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the
spiffyjuice store
give
us monies plz ;-;
None of you will ever buy
any of this. However it's always fun to have a site store, it makes us
feel like we have succumbed to the heartless world of commercialism and
powerful beaurocracies. Also, YOU ARE A CONSUMER WHORE NOW WOSHIP ME! !!
! !!!! ! ! !! ! !!! ! !!
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Fun Over Safety
Shirt
- $16.99 |
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possibly the greatest shirt of all time, the SpiffyJuice "Fun Over Safety"
T-Shirt has been hailed by some as "perfect" whilst others claim it to
be the best nudity inhibitor since socks. It features the highly original
design of a stick figure on a skateboard-esque transportation apparatus
moving at a dangerously high rate of acceleration towards a wall covered
in triangles meant to infer a spike-like object, thereby revealing the
concept of oncoming pain (read: ouch). If you are not familar with the
concept behind "Fun Over Safety" perhaps you should visit #jj2 more often,
you filthy cretin. |
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reg ;) Shirt
- $16.99 |
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simple message executed perfectly. If you are unaware of the reg ;) phenomenon,
you need to jump onto the irrelevancy bandwagon, my friend. It is a declaration
to the world of everything you would ever need to say. Drinking a Sobe?
reg ;). Going to get laid? reg ;). Being raped by an eskimo? reg ;). Seriously,
it's the essence of everything you would ever know, and came straight from
AutoVoice himself. Wear this shirt and declare loudly something no one
will have any chance of ever grasping. reg ;) |
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Ugly People Rule Shirt
- $16.99 |
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Let's face some things. First of all, ugly people
get no respect. Their societal roles of maintaining
whatever they do and being ugly simotaneously are seriously
downplayed in our societies. Second point, YOU are
ugly. That's why you need this shirt that demands
respect for all ugly people. Because, if looks could kill,
you would be ruler of the world.
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Tacos / Meaning of Life Shirt
- $16.99 |
| Back by
'popular demand' (I had no other ideas), the "Meaning of Life - Tacos" shirt
is a perfect way to express your distaste in needlessly
pondering the purpose of your own existance, and instead
sinfully indulging in the true meaning of life - tacos. A perfect
addition to any intelligent person's wardrobe. |
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That's a Zero
Think Shirt
- $16.99 |
| The
front picture alone does not reveal the plethora of goodness this shirt's
entirety contains, therefore you should see the
back as well. The front features "That's a Zero Think" written in the
"Explicit Lyrics" format with a backdrop of Bjarni himself. The back contains
15 famous Bjarni quotes as well as some random pictures from Bjarni's website.
This is a perfect shirt for confusing people but perhaps making them laugh
if they share in SJ's twisted sense of humour. |
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Bjarni Quotes
Mousepad
- $12.99 |
| This
image is also features on the back of the That's a Zero Think shirt. It
contains 15 of the most famous quotes from Bjarni, as well as four choice
images from Bjarni's website. To view a better image of the picture on
the mousepad, click here. It's a perfect
way to have something hilarious for your mouse to sit on, which should
definetly be on the top of your life's priorities. It's a splendid way
to piss away $13*! :D |
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You Suck Mug
- $13.99 |
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hate the morning, just as every intelligent, sleep loving person should.
My only solace for the pains of waking up to the horrendous smiles of overenthusiastic
idiots is caffeine and slurred insults. So what better than a mug that
screams to the world "You Suck"? It's a proven fact that when it's time
for coffee, the world does in fact suck. Let this mug do the talking for
you. Also, it will increase your bosom's surface area and give you a brighter
smile (read: nope). |
* plus shipping
;)))
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disclaimer:
Twas a farthing from the sprinkled sandy beaches and twisted piles of brambles and pebbles near the stony brooks of our favourite internet lavatory. Spaztic sat there, pondering in quite the state of refined and etymologically pleasing wankery. This peice of work he had devised, so clever in its retarded drollery, was copyrighted 2001-2004 by himself. That is, discluding those portions not specifically designed by himself hitherto the inclusion of aforementioned stupid fucking shit on that site. The boundaries of hosting pleasures were secured mainly by sir Bobby aka Dizzy. Trafton, a velking fellow, is still teh su><0rz even though he is too mentally cranial for his own brain. That didn't make any sense. AutoVoice is no longer God, because AutoVoice died. Fun is still way over safety, and dirtylaundry is banned forever and forever. Amen. Ask the British to adopt my sister, sir cretin. reg ;) is the king of buh. Disclaimers are so cliche in that ours is dumb. I am a poseur. Lets all bathe in the meat wagon. The sea badgers are going to stab me with knives - pointy knives - that burn with the fire of a thousand evils. Don't do drugs.
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