This took place after ElectroPiZZa and I were inviting random
people into a chat room where we would prank them. This certain person, who I
found flaming another AOL user in a Tech Help chat room, loked perfect for
pranking. We invited him, and after a quick and not amazingly humerous
conversation, he left. And then he privately IM'ed us each, querying us about
why we had invited him. And then the real fun started.

CerberusXIIX: why u invite me to that room
kewld00d42: omg becuz ur so cool
CerberusXIIX: omg really
kewld00d42: omg yes. can i have ur autograph??? plz sign my fish
CerberusXIIX: i dont see your fish
CerberusXIIX: omg did u forget it
kewld00d42: its rite in front of u moron
kewld00d42: sign it
kewld00d42: or else
CerberusXIIX: i still dont see it
CerberusXIIX: omg
CerberusXIIX: there it is
kewld00d42: ya plz sign it omg lol wtf
CerberusXIIX: rofl
CerberusXIIX: yeah here
CerberusXIIX: there
CerberusXIIX: its signed
kewld00d42: wait, this says "cerberus"...you aren't bill clinton???
CerberusXIIX: sign my grandmothers peg leg
CerberusXIIX: omg u just found that out
kewld00d42: i'm sorry  i can't. i'm feeling 2 dutch.
kewld00d42: pardon me.
CerberusXIIX: when i feel dutch i smoke pot
kewld00d42: i can tell that u must feel dutch often
CerberusXIIX: and stick my fingers in the dyke
CerberusXIIX: omg very often
CerberusXIIX: how did u know
kewld00d42: the pants told me
kewld00d42: they know all
CerberusXIIX: the pant
CerberusXIIX: im not wareing any
kewld00d42: oh ok
CerberusXIIX: wait 
CerberusXIIX: oh yeah
kewld00d42: praise the snufuss...put some pants on. the snufuss dislikes u
kewld00d42: lick my feet. NOW.
CerberusXIIX: a thousand apoligies oh powerful snufuss
kewld00d42: DO IT NOW
CerberusXIIX: i cant
kewld00d42: y not?
CerberusXIIX: becuase
CerberusXIIX: look
CerberusXIIX: u dont have any feet there gone
kewld00d42: ..NO THEY AREN'T YOU LIE
kewld00d42: I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST YOU
CerberusXIIX: look i sware
kewld00d42: YOU WERE MY ONLY FRIEND
CerberusXIIX: tthere not there
CerberusXIIX: but but but'
kewld00d42: YOU STOLE MY FEET
CerberusXIIX: ill give em back
kewld00d42: I CAN'T BELIEVE I EVER TRUSTED YOU
kewld00d42: NO. YOU'VE ALREADY DONE FAR TOO MUCH DAMAGE.
CerberusXIIX: i just need them for this date i have
CerberusXIIX: i was just borrowing them
kewld00d42: I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST YOU...YOU...YOU...YOU...SWEDE.
CerberusXIIX: huh
CerberusXIIX: surly u dont mean that
kewld00d42: I DO. I'M SORRY.
kewld00d42: BUT YOU ARE SWEDISH.
kewld00d42: :'(
CerberusXIIX: i miss u already
CerberusXIIX: noooooooooooooooooooooooo
CerberusXIIX: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
kewld00d42: I MISS YOU TOO...BUT I CAN'T...I CAN'T EVER LOOK AT YOU THE SAME WAY
kewld00d42: GOODBYE
kewld00d42: I WILL MISS YOU FOREVER. EXCEPT I NEVER WILL. HAHA.
CerberusXIIX: u not the same person i met
CerberusXIIX: i always licked u
kewld00d42: THINGS CHANGE...PEOPLE CHANGE...I MUST GROW. YOU ARE FORCING ME TO NOT GROW. LIKE IF I WAS A MIDGET IN A PLASTIC ZIP LOCK BAG.
CerberusXIIX: or liked
CerberusXIIX: but well that too
CerberusXIIX: or a gold fish
CerberusXIIX: i like gold fish
kewld00d42: AS DO I
kewld00d42: BUT I MUST NOT DWELL ON THE PAST
kewld00d42: I MUST LEAVE. GOODBYE. I WILL MISS YOU FOREVER, WHOEVER YOU ARE.