The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy has something to say concerning this prank.

Nearly intelligent prankers: Mary2239 (shorty), spaztic (spaztic), Genotoxin Aka iCeD (iCeD)
Total fucking idiots: BeAcH BLoNdE0518, SADdLEbRed13XoXo, DC BmXeR 69
Irrelevant internet pedestrians: Eisenboy, IndigoH eadlight, ashadowyguy (spazboy/milas/raindrop)
 

You have just entered room "Chat 6754772783012445647."
Eisenboy: perveryt!!111
Eisenboy: hey spaz
Eisenboy: were talking about ska bands
spaztic: Hey friends!!!
spaztic: Ah, don't know much about ska.
Mary2239: Yo spaztic.
spaztic: Love Five Iron Frenzy though
ashadowyguy: Hey Chris
spaztic: Hey mary and milas
IndigoH eadlight: i love ska
Mary2239: wasssup mah brotha from anotha motha off da heezzzy for sheeezzzzzy
ashadowyguy: *COUGH* REBECCA *COUGH*
IndigoH eadlight: crap i have to go bye
spaztic: crap bye
Eisenboy: bye my love
Eisenboy: lol
BeAcH BLoNdE0518: ok its not school here!! we dont have to capitalize the first word and but gay commas and put periods at the end of a sentence
spaztic: she had to take a shit :DDD
Mary2239: but maybe i don't feel like typing like a dumbass and making run on sentences ok
spaztic: This isn't school? Damn, no one told me
Eisenboy: i know i hate when people do that
BeAcH BLoNdE0518: ur funny!!
BeAcH BLoNdE0518: not
spaztic: omg reely????
spaztic: u so funy asloM L:DDDDDDDDD
BeAcH BLoNdE0518: yeah!!
spaztic: look im on aol cant spell haha +D
Mary2239: hahah yes neither can i lollolo
BeAcH BLoNdE0518: haha!
spaztic: and when others spel beter i say NO DONT PLZ
spaztic: bcuz makes me feel inferior ;-;
Mary2239: oh yes sir ;.;
spaztic: So anyway, what are your favorite bands if that was the previous subject
Eisenboy: you shouldnt have got me started
spaztic: Just list them on 1 line
BeAcH BLoNdE0518: have any of u guys gone farther than making out? i have sex like every nite (mostly weekends) b/c mi parents r usually gone but damn im missing a nite w/out a guy:-\:'(... its hard!! but not as hard as i suck dick!!
ashadowyguy: but chris we use aol
ashadowyguy: we must use
spaztic: Hahaha
Mary2239: ....hahahahah
ashadowyguy: 1 word
ashadowyguy: per line
ashadowyguy: except more
Mary2239: dude, that's hilarious!
Eisenboy: nofx sublime the corals the clash mxpx green day mephiskaphales led zeppelin pink floyd and some others
spaztic: I love mxpx and green day
spaztic: nofx and sublime are okay
Eisenboy: yeah they rock
spaztic: I wouldn't call led zeppelin and pink floyd punk though =P
spaztic: Aww, did beachblonde or whoever leave?
spaztic: How tragic
SADdLEbRed13XoXo: groeten mijn Engelse punkhonden
SADdLEbRed13XoXo: Ik moet zeggen dat ik van metallica en gebruikt maar u niet geef mijnreuzel van varken houd
Eisenboy: this should be intersting
spaztic: Metallica isn't punk you fuck
spaztic: friend*
SADdLEbRed13XoXo: I know
Eisenboy: its metal
SADdLEbRed13XoXo: xactly
SADdLEbRed13XoXo: Thomas is kwaad wijfje... zoals hond en raad van sneeuw
Eisenboy: shes back
Mary2239: Oh goodie.
BeAcH BLoNdE0518: i was jk by the way
spaztic: Hey sexy
Genotoxin Aka iCeD: Hi.
BeAcH BLoNdE0518: thomas wanted me to act like a slur
BeAcH BLoNdE0518: slut**
spaztic: Yeah, you make a perfect slur
Eisenboy: what is it with milas' freinds and spiffyjuice
Genotoxin Aka iCeD: I want you to act like a slur, too.
spaztic: The way you roll together your r's and s's
Eisenboy: lol rock on
Mary2239: Slur baby slur.
Mary2239: Run those notes together.
spaztic: I run SpiffyJuice
Eisenboy: you run it?
BeAcH BLoNdE0518: ive only had sex once!! so dont worry!!
spaztic: Yes
Genotoxin Aka iCeD: I am one of Spiffyjuice's loyal followers
Eisenboy: ive ben there once
spaztic: Notice my name is Spaztic
BeAcH BLoNdE0518: jk!!
Mary2239: SJ is my bible.
Eisenboy: kinda vreepy bro
Eisenboy: *creepy
Eisenboy: good work
spaztic: creepy? Why?
Eisenboy: keep it up
BeAcH BLoNdE0518: JUST KIDDING!
spaztic: The layout?
spaztic: Beachblonde, I have to congratulate you on the most stereotypically generic screen name I've seen in a long while
Eisenboy: wait how old r u?
spaztic: 16
Eisenboy: so all that beer review was yours too
Eisenboy: you get around pretty well
spaztic: No, that was someone else who posts
Eisenboy: gotcha
Genotoxin Aka iCeD: Someone who is over 18.
spaztic: He's 20, right?
spaztic: He lives in Canada so the drinking age is lower anyway
Genotoxin Aka iCeD: Yeah
Eisenboy: candians are cool
Mary2239: Luckt him huh?
Mary2239: lucky*
spaztic: Yeah, he's very luckt, especially with the slurs
Genotoxin Aka iCeD: I've never known a Candian in my life
Genotoxin Aka iCeD: Have known Canadians, though
spaztic: Candians are real assholes.
spaztic: Canadians are cool though
Genotoxin Aka iCeD: I went to Candia once... I got kicked out.
BeAcH BLoNdE0518: spaztic: Candians are real assholes. spaztic: Canadians are cool though
BeAcH BLoNdE0518: wait..
spaztic: Yeah, they're real sticklers about people who suck
BeAcH BLoNdE0518: that doesnt make sence
Eisenboy: they kicked me out for killing the governor
Mary2239: Spelling dear.
Mary2239: Candians.
Mary2239: Canadians.
Genotoxin Aka iCeD: Hello. You have officially failed to notice a typo.
BeAcH BLoNdE0518: u sed their assholes but their cool
spaztic: Listen to the girl, she's smart
spaztic: Candians
Mary2239: Yeah, listen up. lol
spaztic: Canadians
spaztic: Notice the difference?
Genotoxin Aka iCeD: It's subtle differences like that that make you look less intelligent on the internet.
Eisenboy: later yall
spaztic: Cya
Eisenboy: i gotta cach a flight to candia
spaztic: Haha
Genotoxin Aka iCeD: Have fun caching a flight
spaztic: I cached a flight to candia that was full of slurs
spaztic: Good times.
Mary2239: Hahaha
BeAcH BLoNdE0518: its sluts not slurs!!
Mary2239: ..no kidding
BeAcH BLoNdE0518: stop making fun of me u slurs!!
spaztic: hahahaha
spaztic: No
BeAcH BLoNdE0518: lol
Genotoxin Aka iCeD: It's our GOAL to make fun of you.
Genotoxin Aka iCeD: Quit being such a slur.
spaztic: like omg lol u guz are such slurz lol ;-;;;;;
Mary2239: 0.o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Genotoxin Aka iCeD: wtf man stfu candian
spaztic: ^^;;;
BeAcH BLoNdE0518: its slurs not slurz
spaztic: It's "it's" not its
BeAcH BLoNdE0518: wow i hate to say im not at skool
BeAcH BLoNdE0518: =-O- - DUUHH!!
Genotoxin Aka iCeD: It's school, not "skool>'
spaztic: lol im not at sk00l either d00d
Genotoxin Aka iCeD: "school."*
BeAcH BLoNdE0518: who gives a crap who to spell crap!
Genotoxin Aka iCeD: Who do you spell crap?
spaztic: I don't give a crap who to spell crap
Genotoxin Aka iCeD: I don't know who.
spaztic: Who do YOU typically spell crap?
Mary2239: I give a crap who to spell crap you!
BeAcH BLoNdE0518: i ment how
BeAcH BLoNdE0518: lol
spaztic: Beachblonde, invite some friends in here
spaztic: lol that was prety funy lol
BeAcH BLoNdE0518: no
Genotoxin Aka iCeD: rofl
spaztic: Why not?
BeAcH BLoNdE0518: their gunna think yall r the biggest freaks alive!
spaztic: OH NO!!!
Mary2239: GOD FORBID
spaztic: ;-------------------------------------;
Genotoxin Aka iCeD: I FEEL INSECURE NOW
BeAcH BLoNdE0518: yes indeed
Genotoxin Aka iCeD: =((((
spaztic: Who do they consider the biggest freaks dead?
Mary2239: I SHOULD GO KILL MYSELF FOR FEAR OF BEING CALLED A FREAK ONLINE!!!!!111111111ONE
spaztic: Or for that matter, the smallest freaks dead?
spaztic: Hahaha
BeAcH BLoNdE0518: Ha Ha Ha
Genotoxin Aka iCeD: Better yet, who do they think are the smallest freaks in limbo?
spaztic: Whoa, you didn't say "lol". Congratulations!
Mary2239: You used capitalizationg...
Mary2239: HYPOCRITE
spaztic: BURN THE WITCH
Mary2239: DIE
Genotoxin Aka iCeD: Geez, you might actually start typing properly
Genotoxin Aka iCeD: You're... SCARING ME.
spaztic: Whoa, don't get ahead of yourself, iced
spaztic: Or myself
spaztic: Or something
Genotoxin Aka iCeD: WHAT KIND OF PERSON ARE YOU?
Genotoxin Aka iCeD: YOU'RE KIND OF CRAP!
spaztic: =O!!!!!!!!!!!
spaztic: Hey buddy!
DC BmXeR 69: DO I NO NE OF U
Genotoxin Aka iCeD: hey dc bmxer 69 lol
spaztic: You like to 69 BMX bikes in DC???
DC BmXeR 69: HI
DC BmXeR 69: HWEY THATWAS A GOOD 1
DC BmXeR 69: BUT NO
BeAcH BLoNdE0518: no his sn is juss dc bmxer69
spaztic: HWEY I BET IT WAS!!!1
BeAcH BLoNdE0518: dumbass!!
Genotoxin Aka iCeD: rofl than what does ur naem me
Mary2239: ..wow...
Mary2239: That is crazy typing there.
DC BmXeR 69: SERIOSULY DO I NO NE OF YALL
Genotoxin Aka iCeD: wtf u takling about =|
spaztic: I DONT THINK SO MAN
DC BmXeR 69: WHO INVIT4ED ME
Mary2239: you've met me...in your dreams ;.;
spaztic: IN DU9NO
Genotoxin Aka iCeD: ya we were best frends in hi skool lol
DC BmXeR 69: WTF
Mary2239: we saved that little calico cat toghther ;.;
spaztic: hahahahahasdlk
DC BmXeR 69: OK WELL IM OUT
DC BmXeR 69: PEACE!!!
Mary2239: I'll miss you :-(
Genotoxin Aka iCeD: PEACE BRO!!!!
Genotoxin Aka iCeD: oh wate hes gone lol
Mary2239: WHAT ABOUT FLUFFY?!
Mary2239: WHAT ABOUT OUR CAT?!
BeAcH BLoNdE0518: HYPOCRITE . . .its HIGH SCHOOL not hi skool
spaztic: PEACE!!!!!! OR DIE!!!!!!
Eisenboy: shit i missed my flight
Eisenboy: bye
Genotoxin Aka iCeD: lol beach blond thanx 4 the corection
BeAcH BLoNdE0518: any time
BeAcH BLoNdE0518: its correction not corection
Genotoxin Aka iCeD: WTF no dont questin me man
spaztic: If you misspell correction enough, you might spell coriancoitna.
BeAcH BLoNdE0518: im a girl not a man
spaztic: Just thought you should know
BeAcH BLoNdE0518: coriancoitna
Genotoxin Aka iCeD: u look liek a man 2 me
BeAcH BLoNdE0518: wtf does that mean?
Genotoxin Aka iCeD: lol
spaztic: Ew, stop saying that
BeAcH BLoNdE0518: i have friends... i dont read the dictionary all day
spaztic: Just most of the day, then?
Mary2239: The dictionary IS my friend.
Mary2239: Whatchu talkin' about cracka?
BeAcH BLoNdE0518: thats b/c  have NONE
Mary2239: OH SNAP
Genotoxin Aka iCeD: It shows.
spaztic: Warning: Your sentance lacks a subject
spaztic: /me dies
spaztic: Oh wait, that doesn't work here.
Mary2239: /me kills
Mary2239: You're right.
BeAcH BLoNdE0518: Warning: Your a FAG, you mite want to leave this chat room.
spaztic: Whoa
Genotoxin Aka iCeD: I guess my a FAG.
spaztic: If you hadn't capitalized that I would've just brushed it off
Genotoxin Aka iCeD: I mite want to leave this chat room.
BeAcH BLoNdE0518: Genotoxin Aka iCeD: I guess my a FAG.
Mary2239: She had to stress it!
BeAcH BLoNdE0518: that made NNOO SENCE!
Mary2239: NNOOO
Mary2239: NOO SENCE!
BeAcH BLoNdE0518: go ahead and cry baby
spaztic: Okay, baby
Genotoxin Aka iCeD: Stop being so mean to me, baby.
Mary2239: I'll cry with you cuz.
Genotoxin Aka iCeD: /me cries
spaztic: Thanks mary ;---;
BeAcH BLoNdE0518: MARY!
spaztic: OMG!!!!
Mary2239: No problem...come over later, we can take little kids and sell them ;.;
Mary2239: that always cheers us up
spaztic: Yay ^^;;;;
Genotoxin Aka iCeD: n.n;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
BeAcH BLoNdE0518: :-D
BeAcH BLoNdE0518: :-):-(;-):-P=-O:-*>:o8-)
spaztic: So beach blonde, are you male or female? Or somewhere inbetween?
BeAcH BLoNdE0518: :-$:-!:-[O:-):-\:'(:-X:-D
Genotoxin Aka iCeD: Gotta love that random use of smilies.
BeAcH BLoNdE0518: thats funny!! NNOOTT
BeAcH BLoNdE0518: im a FEMALE
Genotoxin Aka iCeD: :-[:-D:-P>:o:-\
Mary2239: By Female you mean..male right?
Genotoxin Aka iCeD: Wow, you're a FEMALE?
spaztic: I think he does
BeAcH BLoNdE0518: no. . .im a male
Mary2239: I think IT does.
Genotoxin Aka iCeD: You could have been a female without emphasis, but you're a FEMALE.
BeAcH BLoNdE0518: im a guy by the way
spaztic: I'm just a regular guy. I wish I was a guy by the way, though
Mary2239: I wish I could be  GUY
spaztic: Never been by the way
Genotoxin Aka iCeD: Are you asexual, Beach Blonde?
BeAcH BLoNdE0518: yall r an "it"
spaztic: She reproduces by spores
Mary2239: Like an AMOEBA
Mary2239: Or a FERN
Genotoxin Aka iCeD: Or a sea lion.
BeAcH BLoNdE0518: bugliukjkl,xcgh
BeAcH BLoNdE0518: jhfytdctygdchj
spaztic: Or Barbara Walters
Genotoxin Aka iCeD: I disagree.
BeAcH BLoNdE0518: fufyuhfufuyjhmyyffffvjm uyfuv jmnbujy
spaztic: skdlfjsdlk23jo5kjdgdfklgjdfglk!!!!!
Genotoxin Aka iCeD: fgkjjkhdfjghjdfghfd makes more sense.
BeAcH BLoNdE0518: jvukhjvukhjvukhjvukhjvukhjvukhjvukhjvukhjvukhjv