Trafton: Hey!
K-)Ian))_: http://mr-31238.mr.valuehost.co.uk/assets/Flash/psychic.swf
Trafton: Have you ever played UT2K1?
K-)Ian))_: no just ut and ut2k3
Trafton: Really? Have you ever heard of UT2K1? Everyone has, of course. Haven't you?
K-)Ian)): no
Trafton: Seriously, only n00bs have never played UT2K1...of course you've played it. You aren't a n00b, are you?
K-)Ian))_: Nah, I'm just not a gheeek
Trafton: UT2K1 was all the rage in 2001...any cool kid played it. Are you serious that you've never played it?
K-)Ian))_: no, I never heard of it
Trafton: You are kidding? Have you ever played Marmalade Quest III?
K-)Ian))_: no
K-)Ian))_: Is that another 2 year old  kiddie game  too ?
Trafton: No, it is the latest rage. It uses ultralinear pixel shaving technology.
K-)Ian))_: ....
K-)Ian))_: nerd
Trafton: Also, "nerd" now means saxaphone. It's the latest rage.
K-)Ian))_:

INSTRUCTIONZ:
       #1:  get on your kneez.
       #2:  unzip my pantz.
       #3:  open your mouth.
       #4:  suck my cock.
       #5:  choke on it.
       #6:  die.

Trafton: Switching "s" for "z" is no longer popular. It's now popular to append of science for it, such as "INSTRUCTIONS OF SCIENCE."
K-)Ian))_: . . .
K-)Ian))_: Ghod ur a fruit cake
K-)Ian))_: k, whats "in" In my life is girls, drugs and anything that effects your health.
K-)Ian))_: Taffy.
K-)Ian))_: With ur nazi post
K-)Ian))_: Whoop-de fucking doo
Trafton: You know, saying words containing the letter "d" is so fifteen seconds ago.
Trafton: Oh, wait. I said "seconds." And "said." Oh no!!!!
K-)Ian))_: Whoop-e fucking oo
Trafton: oo? Wow, that's so hip. Groovy, in fact.
K-)Ian))_: groovy = 60's
Trafton: The '60s are totally in, man. Pot?
K-)Ian))_: nah, speed
K-)Ian))_: or spee
Trafton: I prefer spee myself. Especially with raddishes. Have you ever played the game Quest for the SpiffyJuice IV: AutoVoice's Revenge?
K-)Ian))_: no
Trafton: It's really a great game, you should play it some day. That reminds me of the time that the Earth exploded. Do you remember that?
K-)Ian))_: nah, i don't een remeber where i live
Trafton: You live in Finland.
Trafton: Go to Hel
Trafton: sinki.
K-)Ian))_: I thought it was somewheres in canada
Trafton: Canada is actually the universe. Did you know that?
K-)Ian))_: Yeah
K-)Ian))_: No more nazi's like FQuist
Trafton: "Nazi's like, FQuist?" YOU ARE CALLING ME FQUIST...YOU DERBY!111111111
K-)Ian))_: ur nazi
Trafton: My Nazi? You are so kind...by the way, being idiotic is now in fashion. You're finally cool! Pat yourself on the back, listed to new age, and throw pets rock at people, IT'S DISCO TIME GROOVY BABY!!!11
K-)Ian))_: URGE TO KILL RISING!!!!!!!!!!!!
Trafton: Urges to kill are so totally five seconds ago.
Trafton: Oh, wait, they are popular again.
Trafton: No, wait, I'm unsure.
Trafton: I must check my astrologically inclined bottled water. Pardon me for a scoch, groovy chap yo'.
K-)Ian))_: . . .
Trafton: I am now back, my homie disco dawg. Did you miss me?
K-)Ian))_: man u callin' mne black
Trafton: Actually, I am calling you Cabbage. Do you mind?
K-)Ian))_: Beats bitch i guess
Trafton: Calling people Cabbage is now unpopular. You are now the latest national craze. How does it feel?
K-)Ian))_: It feels good my black bitch negro slaze homie bitch happy meal ass, homo
Trafton: CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE CREATED A NEW RECORD FOR SENSELESS SWEARING
Trafton: CREATING NEW RECORDS IS NOW UNPOPULAR
Trafton: YOU ARE NOW UNPOPULAR
Trafton: LEFT ALONE
Trafton: FORGOTTEN
Trafton: IN THE PAST
Trafton: JADED
Trafton: OVER IN YOUR FIFTEEN MINUTES OF FAME
Trafton: BREATHING THE SAME AIR AS YOU IS NOW UNPOPULAR
Trafton: GOODBYE.
K-)Ian))_: bye
Trafton: GOODBYE, YOU SOCIAL OUTCAST THAT WILL SOON BECOME LITTLE MORE THAN A KITCH REFERENCE WHICH MAY SPAWN A CAMPY YET AWFUL SEQUEL! GOODBYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...