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Trafton: excuse me sir but is TOMATO now thank u
chika_NY: im not a sir :)
Trafton: wel then u must delist urself from the foot
chika_NY: wtf are you talking about
chika_NY: loser
Trafton: THE CRUMPETS ur rhino sir
Trafton: they are being FRUBBLED UNNECESSARILY thank u
chika_NY: ...np??
Trafton: yes problem THE CRUMPETS
chika_NY: who are you
Trafton: i am wanda salverstein, private sandwich
chika_NY: SANDWICH??? sandwiches cant type
chika_NY: WTF is a private sandwich
Trafton: a me
chika_NY: !?
Trafton: sir the RHINO quickly ON FIRE
chika_NY: who are u
Trafton: mike
chika_NY: oh hey mike
chika_NY: why are you using a diffrnt icq??
Trafton: running from the feds
chika_NY: oh
chika_NY: were r you
Trafton: Toyota
chika_NY: were is toyota
Trafton: no where
chika_NY: ???
Trafton: Stop THE CRUMPET frubbling thx u
chika_NY: who ARE YOU
Trafton: that will be $7.65
Trafton: you may approach the counter
Trafton: or else
chika_NY: ?!?!?!? i didnt buy anything
Trafton: YES YOU DID
chika_NY: no
Trafton: Don't go back on me now
Trafton: you're in far too...uh...far
chika_NY: ??!?!?!
Trafton: PUNCTUATION cant help you NOW sir
Trafton: the RHINO sir, THE rhiNO!!
chika_NY: mike this isnt funny were r u
Trafton: downtown, got hit by a bus
Trafton: and then a motor boat
Trafton: and then a building
chika_NY: that could hurt
Trafton: ya, it really could
Trafton: but the RHINO sir Canada
chika_NY: canada??? wtf?!?! canada is 3000 miles south of here wtf
Trafton: wel it sort of moved
chika_NY: ????
Trafton: the entire of canada moved
Trafton: now its downtown
chika_NY: thats not possible
Trafton: tell that to the polar bear
chika_NY: i dont talk to polar bears
Trafton: i do
Trafton: theyre really nice when u get to no them really
chika_NY: ???????????????????????
Trafton: no thanks, ive already ate.
chika_NY: you ate the POLAR BEAR???
Trafton: ya it marinated itself very nice of it
chika_NY: realy?
Trafton: what?
chika_NY: did the polar bear marinirate itself?
Trafton: no what are you some kind of CRAZY duck
chika_NY: what im not a crazy duck
chika_NY: canada is downtown??
Trafton: you must be going NUTS the rhino SIR
chika_NY: ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Trafton: no for the THIRD TIME i ALREADY ate thank YOU
chika_NY: the polar bear?
Trafton: what sort of ZANY comedic MARSUPIAL are you???
chika_NY: ??? what?? the good kind
Trafton: sir, there is NO GOOD KIND rhino
chika_NY: STOP CALLING MY SIR
Trafton: no please dont RHINO
Trafton: RHINO sir RHINO
Trafton: think of the RHINO SIR!! pleaSE!!!
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