TEH root: wanna trade pics?
TEH root: 21/m
TEH root: you there?
VelKasha: Hello!
VelKasha: Who might you be, TEH root?
TEH root: just someone :-), my names brian
VelKasha: Oh, really now.
TEH root: yup ;-)
TEH root: you got a picture?
VelKasha: Of what, might I ask?
VelKasha: I have pictures of a lot of things!
TEH root: youreself hehe
VelKasha: Why of myself? I have lots of photos of spaghetti!
TEH root: lol, i know what spaghetti looks like tho ;-) Im curious as to what you look like :D
VelKasha: Well, you could ask Jeebus for some spaghetti photos.
TEH root: lol
TEH root: and who's jeebus?
VelKasha: Jeebus says he is shareware.
TEH root: what is he?
VelKasha: He is freeware, of course!
TEH root: are you a real person?
VelKasha: Yes, I am a real person. What about my ettiquite do you consider fake?
VelKasha: Jeebus is the best! He is freeware, so everyone can obtain him.
TEH root: you keep talkin about jeebus and spaghetti photos thats all, didnt seem like something a real person would talk about.
TEH root: Do you have a photo of yourself? I would like to see it if you do
VelKasha: Why would you like to see a photo of yourself? Don't you know what you look like?
TEH root: who is jeebus?
TEH root: lol
VelKasha: Jeebus is Freeware.
TEH root: are you cute looking?
VelKasha: I think I told you about 3 million times.
VelKasha: Yes. I am looks-looking, indeed.
VelKasha: Jeebus is, and will always be, Freeware!
TEH root: you like naked pictures of men? or just spaghetti?
VelKasha: What do you think of my pants?
TEH root: I dont know, i havent seen them
VelKasha: Well, everyone loves my pants! They are pants-like pants, after all.
TEH root: show me a picture of them on the floor next to your naked body and I'll tell you what i think :-)
TEH root: do you like naked pictures of guys?
VelKasha: What?! You like pictures of naked pants!
VelKasha: MY POOR PAIR OF PANTS IS OFFENDED!
TEH root wants to directly connect.
VelKasha declines request; no connection was made.
TEH root: connect, ive got something to show you
VelKasha: No, I do not like naked pictures of guys!
TEH root wants to directly connect.
VelKasha declines request; no connection was made.
VelKasha: How can a picture be naked?
TEH root: lol, you answer like a human being for once
TEH root: lol
VelKasha: Unless you are talking about Jeebus being freeware!
TEH root: ok how about pictures of naked guys, is that phrased right?
TEH root: I got a picture of spaghetti i wanna show you, connect
TEH root wants to directly connect.
VelKasha ignores request; no connection was made.
VelKasha: Yes, but my poor pair of pants still takes offense at pictures of naked guys!
TEH root: how old are you?
TEH root: ??
VelKasha: I am old, my friend! I must wear a paper bag over my head all the time!
VelKasha: http://www.madmartian.com/images/masks/fish.jpg
TEH root: lol
TEH root: can i see a real picture of you?
VelKasha: What is so funny, mortal? My pair of pants doesn't like it when I have to wear masks and paper bags!
TEH root: ok im going to ignore you now, buh bye
VelKasha: Yes, of course you can see a real picture of me!
VelKasha: But only if you ask!
TEH root: I have asked, several times and you come back with bullshit answers...
TEH root: will you show me your real picture?
VelKasha: Sure.
VelKasha: http://i.timeinc.net/ew/img/daily/590/smgeller_l.jpg
TEH root: lol
VelKasha: What, you don't like my sexy pants?
TEH root: thats not you hun
VelKasha: All of a sudden you think I am the reincarnation of Ghengis Khan, my little shoehorn? What a strange theory you have.
VelKasha: Here, here. http://www.yurtsanddomes.com/images/khan.gif
TEH root: http://www.geocities.com/(LINK DELETED)
TEH root: thats my picture, tell me what you think
TEH root: http://www.geocities.com/(LINK DELETED)
TEH root: thats another one
VelKasha: Wow, you look like a regiment of text that says, "Sorry, the page you requested was not found." You are a sexy little shoehorn!
VelKasha: Where have you disappeared to, Sexy Little Shoehorn?
TEH root: http://www.(LINK DELETED) and http://(LINK DELETED)
TEH root: there
TEH root: try those
VelKasha: You don't look like a sexy little shoehorn! =(
TEH root: what do i look like then?
VelKasha: You look like an unsexy little shoepr0n. =(
VelKasha: Maybe if you get Jeebus he can help you! He is freeware, after all!
TEH root: how old are you in years?
TEH root: http://www.(LINK DELETED) <--- Is that picture any better?
VelKasha: 89.
TEH root: really, you were 20 years old a little while ago
VelKasha: Oops. I meant 98. I'm dislexic.
VelKasha: No, no, that was Jeebus.
TEH root: Jeebus is a 20/f?
VelKasha: Jeebus is freeware, not 20/f.
TEH root: are you mentally retarded?
VelKasha: I can't convert to sexy little shoehorn measurements. =(
TEH root: ARE YOU FUCKING RETARTED?
VelKasha: No. I am extemporaneous.
VelKasha: Because Jeebus is freeware.
VelKasha: Ahaha. I must leave.
VelKasha: Remember, Jeebus is Freeware!
TEH root: why dont you suck my shoehorn ok?
VelKasha: Jeebus is Freeware!