Well, I had one purpose with this guy and it was to prank him. I used Spaztic's great idea with the whole "Canadian Sex" thing. Anyway, read the prank. It's messed up. I call this prank "Canadian Sex".

VeggieMan: HELLO!
VeggieMan: WELCOME TO ICQ
"¨xT®ëMé K!d: thanks
"¨xT®ëMé K!d: how r u¿?
"¨xT®ëMé K!d: who r u?
VeggieMan: I'm a Canadian from the "internet" I see you love Jesus. So do I! Let's talk about God!
VeggieMan: I just got on the super information highway of speed about a year ago.. I am still a NEWBIE!!!!
"¨xT®ëMé K!d: ok
"¨xT®ëMé K!d:first of all my name is juan
"¨xT®ëMé K!d:what is yours
VeggieMan: Auto!
"¨xT®ëMé K!d: ok
VeggieMan: Where are you from.?
"¨xT®ëMé K!d: panama
VeggieMan: Must be warm.. It snowed here today. My igloo almost broke
VeggieMan: That's when I had the vision
"¨xT®ëMé K!d: what vision
VeggieMan: you know
"¨xT®ëMé K!d: no
"¨xT®ëMé K!d: sorry
VeggieMan: That I need another floor in the next igloo that I make.. What do you live in?
VeggieMan: I can't turn on the washing machine during the winter it gets to hot with all the.. "washing"
VeggieMan: Today I went to this site for the first time. And it asked me if I "Yahoo" do you know what it's talking about?
VeggieMan: hello?
VeggieMan: ouch that hurt!
"¨xT®ëMé K!d: yes i know
"¨xT®ëMé K!d:sorry i have to much contacts to talk
VeggieMan: really? what are they talking to you about?
VeggieMan: by the way. Have you ever had Canadian sex?
"¨xT®ëMé K!d: canadian sex, no
"¨xT®ëMé K!d: u
VeggieMan: Yeah.. all the time. I'm Canadian we have to have Canadian sex
"¨xT®ëMé K!d: explain me because i dont understand
VeggieMan: Canadian sex you know.. You use hockey sticks
VeggieMan: Get it?
"¨xT®ëMé K!d: i dont really know
VeggieMan: Well, do you have a girlfriend?
"¨xT®ëMé K!d: yes i have
VeggieMan: ok great! That's the first thing you need. Now do you have a hockey stick.. or a pice of wood in the shape of a hockey stick?
"¨xT®ëMé K!d: no
VeggieMan: Well you need one!
VeggieMan: Then you need to get a bag of pucks.. You need about 69 of them? ok?
"¨xT®ëMé K!d: ok
"¨xT®ëMé K!d: did u have a girlfriend
VeggieMan: yes of course.. I use her to have Canadian sex with. The governent forces us to have Canadian sex because of the lack of popluation in my country
"¨xT®ëMé K!d: canadian sex is like masturbin
VeggieMan: Ok then go and get a small coffee.. You will know when to use this when it happens
VeggieMan: No no.. You need a girlfriend.. at least one.. then a hockey stick a bag of 69 pucks and one small coffee
VeggieMan: ok?
"¨xT®ëMé K!d: ok and what can i do with this
VeggieMan: Then you go and watch some hockey on tv so you know all the rules.
"¨xT®ëMé K!d: i really dont know
VeggieMan: Yes you know! Then you have hot Canadian sex. you open her legs and slap pucks at her.. you know.. her speacial place.. then if she gets to cold from the ice put the small coffee on her to cool her off.. OOPS.. sorry I forgot to tell you need to do this on ice
VeggieMan: ok????!!??!?
"¨xT®ëMé K!d: and if i penetrate
VeggieMan: you have to open her up with the pucks first.. then go into for the kill.. If you penetrate you lose the game and are off the team.. Report back to the coach for a new girlfriend and try again
"¨xT®ëMé K!d: ahh
VeggieMan: Now since you could be gay you're going to have to shot the pucks at your own ass first.. Don't hit it too hard
VeggieMan: if you can't hit you're own ass get you're girlfriend to help you
"¨xT®ëMé K!d: no i am not a gay
VeggieMan: Ok ok.. Great
VeggieMan: You have to watch out of the gay people. They will try and take you're pucks away and use them to have GayCanadian Sex.. and we don't want that. so what would you do if one tryed to take you're pucks?
VeggieMan: what would you do"?

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ICQ Prank done by VeggieMan
Date of prank: 27/03/02