Before this log began, EvilMike pretended to be banned by Fribird and rejoined under another alias (THE_FBI), who later also pretended to be banned by Fribird (aka Mazin, Mazinkaiser, Fighter II, Idiot, Mr. Tran)

Here is the grande list of who everyone who pranked is:

VelKasha: Anna_Navarre, Chad_, Walter_Simons
Trafton: mIRC_Cop, BobKinskzi
EvilMike: THE_FBI
VeggieMan: VeggieMan[GpW], AutoVoice

mIRC_Cop: We've been getting reports that there was a user banned here by a non-opped party.
mIRC_Cop: Is this true?
THE_FBI: YOU ARE HEREBY ARRESTED.
Fribird: I didn't click ban until it says EvilMike was banned by Fribird.
Chad_: I'm confused. :-\
THE_FBI: MISTER MIRC COP, THE USER BANNED WAS EVILMIKE.
Fribird: THE_FBI made himself banned.
mIRC_Cop: It doesn't matter. mIRC uses syntosilinavotics in order to tell when you are about to ban someone.
Fribird: IT WAS FAKED
THE_FBI: DO NOT ACCUSE MY OFFICE OF SUCH THINGS.
Chad_: It was faked? How so? :-\
Chad_: Why am I in trouble? :-(
Fribird: mIRC_Cop has a detector.
THE_FBI: I DO NOT TAKE MATTERS LIKE THIS VERY KINDLY. YOU BANNED A POLICE OFFICER
Fribird: He detects.
mIRC_Cop: Fribird, can I get your real name and address? We'll need to report you to the authoraties. If you don't give these details, you could be locked up for a while.
mIRC_Cop: Now, Andy, I'm serious.
Fribird: I did not ban him!!!!!!
Fribird: Please trust me.
        *** mIRC_Cop is now known as BobKinskzi
Fribird: See?
BobKinskzi: I'll go by my real name.
Fribird: See?
BobKinskzi: I'll go by my real name.
THE_FBI: HIS NAME IS ANDY TRAN AND HE GOES TO CAMPBELL MIDDLE SCHOOL.
BobKinskzi: Fribird, lying will only make it worse.
Fribird: Are you DizZy DM?
Fribird: I did not ban him.
Fribird: I am telling the truth,
Fribird: and...
BobKinskzi: Now, why did you want to ban mike? mIRC senses thought patterns and executes them.
THE_FBI: STOP THAT
Chad_: You banned him. It looked like it. :-(
Fribird: I never clicked ban.
        *** Quits: THE_FBI (---@b3g51sey274i.bc.hsia.telus.net) BANNED by Fribird
Fribird: What the.....
BobKinskzi: Even if you just think about it, it will do it.
Fribird: I didn't!!
Chad_: Stop clicking BAN. :-(
BobKinskzi: Excuse me.
BobKinskzi: You continue to abuse the system.
Chad_: It's not nice. :-]
Chad_: :-(*
BobKinskzi: I'm very sorry, but I have to report you to your local authorities.
Fribird: FBI came back two minutes after banned.
Fribird: I didn't do it!
BobKinskzi: The impersonating of ops is a federal offense. You could go to jail for life.
Fribird: I didn't!
BobKinskzi: In fact, it could even mean the death penalty.
Fribird: I never clicked Ban.
BobKinskzi: It's a horrible, horrible thing to do.
BobKinskzi: Andy, you didn't. But you thought ban.
BobKinskzi: You wanted to ban Mike.
Fribird: I am posting some messege in the JCF>
Fribird: NO.
Fribird: I didn't.
BobKinskzi: So, your finger slipped. Son, don't make this hard.
Chad_: What is the JCF?
BobKinskzi: You're already going to be in the slammer for the next five years minimum.
Fribird: THE FBI came back two minutes but it was suppose to be five.
BobKinskzi: Oh!
       *** Joins: Walter_Simons (walter_s@96.sanjose-11rh15rt-ca.dial-access.att.net) :: (Clones: 2 / Chad_, Walter_Simons,)
       *** AutoVoice sets mode: +v Walter_Simons
BobKinskzi: So you DID ban him?
Walter_Simons: Hello.
Fribird: No.
Walter_Simons: I understand that there is a problem here?
Fribird: I didn't,
BobKinskzi: You knew what the ban length would be.
Fribird: Will you stop blaming me?
BobKinskzi: Do not deny it. You've already said it
Fribird: I never ban a person.
Walter_Simons: Explain what the problem is.
Fribird: I was never an operator.
Walter_Simons: I do not know why FEMA must become involved.
BobKinskzi: Mr. Tran, this is a serious offense. You do realize that this is even worse than treason, hijacking, or hotel soap theft, don't you?
Walter_Simons: All right. It seems that a certain Mr. Tran has abused the system, is that correct?
Fribird: People keep blaming me because I ban people when I am a client and they keep saying EvilMike was banned when I didn't click ban EvilMike.
Walter_Simons: Is Mr. Tran present?
Fribird: I am on active.
BobKinskzi: Yes. I'm afraid we are going to have to give him a penalty, code T.R.O.U.T.
Walter_Simons: All right. Are you Mr. Tran, Fribird?
Fribird: I am calling Bobby aka Dizzy.
BobKinskzi: According to his whois, yes.
Fribird: Yes.
Walter_Simons: I am Walter Simons, the head of FEMA.
Fribird: I am calling him right now to settle this.
BobKinskzi: Bobby aka DiZZy is an undercover agent for FEMA. He is with us.
BobKinskzi: He won't help
Fribird: Because Bobby will have to ban Mike.
BobKinskzi: You banned mike, son.
Fribird: I will tell him the real truth.
BobKinskzi: Get over it.
Walter_Simons: Mr. Tran, I already gave Bobby aka Dizzy a phone call.
BobKinskzi: OK.
Fribird: And that's it!
Fribird: No.
BobKinskzi: What is the real truth?
Walter_Simons: He insists that the problem is not his to settle.
Fribird: Post.
Fribird: JCF post.
Fribird: Ban the nine your old EvilMike.
Walter_Simons: JCF post? Where, might I ask, is this JCF organization located?
Fribird: I did not ban him but Bobby will.
Fribird: Cya.
Fribird: I G2G post.
BobKinskzi: Son, stay.
BobKinskzi: You're in deep poo-poo.
Fribird: No.
Walter_Simons: Mr. Tran, could you please explain the situation?
Fribird: BobKinskzi is Trafton.
Fribird: I explained it too many times.
Fribird: Stop asking me.
BobKinskzi: Sir, I've used his AUTH to access this channel.
Walter_Simons: I received a phone call from an agent at FEMA.
BobKinskzi: He has been permanently banned, by youl
Fribird: Ok, ban me.
Walter_Simons: Mr. Tran, I am not blaming you.
BobKinskzi: So I am investigating his Q account.
Fribird: If clients can ban ppl, ban me.
Walter_Simons: I am the head of the FEMA, and do not know what the situation is.
BobKinskzi: Mr. Tran, we aren't blaming you. We're blaming the fleas on your dog. FEMA doesn't want to put you in jail, kid.
Fribird: Ban me if you can.
Walter_Simons: Normally, I prefer to keep FEMA out of this.
Fribird: Ban me or I will tell Bobby to ban Trafton and EvilMike from JCF.
Fribird: Period.
Fribird: YOu have 5 secs to say.
Fribird: 5
VeggieMan[GpW]: sets mode: -v Fribird
Walter_Simons: Mr. Tran, I pm the head of the FEMA.
VeggieMan[GpW]: !jvoice off
        *** Parts: Fribird (Taylor1@ACBF5919.ipt.aol.com)
Walter_Simons: I pm not an Operator of this channel.
        *** Joins: Fribird (Taylor1@ACBF5919.ipt.aol.com) :: (Clones: none)
Walter_Simons: Mr. Tran appears to be exercising his 5th pmendment right. The right to remain silent.
BobKinskzi: No.
VeggieMan[GpW]: !jvoice on
BobKinskzi: He has no constitutional rights due to the Chestnut Incident of 1996.
Walter_Simons: I am aware of that.
BobKinskzi: Walter, is your brother Richard available?
BobKinskzi: This is a special case.
Walter_Simons: I am sorry. He is not around.
BobKinskzi: Oh. Darn.
    *** Kicked: Fribird was kicked by VeggieMan[GpW] :: (Reason: Didn't that feel nice? 2<Borg12IRC2>)
BobKinskzi: I'm afraid it's the death penalty for Mr. Tran.
BobKinskzi: agdfagad
BobKinskzi: STOP IT ;-P
VeggieMan[GpW]: he will re-join with a +v
        *** Joins: Fribird (Taylor1@ACBF5919.ipt.aol.com) :: (Clones: none)
        *** AutoVoice sets mode: +v Fribird
Walter_Simons: Welcome back, Mr. Tran.
Walter_Simons: Mr. Tran, have you had any previous criminal record?
Fribird: The only person who knew my last npme is Trafton. ANd he is Walter SImons.
Fribird: Do a favor, get a life.
BobKinskzi: No.
BobKinskzi: Your last name is on display using whois.
BobKinskzi: Fribird is Taylor1@ACBF5919.ipt.aol.com * Andy Tran
BobKinskzi: Fribird on +#jj2
BobKinskzi: Fribird using *.quakenet.org QuakeNet IRC server
BobKinskzi: Fribird End of /WHOIS list.
BobKinskzi: See?
BobKinskzi: I'm sorry, Mr. Tran. Do you own any halibut?
BobKinskzi: We'll have to confiscate any halibut you have.
BobKinskzi: Were bringing in a special agent now.
VeggieMan[GpW]: Mr. Tran... eat shit and die.. PLZ THX!
Fribird: Asking Bobby Aka DizZy.
BobKinskzi: Bobby is our agent again. He is part of FEMA.
BobKinskzi: What is he saying?
Walter_Simons: I pm not aware of the problem.
        *** Joins: Anna_Navarre: (anavarre@96.sanjose-11rh15rt-ca.dial-access.att.net) ::9 (Clones: 3 / Anna_Navarre:, Chad_, Walter_Simons,)
        *** AutoVoice sets mode: +v Anna_Navarre
Fribird: You guys are EvilMike and Trafton.
Fribird: I got info.
Anna_Navarre: Hello.
BobKinskzi: We have brought in Agent Anna Navarre.
Anna_Navarre: I am EvilMike?
Anna_Navarre: Since when, Mr. Fribird?
AutoVoice: I will kill you. FRIDBIRD! DIE!
Anna_Navarre: I am an Israeli national.
BobKinskzi: Fribird, EvilMike and Trafton have been banned due to spesilative abuse. You're aware of what that means, I assume?
BobKinskzi: Any idiot would know what that means.
Anna_Navarre: I do not know what you speak of, Mr. Fribird.You do, right/
BobKinskzi: ?
Fribird: Bobkinskzi is Trafton.
Fribird: Info lookup!
Fribird: AHAHAHAHA
AutoVoice: Fribird, leave now.
Fribird: I know it.
BobKinskzi: Sir, Trafton has been banned. I'm using his account to investigate this.
Fribird: Sure.
AutoVoice: Now
Fribird: No.
AutoVoice: Now
AutoVoice: Now
BobKinskzi: You may receive a Q-Ban unless you tell us.
Fribird: I saw his address and email.
Anna_Navarre: Mr. Fribird, why are you failing to follow orders?
BobKinskzi: WHO ARE YOU?
BobKinskzi: WHAT IS THE SQAURE ROOT OF 42432?
Anna_Navarre: I am Agent Navarre.
Fribird: Ignore all users.
BobKinskzi: BRIEFS OR BOXERS?
AutoVoice: Fribird do you wish to be banned?
BobKinskzi: Agent AutoVoice will Q-Ban you.
Anna_Navarre: Mr. Kinskzi, that question made no sense.
BobKinskzi: And we will be to your house in the morning to arrest you.
VeggieMan[GpW]: BOXERBRIEFS
BobKinskzi: You will face a life sentance.
BobKinskzi: I'm very sorry you chose this way.
BobKinskzi: Now leave. I can not stand to breathe the same air as you.
AutoVoice: Fridbird, you must leave now.
AutoVoice: Now.
AutoVoice: Leave now
Fribird: Aite.
Fribird: j/k
BobKinskzi: Secret Agent AutoVoice knows all.
AutoVoice: You are not welcome here.
Fribird: ...
Fribird: Lalalalalala
BobKinskzi: You are welcome in Antarctica.
AutoVoice: I am GOD!
BobKinskzi: Please jump the cow,.
AutoVoice: DO AS SAY!
Fribird: *Listening to some music*
BobKinskzi: I'm afraid you are an idiot.
        *** Kicked: Fribird was kicked by AutoVoice :: (Reason: I am JESUS!)
BobKinskzi: We will have to kill you now.
BobKinskzi: haha.