Panthersnake: Spaztic were do u live spaztic
SlaYo: hahahaha
SlaYo: Panthersnake, are you ok?
Panthersnake: yes
SlaYo: Just making sure =)
Panthersnake: ok.
SlaYo: He lives in Moskou, near Madrid
Panthersnake: Where's Mosku
VelKasha: l;df?:^#$/.dfg
SlaYo: Moskou is near Madrid
SlaYo: In Mordor, thats close to Italy
Panthersnake: It's in Europe right SlaYo
SlaYo: Thats right Panthersnake
Panthersnake: Where do you live SlaYo
SlaYo: I live on the northpole, i have a phone modem because the cable company hasnt hooked my iglo up to cable yet =(
SlaYo: I hate phone modem
SlaYo: I live in a small group of nomads called 'the iceketeers'
Panthersnake: no really SlaYo.
SlaYo: Its boring here Panthersnake so im glad i have the internet
SlaYo: It can be pretty lonely, especially because the sun doesnt come up for 6 months ;_;
SlaYo: But Velkasha and Spaztic come visit me every year
VelKasha: DIE SUN! DIE!
SlaYo: Spaztic, Panthersnake wont believe that im an eskimo
Spaztic: Why not?
Spaztic: I visit Slay every year
Spaztic: Did he tell you that?
Spaztic: Velk comes with me
Panthersnake: yes
SlaYo: I dont know why he wont believe me.
Spaztic: I wear like 42 pairs of underwear
VelKasha: Good Times.
Spaztic: It's always like negative 60 degrees Kelvin there
SlaYo: Im used to the cold, most of the times i go swimming in the nude with the girls from the farmer Gapiwappel
SlaYo: He has lovely daughters
Panthersnake: because they dont have computers in the north pole
Spaztic: Why wouldn't they?
SlaYo: Thats a very racist statement.
SlaYo: We have electricity.
Spaztic: They have girls, too. Sometimes.
Panthersnake: because it's to cold to
Spaztic: They also have sauce
SlaYo: How do you think we boil soup if there was no electricity?
Spaztic: And butterscotch pudding
SlaYo: hmm, butterscotch pudding.
Panthersnake: use fire
SlaYo: Duh, that would make the ice melt.
SlaYo: And id be homeless
Panthersnake: put the fire on wood
SlaYo: Electricity is way better.
SlaYo: I live in a really small village and the electricity comes from a really old powergenerator.
SlaYo: They use a wheel that is moved by water, ever heard of that?
SlaYo: Its the latest technology
Panthersnake: i didnt know  that
SlaYo: People from discovery where here last week.
SlaYo: They made a documentery.
SlaYo: But a polar bear broke my tv so i have to find a new one.
SlaYo: Now i cant see the documentary =(
Panthersnake: i never thought they had electricity in the north pole and polar bears brake T.Vs
VelKasha: Eh?  It happens all the time.
Spaztic: Well yeah
Spaztic: When I was there I was attacked by a polar bear
Panthersnake: never heard of that
SlaYo: Yah, polar bears are really strong.
Spaztic: Slay threw me an Uzi and a Flak Cannon and I took care of him
SlaYo: Yah, that was a close one
Spaztic: Then we ate the polar bear's rectum. That's an eskimo delicacy
SlaYo: We have allot of weapons here.
SlaYo: Yes, boiled in our own urine.
SlaYo: Because urine is very healthy
Panthersnake: haha
[GpW]NinjA: Where is it?
VelKasha: I have to run.
[GpW]NinjA: ;P
SlaYo: No seriously, urine is healthyer then milk.
VelKasha: eh?
[GpW]NinjA: Bye, Velk.
SlaYo: Bye Velkie.
Panthersnake: no it isn't
SlaYo: See you soon over here.
[GpW]NinjA: Yes, it is.
[GpW]NinjA: I drink it.
SlaYo: It contains many very healthy elements
Panthersnake: no you don't
[GpW]NinjA: Oh, yes I do.
SlaYo: and it regenarates your body's fluids.
[GpW]NinjA: Indeed.
SlaYo: Yes Ninja is my little brother.
[GpW]NinjA: Yeah.
SlaYo: He lives here on the north pole to.
Panthersnake: well how old
[GpW]NinjA: his english is better then mine.
[GpW]NinjA: ;)
SlaYo: A polar bear ate his ex-girlfriend =(
SlaYo: He is 15
SlaYo: i am 19
[GpW]NinjA: yeah, it was sad. =(
Panthersnake: no it didn't
[GpW]NinjA: but slayo killed it.
SlaYo: Yes, it was so sad. He cried for hours =(
[GpW]NinjA: then i found a new one
[GpW]NinjA: =)
[GpW]NinjA: but she wasnt as hot
[GpW]NinjA: =(
SlaYo: Yeah, we get allot of exchange students. They find our way of living very interesting.
Panthersnake: no it didn't eat her
[GpW]NinjA: yes it did, you asshole
[GpW]NinjA: dont make fun of her
SlaYo: Yes Panthersnake, she was a very nice girl and you shouldnt make fun of her.
[GpW]NinjA: slayo, hes making me cry
SlaYo: I dont want my little bro to start crying, or id have to kick you.
[GpW]NinjA: look over at my computer
[GpW]NinjA: see my eyes?
Panthersnake: SlaYo u dont live in the north pole
SlaYo: Just a moment.
SlaYo: My little brother has to cry now.
Spaztic: Yeah he does
Spaztic: Stop harassing poor Ninja
[GpW]NinjA: please bring me a tissue
[GpW]NinjA: im sick
[GpW]NinjA: =(
Panthersnake: sorry
[GpW]NinjA: its ok
SlaYo: Want a cup of urine? itll keep you warm.
Spaztic: I mean, after his gf...I mean, they even had to EAT her =(
[GpW]NinjA: ok, slayo
[GpW]NinjA: thank you!
Panthersnake: no
SlaYo: Yah, they couldve just tore her to pieces but nooo, they had to take it to the next level =(
[GpW]NinjA: slayos piss.
Panthersnake: i dont drink urine
[GpW]NinjA: yummy.
Spaztic: Urine is better than you think
[GpW]NinjA: =)
Panthersnake: no it isn't
Spaztic: They boil it so it's drinkable, and actually it has a lot of good stuff
[GpW]NinjA: Yeah, it does.
[GpW]NinjA: You have to strain it through small holes.
Panthersnake: no it dosnt
[GpW]NinjA: yes it does.
Spaztic: They use it for broth with the polar bears
[GpW]NinjA: that polar bear was good.
[GpW]NinjA: spaztic is coming to visit us next week.
Spaztic: Yeah
SlaYo: If you have the stumach flue, nothing beats a cup of piss.
Panthersnake: well i think milk is healthier
Spaztic: Yep, spring break. Kind of ironic, eh?
SlaYo: It only tastes better.
[GpW]NinjA: Milk is cigarettes.
SlaYo: Yah heh, your coming to this cold land all the way from moskou
[GpW]NinjA: Tastes good, is bad.
Panthersnake: no it isnt
[GpW]NinjA: spaztic had to save up alot of money
SlaYo: Can you say anything else?
Spaztic: Yeah
Spaztic: I've been working as a stripper for like 6 months
Panthersnake: gtg
[GpW]NinjA: he will get the bearskin rug
SlaYo: But nothing beats a week in the northpole.
[GpW]NinjA: to sleep on
[GpW]NinjA: Ok, bye.
Spaztic: Cya
SlaYo: oooh bearskin :) nice