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which spiffyjuice poster are you? quiz Everyone knows about those online quizzes that give you special amazing results that make you feel like a truly unique person. Using this concept, I spurred the idea to make one of these based off of real answers given by the (then current) SJ staffers. I compiled some very irrelevant questions and got each willing SJ staffer to answer them and create their own bios for the results, then iCeD coded a sexy script to make the quiz work. The result was the SJ poster quiz, one of the most original SJ features ever. Enjoy!
the epics of magical viklas Magical Viklas is, to some extent, a classic SpiffyJuice phenomenon. Akin to much of SJ's content, it sprouted from discussions and games in IRC, specifically The Insult Game (of which I will explain no further). It's also probably influenced by the Caucasian Occasion raps (see below). These stories are (so far) compilations by EvilMike, iCeD, and Spaztic, where all three people say a part of a sentence, which is then continued by the next person, and the next, until a story is written. The result is oftentimes a hilariously random narrative detailing the heroic and anticlimactic adventures of Magical Viklas (Viklas, by the way, is an obvious Strong Bad E-mails reference). Enjoy the stories!
the road to spiffyjuice Since SJ's original inception the popularity of the site has grown immensely, at least concerning hits. SJ gets thousands of hits a month, and while that isn't much in comparison to many sites, it's certainly more than I ever expected. The path people to take to arrive at SJ is a very bizarre one due to the site's lack of concept and point. However the large variety of content gives us some very very interesting search queries at least. So far that is all the Road to SJ contains, but there are certainly some fun ideas that may come in the future.
caucasian occasion raps This is an SJ thing that spurs its origins in the very early days of the website when there were constant layout changes, only a couple of posters, and those that did post basically used the site as a sort of e/n blog. However, in the midst of this, I posted an entry concerning a white rap some of my friends have made (no longer online, sorry), and somehow we got the idea to do a line by line rap in IRC. The results were some very perverted yet laughable attempts at versing stories by Shorty, Beauman, and Spaztic. We haven't attempted another sequel in a long time, but the originals are still clasics.

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Twas a farthing from the sprinkled sandy beaches and twisted piles of brambles and pebbles near the stony brooks of our favourite internet lavatory. Spaztic sat there, pondering in quite the state of refined and etymologically pleasing wankery. This peice of work he had devised, so clever in its retarded drollery, was copyrighted 2001-2004 by himself. That is, discluding those portions not specifically designed by himself hitherto the inclusion of aforementioned stupid fucking shit on that site. The boundaries of hosting pleasures were secured mainly by sir Bobby aka Dizzy. Trafton, a velking fellow, is still teh su><0rz even though he is too mentally cranial for his own brain. That didn't make any sense. AutoVoice is no longer God, because AutoVoice died. Fun is still way over safety, and dirtylaundry is banned forever and forever. Amen. Ask the British to adopt my sister, sir cretin. reg ;) is the king of buh. Disclaimers are so cliche in that ours is dumb. I am a poseur. Lets all bathe in the meat wagon. The sea badgers are going to stab me with knives - pointy knives - that burn with the fire of a thousand evils. Don't do drugs.