Jazz Jackrabbit 2 Online

I’m guessing the name of Dark Adventures is cribbing from the rather fun “Dark Forest Adventure” pack. Mostly because theres no adventure and its hardly ever dark! Whats the deal? as Seinfeld would inquire.

In fact continuing on with my one note all text Seinfeld impression, whats the deal with these levels? They’re short, bland, and pretty awful. Except for Mission Impossible which not only was out of place, but was semi-decent at the start making me think some thievery Limbo of the Lost style was at work here (it goes back to being awful halfway through so my fears were put to rest).

How awful are these levels. Lets take a quiz. You are playing a level where you hold right and shoot things, ocassionally having to hit a spring or stomp something.
Do you
A) Like it
B) Dislike it
If you chose B, you can be rest assure that the first two levels hold nothing for you (despite the second starting to show some deviation from this, its a lie). Also, do you like awful boss arenas? No? Well then the two boss fights (one is Uterus in a tiny cramped box like area, the other is Devan in an arena where he’s more likely to jump through walls than actually attack you) will do nothing for you either.

Level 3 offers a different variation in which you occasionally go left to shoot enemies and hold down the directional button. Awesome. For the record, Level 4 is just the Devan boss fight.

I cannot recommend downloading this, but to Esteban I say keep trying, the first part of Level 2 showed some promise.

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[Rating (1.0) clearance. One character is not enough support for a rating, let alone for extreme ones like 1.0. – cooba]

Ok.I begin it.

MAIN PROBLEMS:
-the levels are too short
-there isn’t any food
-not a good eyecandy
-little ammo

LEVELS:

Level 1: Bad.Short.Boring.

Level 2: Ok.It’s not bad.I hope you’ll create more levels like this.There are some coins,a bonus room, and some trigger sceneries.But you should fix it.

Level 3: Too short!!! There are some skeletons and some warps.And no more!!!

Level 4: Too easy(I think).The boss room is little.No more.

My rate is:No download recommendation.But the second level is a little good :)!