the art of bation
this prank brought to you by swattling the pork

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spaztic: Hey MAN
Pyromaniac511: hi
spaztic: WHAT'S up??
Pyromaniac511: nutin
spaztic: Are you from CAMPBELL MIDDLE SCHOOL?
Pyromaniac511: nope
spaztic: ARE YOU SURE?
spaztic: You look like a CAMPBELL if you catch my hidden meanings and witty expressions
Pyromaniac511: ummm...yes
Pyromaniac511: 1m in 12th grade
spaztic: It's taken you 12 times TO FINISH your grade?
Pyromaniac511: yes
Pyromaniac511: im a 25 year old 8th grader
spaztic: Wow
spaztic: YOU MUST BE REAL DUM =D
spaztic: Hey you into the art of bation?
Pyromaniac511: nope
spaztic: Why not? You practice at all?
Pyromaniac511: if i new what bation was it be better
spaztic: Don't get all pigeon-toed on my cracker ass, now. EVERYONE is aware of BATION
Pyromaniac511: masterbation
spaztic: Oh? So you are the MASTER of BATION? Why didn't you say so?
Pyromaniac511: i was asking if that was what it is
spaztic: I'm not sure. Is masterbation when one has mastered the art of bation? Or is it some sort of acronymn, like Master At Scooping Three Ear Rodent Between Another Tiny Icy Orange Nipple?
Pyromaniac511: i dont no what bation is
spaztic: well maybe you should think about that before claiming to be master, you almost had me knee deep in wooden fudge pops, know what I mean?
Pyromaniac511: explain bation
spaztic: Well you see, there is this art, and it is called bation, and when one practices the art of bation they bation in an artful way. Where is Pittsburg?
Pyromaniac511: pensylvania
Pyromaniac511: explain bation
Pyromaniac511: not the art of it
spaztic: Well lets say you are bationing and but you are nervous and can't keep your head up high, then you will be in trouble and lose
all of its artfulness just when you hit the peak of bation
Pyromaniac511: quit beeting around the bush
spaztic: I like bushbeets,
Pyromaniac511: can u just tell me what bation is
Pyromaniac511: not the art
Pyromaniac511: not impitence in the art
Pyromaniac511: just what it is
spaztic: Your big words confuse my simple cerebral cortex. Please elaborate on the word "tell" before I can continue.
Pyromaniac511: >:o explain
spaztic: one cannot explain the art of bation. one can either KNOW its power or be UNKNOWED
spaztic: So what does your spleen say? WHAT IS BATION TO YOU?
Pyromaniac511: self pleasure
Pyromaniac511: ??
Pyromaniac511: am i rightt
spaztic: If the art of bation gives your self some pleasure, I am not one to judge.
spaztic: Have you left me for the penguins? VELK IS QUISTS COUSIN YOU KNOW
Pyromaniac511: ur a dork
spaztic: well SOMEONE needs to swattle the pork
Pyromaniac511: ummm sure
Pyromaniac511: i dont no what they are
spaztic: They're for use when I am swattling your pork. Give me your pantsbread.
spaztic: Why don't you speak with me? My bustop is lonely and needs to be fingerniddled.
Pyromaniac511: cause u use dumb words like fingerniddled
spaztic: Don't be racist! You...RACIST!
spaztic: Hey you wanna sing a song with me?
Pyromaniac511: no
Pyromaniac511: why u call me racist??
spaztic: So I could swattle your pork and fingerniddle your busstop.
Pyromaniac511: ok??
spaztic: GODO!
Pyromaniac511: do i wanna see it
spaztic: It's colored fushia and I use it with my bationing. Hey where is Pittsburg again?
Pyromaniac511: pensylvania
spaztic: Oh okay just wanted to see if you could misspell Pennsylvania more than once
Pyromaniac511: i cant spell very well
spaztic: WHY DO YOU SNIFF?
Pyromaniac511: i dont sniff
spaztic: YOUR LANSCAPE IS TURNING INTO A PEICE OF FORK
spaztic: OH OK JUST A MINUTE
Pyromaniac511: 1 minute
Pyromaniac511: 5 minute
Pyromaniac511: dead site
spaztic: http://www.barbecuen.com/images/cookoffs/genemann/roadkill.jpg
Pyromaniac511: your an idiot. blocked.

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