snufuss vs. jesus
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Snufuss1 = Trafton

[Snufuss1] Greetings sand coon. Reg ;)
[kewld00d] Yo
[Snufuss1] Are you making fun of my religion?
[kewld00d] Yo no way homie
[Snufuss1] Yes, you are.
[kewld00d] What religion r u?
[Snufuss1] I am one with the SNUFUSS. I also celebrate AUTOVOICE and the Church of SpiffyJuice.
[kewld00d] What? The Snuffalupigu-what?
[Snufuss1] The Snufuss. Now eat your vegetables.
[kewld00d] d00d, what r u talking about?
[Snufuss1] I AM TALKING ABOUT THE SAVIOR WHO WILL SAVE US ALL
[kewld00d] d00d thats jesus lol
[Snufuss1] Jesus is simply a broccoli and chive sandwich in the mind of the SNUFUSS.
[kewld00d] The what?
[Snufuss1] The Snufuss. WE HAVE GONE THROUGH THIS BEFORE.
[kewld00d] The what?
[Snufuss1] You don't have a very long attention span, do you?
[Snufuss1] The SNUFUSS, the almighty ruler or rulers, the bed in a sea of kitchen utensils.
[kewld00d] lol man god ur a moron
[Snufuss1] THANK YOU
[kewld00d] lol d00d moron isnt good man lol
[Snufuss1] It is in my religion. YOU HAVE GRACED MY PANCREAS WITH YOUR EXISTANCE.
[kewld00d] lol ur mike rent u
[Snufuss1] I am not for rent.
[kewld00d] r'nt*
[Snufuss1] Keep trying...
[kewld00d] r'ent*
[Snufuss1] Come on, you can do it...
[kewld00d] aren't*
[Snufuss1] CONGRATULATIONS YOU WIN OUR BONUS PRIZE
[kewld00d] lol what man wat do i win lol?
[Snufuss1] You win our bonus prize. You're on Candid Camera.
[kewld00d] lol i am? kewl. what do i win?
[Snufuss1] You win A BONUS PRIZE.
[kewld00d] what is my bonus prize?
[Snufuss1] Your BONUS PRIZE is another BONUS PRIZE.
[kewld00d] lol what is it d00d?
[Snufuss1] It is the free DESTRUCTION OF ALL YOUR AOL CDS.
[kewld00d] wat lol aol is kewl
[Snufuss1] The Snufuss frowns upon AOL.
[kewld00d] dude the snufuss sucks praise jesus
[Snufuss1] SNUFUSS
[kewld00d] no jesus
[Snufuss1] SNUFUSS
[kewld00d] jesus
[Snufuss1] SNUFUSS
[kewld00d] jesus
[Snufuss1] SNUFUSS
[kewld00d] jesus
[Snufuss1] JESUS
[kewld00d] snufus
[Snufuss1] Haha. I win.
[kewld00d] damn it
[kewld00d] now whats my bonus prize?
[Snufuss1] Use proper grammar and I tell you your real BONUS PRIZE.
[kewld00d] now what is my bonus prize?
[Snufuss1] Capitalization...
[kewld00d] Now what is my bonus prize?
[Snufuss1] Your bonus prize is...
About five minutes pass...
[kewld00d] d00d...hello?
[kewld00d] hello...u there man lol?
[kewld00d] what did i win?
[kewld00d] ...hello...?
 
 

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