kewld00d42 = Trafton

kewld00d42: omg hi
Horse Girli07: omg hey
kewld00d42: omg like how r u?
Horse Girli07: omg WHO ar eu?
Horse Girli07: *r u
kewld00d42: i'm ur biggest fan
Horse Girli07: like omg who
kewld00d42: wel, u dunt know me, but im always watching u
Horse Girli07: ok whats my name
kewld00d42: melissa, my love of loves
Horse Girli07: omg hi u must be another friend of milas
kewld00d42: i luv u so much...ur smooth brown hair, ur deep eyes, every frekel on ur face
Horse Girli07: like omg hi im used to it now like ur weird so like stop
kewld00d42: by moonlight i sit outsied ur house...u may not no im there, and i may not be, but im alwys watchin i luv u so melissa-pumpkins-poodle-face.
Horse Girli07: umm melissa isnt here.. this is her dad
Horse Girli07: Would you like me to tell her something?
kewld00d42: yes. tell her that she is the sea of my heart, she pumps the blood and fat particles through the arteries of love, she is the only person i will ever luv
Horse Girli07: ok fine this isnt her dad
Horse Girli07: i am on to u
kewld00d42: wheover u r, u r in the aim acownt of an angel on erth. u shud be prowd to be on the aim acount and posess the passwerd of someone so enchantingh.
Horse Girli07: ur connected to milas somehow and danziblo
kewld00d42: milas is but a pawn in my n00bshop, my sweet angel. u see, he secretly is in luv with u. i will kill him as long as i kan get to u, my love of all loves' sister's cousin's brother-in-law. u make my pancreas twirl like a battawn.
Horse Girli07: EWW
kewld00d42: it is not disgusting...it is my gr8 luv for u and ur various relatives. even ur father, who truly is the parent of a living bagel
kewld00d42: angel*
kewld00d42: i love watchin u as u dance to girl all the bad guys want...that edge radyo stashen is pretty good, eh
Horse Girli07: ha. ha.
Horse Girli07: y dont u get a life
kewld00d42: the only lief i can imagine is one with u, my sea pickle of unconditional affeckchun
Horse Girli07: another life
kewld00d42: there iz no other life, my dream dairy by-produkt from hevun
kewld00d42: r u there, my sweet angel? i kan see u, but u r not typing...y?
Horse Girli07: its not worth it
kewld00d42: if u say so, my donut of lub. :B
kewld00d42: Are you ther, my bafmat of adoration??? i haev a present for u. i found it in the guttur.
Horse Girli07: really snooky? what is it?
kewld00d42: its a ded mouze just fer u :B
Horse Girli07: aww how sweet
kewld00d42: will u merry me???
Horse Girli07: aww i wish i could sweetie, but i am betrothed to another:'(
kewld00d42: omg no we can merry and have 432 children 2gether. i haev all of der naems on a list, my cucumber of passion
kewld00d42: lets do it now
kewld00d42: merry that is :-)
Horse Girli07: i am sorry, my parents have betrothed me when i was young
kewld00d42: ur merryin ur parents???
Horse Girli07: no the betrothed me to a prince
Horse Girli07: a prince cuter than u!
kewld00d42: but i haev a hunch back and SIX TOES how can u not lub me? :'B
Horse Girli07: aww a hunch back? i luv hunch backs.... maybe i can do something
kewld00d42: merry me and haev 432...we can maek it 431 if u want
Horse Girli07: umm..
Horse Girli07: i dont think so
Horse Girli07: cant go that far
kewld00d42: but i lub u
kewld00d42: omg r u wiv that 2 timeing pranx0rific???? u jerk
Horse Girli07: yes he is the prince of my dreams
Horse Girli07: that pretty little waffle
kewld00d42: i bet he's a grl
Horse Girli07: well maybe im bi
kewld00d42: u r bicycle??? :-(
Horse Girli07: ignorance
kewld00d42: u r the only 1 i lub coem back 2 me my sweet princess of lag ping coem bak
Horse Girli07: maybe u can write a song!
kewld00d42: ok here it goez
kewld00d42: there once was a relly cool d00d
kewld00d42: in lub with a really hot chik
kewld00d42: her name was horse grl
kewld00d42: and she fot kewld00d wuz sick
kewld00d42: but all kewld00d wanted to do
kewld00d42: was merry her in las vegas drunkinly
kewld00d42: how sweet wuz he
kewld00d42: and that is it
kewld00d42: that iz da end of de song
kewld00d42: i hope next time u wil sing along and then merry me my lub of all lubbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbs :B
Horse Girli07: aww
kewld00d42: :B
Horse Girli07: can u get drunkenly married to some other girl in las vegas?
kewld00d42: no only u my sweet tennis rackett
Horse Girli07: ohhh wat a sweet name!!
kewld00d42: ya fer a sweet grl my carbohydrated submarine sandwich of lub :B
Horse Girli07: AWWW
Horse Girli07: i luv submarine sandwcihes!
kewld00d42: and i lub u :B
Horse Girli07: and i luv pranx0rific
kewld00d42: forget about him or her, i wil be da only one u lov. U EVEN KNO MY GENDAR
Horse Girli07: aww but im bi remember?
kewld00d42: i will bekome a bicykle if u so dezire, my sweet princess of various generic supermarket brands :B
kewld00d42: helo???
Horse Girli07: u r very flattering.. however i luv pranx0rific and am very faithful
kewld00d42: then i wil be forced to do dis my lubber u will find the true purpus soon gudbye
kewld00d42: gudbey my lub this is hard for me but i must do it gudbei i wil alwayz be watchin :B
Horse Girli07 signed off at 3:30:35 PM.