spaztic: Hey, I'm Ron Geburtzky for People.org and am looking for people to interview for a future section coming up. Are you interested?
Kasweetness: i dono
spaztic: Good. First question: What do you enjoy doing on the weekend?
Kasweetness: well i like to get on the internet ,ride my horses,go to the mall ,and hang out with my friends
spaztic: I see.
spaztic: And when you say "horses" you are referring to the animals, correct?
Kasweetness: yes
spaztic: Do you think that one day someone is going to steal your horses and use them to make glue?
Kasweetness: no i hope not
spaztic: Why not? Don't you like glue?
Kasweetness: yes i just think its crule to the animal ,i mean what if someday the horse go exstienct
spaztic: But what are people going to do without glue?
Kasweetness: some people told me that they don't use horses any more
Kasweetness: I'm not sure if its true or false
spaztic: Of course they use horses. I mean, I've heard rumors that human flesh works well for glue because of its elacticity, but that's awefully cruel, don't you think?
Kasweetness: yes
spaztic: Have you ever eaten horse meat?
Kasweetness: no!
spaztic: Why not?
Kasweetness: no way i love horses to much
spaztic: Well do you like cows, chicken, and fish?
Kasweetness: yeah i eat them though
spaztic: well then why don't you eat horse?
Kasweetness: i don't know it just seems mean to have horses and then eat them
spaztic: haven't you ever gotten angry at one of your horses?
Kasweetness: yeah butt not as bad as to eat him
spaztic: well I mean you could just get pissed off at your horses, take out like, like, like a fuckin' baseball bat and just hit that stupid motherfucker, and use the remains as food
Kasweetness: yeah right!
spaztic: c'mon, give it a try!
spaztic: you never know until you've tried!
Kasweetness: no!!
Kasweetness: whatever u say im not going to eat my horse!!!
Kasweetness: where do you live?
spaztic: Hey, who's interviewing who, here?
Kasweetness: fine then
spaztic: Alright, have you ever given your horse a spanking when he was bad?
Kasweetness: yes i hit him
spaztic: you spanked his ass good, then?
Kasweetness: no not like that
spaztic: sounds like you love your horses a lot...
Kasweetness: shut it, what kind of web site are you doing?
spaztic: It's just about different People and the diversity of the American culture
Kasweetness: I don't do anything bad to my horses!!!
spaztic: You just said a minute ago that you hit them
Kasweetness: havent you ever ridden a horse before
spaztic: I have once
spaztic: Afterwards we sat around the campfire, singing praises to Shibbah, and we ate the horse
spaztic: Anyways, back to the interview
spaztic: Do you think that the horses have ever planned to eat you?
Kasweetness: they don't sell horse here
Kasweetness: as a meat
Kasweetness: no i don't
spaztic: ah, you don't THINK so
spaztic: there is an underground horse market
Kasweetness: no they DON'T
spaztic: they also sell dog, cat, and hamster
Kasweetness: no theres not
spaztic: just becuase you don't know about something doesn't mean it doesn't exist
Kasweetness: no they don't!
Kasweetness: where do u live what state?
spaztic: you aren't even willing to try and admit it to yourself
spaztic: I don't wish for stalkers, piss off
Kasweetness: no they don't sell horse meat in the united states
spaztic: and how do you KNOW this?
spaztic: I mean, just becuase it isn't very mainstream doesn't mean that it doesn't exist
spaztic: just the other day I picked up some horse meat from a shady butcher in a dark alley
Kasweetness: whos Shibbah?
spaztic: Ach, I shall not reveal to thee about the presence of Shibbah to a non-Shikabbite
spaztic: Unless you are willing to join the Shikabbites and hold to Shibbah's Creed
spaztic: Are you?
Kasweetness: no!
spaztic: Hmmm, the Shibbah has revealed to me that he wants for you to know his true identity
spaztic: Shibbah is the Almighty God of Shibby, bless his name
spaztic: Have you ever had Shibby?
Kasweetness: what are you talking about?
spaztic: Shibby!
spaztic: My religeon, I am of the Olde Clan of Shibbah's Chosen
spaztic: Together we hold to the Shibbah's Creed and perform the sacred Shibby rituals
Kasweetness: i don't even know what you are talking about!
spaztic: We get our funds by selling horse meat!
Kasweetness: shut up!
spaztic: WE FUCKING DO!
spaztic: AND I'M GONNA COME AFTER YOUR GOD-FORSAKEN HORSES AND SACRIFICE THEM TO SHIBBAH!
spaztic: erm, anyway
Kasweetness: its ilegal to sell horse meat in the united states so your probaly from that stupid Afganistan!
spaztic: Are you interested in learning more about the Shikabbites?
Kasweetness: no!
spaztic: of course it's illegal, that's why it's underground
Kasweetness: you don't live in the united states do you?
Kasweetness: and your not interveiwing me are you?
spaztic: I am from the United States
Kasweetness: what state?
spaztic: Iowa
Kasweetness: it took you that long tpo know what state you live in
Kasweetness: what religon are you?
spaztic: I told you, I am a Shikabbite
Kasweetness: i don't know what that is i am catholic
spaztic: It's a very very small religeon that originats in Karmakistan
spaztic: That country no longer exists, it was eaten by the evil commies
Kasweetness: what is it known by now?
spaztic: It is part of Russia
spaztic: The survivors headed to America and now all 42 of us live in Iowa
spaztic: We chose Iowa becuase no one lives in Iowa
Kasweetness: there are only 42 of you?
spaztic: Yes, together we make up the entire population of Iowa.
spaztic: We sell our horse meat on EBay because we don't have anyone to sell it to in Iowa
Kasweetness: never seen that on ebay have to look next time
Kasweetness: ok thats enough really this is kasweetness's mother and i am 35. this is over DO NOT IM kasweetness again thank you Beth Cunningham