Trafton: NO LINK
Trafton: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Trafton: NO LINK
Trafton: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
EYuNguS: u need to shut up
Trafton: u need to give me money
Trafton: Lots and lots.
EYuNguS: u need to get ur ass kiked
Trafton: What is kiked?
EYuNguS: nvm
EYuNguS: gawd
Trafton: Yo yo yo homie dawg.
Trafton: ;P
EYuNguS: ....
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EYuNguS: suppose ta b y
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EYuNguS: dude
EYuNguS: i dont care
EYuNguS: imma not
EYuNguS: waste my time
EYuNguS: tryin ta read it
Trafton: Imma not waste my time? Are you Italian or something?
EYuNguS: wtf
Trafton: Wednesday's trout fly?
EYuNguS: ???
Trafton: ?????????????????????????????
Trafton: ???????????????????????????????????????
Trafton: ???????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!
EYuNguS: asd
Trafton: asd? Age/Sex/Donut preference?
EYuNguS: wtf dude
Trafton: Trafton: Wednesday's trout fly dude? That doesn't make much sense.
EYuNguS: i no
Trafton: I no. You are "no"?
EYuNguS: ....
Trafton: You are a negative woman, aintchya?
EYuNguS: ....
EYuNguS: i shuld beat tha shit out of u
Trafton: What do you have against the letter U? What has it ever done to you? WHAT?!
EYuNguS: omg dude
EYuNguS: thaz actually pretty funny
EYuNguS: lol
Trafton: Orange Marmalade Gods? Llamas On Leon? TOO MANY ACRONYMS. *Gargle*
EYuNguS: who tha hayl is spoy?
Trafton: Your supreme master, an agent of the Snufuss.
EYuNguS: ill ask u again
EYuNguS: who the hayl is spoy?
Trafton: Your mom.
EYuNguS: ....
Trafton: Nate, can I interest you in a porcupine?
Trafton: Two?
EYuNguS: wtf??
Trafton: STOP ASKING WHETHER OR NOT TROUT FLY ON WEDNESDAYS, FOR I HAVE NO ANSWER.
EYuNguS: wtf???
Trafton: I'M CONFUSED. YOU'RE THE PRESIDENT OF NAURU, RIGHT? MEET MY ESKIMO. *THWAP*
EYuNguS: wtf r u talkin about
EYuNguS: and y r u talkin to me about it
Trafton: Because Jebus loves you.
EYuNguS: jebus??
Trafton: Yes, Jebus. Praise Jebus.
EYuNguS: jebus can suck my dick
Trafton: And I'm sure you want him to.
EYuNguS: no
EYuNguS: i dont
Trafton: Then why will you let him?
EYuNguS: i wont
Trafton: You just said you would. Liar.
EYuNguS: omfg dude
Trafton: Orange Marmalade, Free Granola?
EYuNguS: wtf???
Trafton: Stop asking that. The answer will remain the same. Now go watch some STUPTV and be off with your head. Happy thanksgiving, Laughingboy.
EYuNguS: yeah...same 2 joo
Trafton: Joo? Who is this Joo is keep hearing of? He must be very popular.
Trafton: Is he the prime minister of Antarctica?
Trafton: YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM THE TRUTH YOU KNOW.
EYuNguS: DUDE
EYuNguS: IM AFK!
Trafton: DUDETTE
EYuNguS: I WILL B BACK L8ER!
EYuNguS: OMFG
Trafton: Your a friendly kangaroo?
EYuNguS: STOP MESSAGING ME
Trafton: Darn.
EYuNguS: LET ME B
EYuNguS: JESUS
Trafton: You don't appear very friendly. And that's Jebus to you. Happy Leif Erikson day.