HTML Hax0rz - by pranx0rific and DarkShadow. One fine day, I happened to sneak
into an MSN chatroom (Teens), and since there was some idiot spamming the place,
I decided to send him a "whisper" message, and the confusion began. Since I
wanted to make this a group effort, I had DarkShadow pose as "Trafton", my
"little brother", and start bothering the fiend. In other words, I set the loser
up for the prank by talking to him through Whisper, and DarkShadow finished him
off with MSN. ;-P
 

pranx0rific's part

pranx0rific: Hello!
Mr. Tysdal: hi
pranx0rific: How is the weather?
Mr. Tysdal: cold
Mr. Tysdal: you got a cam or pic?
pranx0rific: A what?
Mr. Tysdal: web cam
pranx0rific: The Vigilance Force finds web cams to be a security hazard.
Mr. Tysdal: do you havce one?
pranx0rific: Yes, the Vigilance Force thinks you are a security hazard, too!
pranx0rific: Ack. Tell my little brother to get off the keyboard.
Mr. Tysdal: ok am i talking to a girl or boy?
pranx0rific: Please tell my little brother to stop whispering to people about the Vigilance Force.
pranx0rific: I'm a girl, yes.
Mr. Tysdal: do you have a web cam?
pranx0rific: The Vigilance Force is watching you!
pranx0rific: Trafton, STOP THAT.
pranx0rific: Yes, I have a web cam.
Mr. Tysdal: you wanna use it with me?
pranx0rific: PANTSBREAD!
pranx0rific: Argh. Can you tell my brother to please go away?
Mr. Tysdal: stop faggot
pranx0rific: Sure, how do I hook up my web cam though?
Mr. Tysdal: do you ahve msn messanger?
pranx0rific: Yeah.
pranx0rific: YOUR VCR IS MOST DISTRESSING.
pranx0rific: Trafton, go away.
Mr. Tysdal: email adress?
pranx0rific: trafton_jj2@hotmail.com
pranx0rific: NO, TRAFTON!
pranx0rific: Okay, my email address is "@hotmail.com".
Mr. Tysdal: log onto messanger
pranx0rific: Bah. Tell my brother to log out or else I can't use MSN.
pranx0rific: GAH! Why did he block you?!
Mr. Tysdal: Trafton, go away homo or ill send you a virus
Mr. Tysdal: ;)
pranx0rific: MARMALAED! LOLORLADJKFDFJKJLEQR!!114425
pranx0rific: Pfft. He's being an idiot.
Mr. Tysdal: kick his ass
pranx0rific: Say...what is your e-mail address?
Mr. Tysdal: i already added you
Mr. Tysdal: just log on
Mr. Tysdal: starchild_93@hotmail.com is mine
pranx0rific: Okay, thanks.
Mr. Tysdal: no problem baby
pranx0rific: Trafton stole my web cam cord.
Mr. Tysdal: go kick his ass!
pranx0rific: Is Trafton trying to talk to you?
Mr. Tysdal: yeah
Mr. Tysdal: tell me if he gives his cord back
pranx0rific: Okay.
pranx0rific: Uhm...my brother says that you hax0red him.
Mr. Tysdal: i dint
Mr. Tysdal: didnt
pranx0rific: Can you send me the virus so that I can give it to Trafton?
Mr. Tysdal: i wont hoax him
Mr. Tysdal: lol
pranx0rific: HAX0R! HAX0R! HAX0R!!!1111 OMGL LOLOLOL ROFLROFL LOL OLOL OMB LOL!!!!11111111
pranx0rific: Trafton, STOP IT!
Mr. Tysdal: dude, i aint gonna trick you, chill
pranx0rific: He says that if you join his HTML hax0ring group, which "regularly pranx0rz and hax0rz the FBI using HTML", he will give me the cord back.
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DarkShadow's part

DarkShadow: Was my sister talking to you?
Mr. Tysdal: yeah give the cord back
DarkShadow: I don't think so.
Mr. Tysdal: or ill mess up yer computer
Mr. Tysdal: i do
DarkShadow: I AM TRAFTON!!!!
Mr. Tysdal: no shit
DarkShadow: MORTALFACE!
Mr. Tysdal: yer also gay
DarkShadow: YOUR VCR IS MOST DISTRESSING.
Mr. Tysdal: you cock is most small...
DarkShadow: =(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
DarkShadow: >(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
DarkShadow: I CALL MY LOYER PLZ THX.
Mr. Tysdal: go give the cord back faggot
DarkShadow: SHE ATE MY CERIAL YESTERDAY!
Mr. Tysdal: ill buy you new ceral
DarkShadow: REALLY? =))))
Mr. Tysdal: ill send you 20 bucks through paypal if u give yer sister the cord back
DarkShadow: Ok.
Mr. Tysdal: give it back now
DarkShadow: US ofcorse?
Mr. Tysdal: yeah
DarkShadow: euro plz.
Mr. Tysdal: FINE
DarkShadow: Did you send it?
Mr. Tysdal: not till u give cord back
DarkShadow: YOUR A FAIK
Mr. Tysdal: i swear
DarkShadow: YOUR TRYING TO BAIT ME.
Mr. Tysdal: no im not
DarkShadow: AFTER I GIVE THE CORD BACK, YOU WILL SAY HAHA.
DarkShadow: I NO U LOZAR
Mr. Tysdal: no i wont
Mr. Tysdal: take it or leave it, 20 dollars
DarkShadow: UT2K3
DarkShadow: UT2K3
DarkShadow: UT2K3
DarkShadow: UT2K3
DarkShadow: UT2K3
DarkShadow: UT2K3
DarkShadow: UT2K3
Mr. Tysdal: ok ok ok
DarkShadow: GOOD. =)
DarkShadow: WHAT THE FISH!?
DarkShadow: MY EMOTICONS LOOK LIEK FISH!
DarkShadow: DID U HAX ME?!
Mr. Tysdal: no
Mr. Tysdal: i will if you dont give her that cord
DarkShadow: =(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((UT2K3 PLZ THX.
DarkShadow: HELLO! DO YOU LIKE MARMALADE? I LIKE MARMALADE TOO!
Mr. Tysdal: dude i didnt trick you give your sister the cord
DarkShadow: I WAS SPIEING ON MY SISTERS COMPUTER. =)
DarkShadow: I HEARD IT ALL YOU MORON
Mr. Tysdal: i told her i wasnt going to haox you
DarkShadow: THAT MEANS I DON'T HAV TO GIV IT RITE? =)
Mr. Tysdal: wrong
DarkShadow: !!!!!!????????
Mr. Tysdal: if you give her the cord NOW there will be no trouble
DarkShadow: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU HAVE ALL THE RIGHTS TO ORDER ME AROUND?
DarkShadow: GO ORDER YOUR OWN PIZZA
DarkShadow: STUPIDHEAD
Mr. Tysdal: deadly diseases?
DarkShadow: YOU THINK MY SISTER HAS MORE RIGHTS THAN ME?!
DarkShadow: I EVEN SHOT MORE WALLS THAN HER IN UT2K3!!!!!!!
DarkShadow: DO YOU THINK THAT GIVES ME NO RIGHTS?
DarkShadow: JOIN MY HTML HAX0RING GROUP THX PLZ THX
DarkShadow: I DON'T WANT TO WALK THAT FAR JUST TO GIVE HER SOME STUP'N CORD
DarkShadow: DO YOU THINK THIS IS A MARATHON OR SOMTHING?!
Mr. Tysdal: ????
DarkShadow: DO YOU THINK I'M A FITNESS EXPERT??
DarkShadow: UT2K3!
Mr. Tysdal: no dude chill out
Mr. Tysdal: tell yer sister to get on messanger and add me
DarkShadow: I'M NOT ALOUD TO TALK TO MY SISTER. =]]]]]
Mr. Tysdal: that because yer psyco HAHA
DarkShadow: DON'T INSULT MY PANCREAS!!
Mr. Tysdal: lol
DarkShadow: =$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
DarkShadow: I'M SERIOUS OF LOTS OF MONEY MORONHED!
Mr. Tysdal: ok
Mr. Tysdal: how about i come to yer house and beat the shit outta you?
DarkShadow: HAHHAHAHAHHAHA
DarkShadow: COME ON ONVER PERSON
DarkShadow: I LIVE AT THE WIGHT HOUSE.
DarkShadow: HAHAHAHA
DarkShadow: R U MY NEIGHBOR PLZ THX?
Mr. Tysdal: nope
DarkShadow:
DarkShadow: LOLOLOLOL
DarkShadow: U STUP LOZAR
DarkShadow: you son of a fish lozar moron
Mr. Tysdal: ᴢ⊔丳+,M!ಏಐ಍ಌԩᕜWᶞÞÞÞᦞ
DarkShadow: YOU CANT SEE ME LOXAR
DarkShadow: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
DarkShadow: DDDDDDDDS
DarkShadow: QWWWWWWWW
DarkShadow: QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ
DarkShadow: o.
DarkShadow: R U A STUPID HED?