200 pounds of coco puffs
this prank was brought to you by my man jose

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spaztic: Yo, dawg
CowDropper: um who is this dawg
spaztic: Yo this is Quito, you best not know me, dawg
spaztic: I'm from the south, man, way south, Mexico
spaztic: You got me, man?
CowDropper: ok
spaztic: Anyways, how old is you?
CowDropper: 12
CowDropper: i take spanish classes to
spaztic: Alright, that's cool, that's cool
spaztic: Nah nah, no need
CowDropper: how do u say motherfuckewr in spanish
spaztic: I don't know, I don't know the language, you see I am from New York and I came here to get drugs
spaztic: You like drugs, dawg?
CowDropper: nope sry
spaztic: Well that's okay
CowDropper: dawg
spaztic: You don't hafta
CowDropper: never tried them
CowDropper: mexicans arent suppost to say dog
spaztic: See here's the deel, you know, I was talking to my man Jose, and he told me him and his dawgs got 200 pounds of coco puffs we wanna ship to the US
CowDropper: thats for homees
spaztic: Dude I told you I'm from New York
CowDropper: ok
spaztic: Anyways we looking for a dawg who's in America to loan us his ride, know what I'm sayin'?
CowDropper: um ya
spaztic: So you know a dawg who could hook a brother up?
CowDropper: um sry nope
spaztic: please, dawg?
spaztic: I mean, you could try some fatass doobies
CowDropper: um no
CowDropper: im not a crackhead
spaztic: Dude you could get laid by fine ass bitches who smoke the cock
spaztic: While you roll around in money
spaztic: What you say, cracka?
CowDropper: i can get laid by my fine ass girlfrein while i roll around in money cause my dads a billionaire!
spaztic: Man don't be frontin' me I'll bust yo punk ass
CowDropper: ok and what do u mean by frontin
spaztic: Pullin' shit
CowDropper: ok
CowDropper: well no thanks for the offer
spaztic: C'mon dawg
spaztic: You'd be fatass rich like a g-funk money bitchass nigger licker
CowDropper: i am rich
spaztic: Shut your faggotass mouth up
CowDropper: stop callin me dawg
spaztic: Shut the fuck up bitch
spaztic: Man I got bad crazy amounts of coke up in here
CowDropper: bye
spaztic: Man don't be a bitch to me
CowDropper: motherfucking crackhead
spaztic: Lick my balls buzzitchie

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