The previous sentence said "This is true."  Is this false?
Patdcan16: no    your first sentence
Patdcan16: is this is true
Patdcan16: is this conversation going nowhere and if so how fast is it getting there?
ElectroPiZZa: YOU ARE A BAGEL WITH CREAM CHEESE.  IS THIS TRULY FALSE?
Patdcan16: you are a virgin screwdriver
ElectroPiZZa: YOU AREN'T THAT GREAT OF A HINDU CHEESE MUFFIN YOURSELF, NOVICE HAM ROD
Patdcan16: you are accient goddess of gayness.  no talent hack
ElectroPiZZa: You know, if I had a piece of string and a dime, I'd probably think that I had something like a string and a dime, only the string is more of a "piece" and the dime is actually more of a neo-dinosaur vegas clomp train pretzel, you know what I mean?
Patdcan16: Sometimes dont you just get the urge to stick your head in a small hole in the top of a juice box and see how long you can blow your
nose??
ElectroPiZZa: Your presence is irritating.  Almost as much as your mom.
Patdcan16: Ya well ever since your sister blew her knees (not to mention me) it's been pretty boring here as well
Patdcan16: Gotta take a piss     save your lame comments for a minute
ElectroPiZZa: Look, we're not getting anywhere with this snosh.  How about you cut the cuzzwack and perish in the eyes of a million tomatoes?
ElectroPiZZa: You also mom a lot.
Patdcan16: I could    but then I'd have outstaged you and I dont want you to live in my shadow
ElectroPiZZa: Did you know that brushing your pancreas is a great way to reduce risk of not brushing your pancreas?
Patdcan16: I heard that once while attending camp do piotie
ElectroPiZZa: I can tell you live in South Dakota.
ElectroPiZZa: Why, I don't know.  I just can tell.
Patdcan16: not even the right country
ElectroPiZZa: You seem like a South Dakotian.
ElectroPiZZa: What country, then?  Agbhnijneriznia?
Patdcan16: you seem observant    thought you'd have figured it out out.. ahhh disappointment young skyfucker
Patdcan16: the path to enlightment is 2 doors to the left down the hall
ElectroPiZZa: What are you talking about?  Are you saying I have intercourse with the sky?
Patdcan16: No    but that's what it feels like sleeping with your mom     like driving a car through a tunnel
ElectroPiZZa: And the IRS still thinks your hat is funny.
Patdcan16: and they still wear stupid pants
ElectroPiZZa: Think before you speak, lizard.  The IRS wear the best damn pants in the entire universe.
Patdcan16: no no speaking before thinking has carried me through this conversation with a freakin chicken rapist
ElectroPiZZa: Hey, what do you have against chickens, anyway?
Patdcan16: arn't they?
Patdcan16: where my god dam wallrus??
ElectroPiZZa: Your god dam walrus will not be possessed by you anytime soon.   You flunked.  Ha, ha.  Good day.
Patdcan16: later wacko
ElectroPiZZa: Later, canned bread.
ElectroPiZZa: (btw this is jessica from sk0000000l i luv u lol ^_^;;;)
Patdcan16: later used personal lubricant