What's your favorite "secret message"?

[Hazel-rah]

You know the signs in secret areas that have a zany message? What's your favorite one?


I believe "Spaz ate the dopefish" is probably the most famous one.

[Trafton]

Dizzy sux =(

[Violet CLM]

I'd have to go with Dofus, "you've veen warned" or "Leh is a camper" because they weren't proofread at all and that makes them funny.

(Other than that, Find the Gopher is the best of them all.)

[Bobby aka Dizzy]

That would be "diz sux" referring to making tilesets... not me :(

[Trafton]

That would be "diz sux" referring to making tilesets... not me :(
You just keep believing that, B.

[Stijn]

Craig is king Doofus

[DoubleGJ]

Beware of chainsaw schmalz.

[Enigma]

Nick loves shiny. Always has.

[LittleFreak]

Michelle, I will love you always and forever :)

[NinJazz]

Secret message? what it means? anyway, I am now NINJA!!! I will not tell anything to you, not ur bisness

[Stijn]

Secret message? what it means? anyway, I am now NINJA!!! I will not tell anything to you, not ur bisness

++that

[cooba]

What are you doing up here?

[NinJazz]

What is he/me doing up here... ? maybe trying shoot down that cat which is flying above my house...

[cooba]

YOUR HOUSE IS NOT ON TURTEMPLE. At least I bet so

[Newspaz]

Long live the Ice level!

[Lem_Gambino]

Don't give Mark a burrito. =)

[NinJazz]

Oh, Cob-san, it is. Hey, that guy flying there is BUSH!

[Lark]

The "(-/) LAMERZ" message in one of the JJ1 levels kind of took me by surprise. It wasn't censored, either.

Derby: Context removal. More context was provided than permitted.

[Tubz]

They all suck :(

[Hazel-rah]

The "(-/) LAMERZ" message in one of the JJ1 levels kind of took me by surprise. It wasn't censored, either.

Where is that one exactly? I'd like to see it.

Derby: Previous quotation edit.

[FoxBlitzz]

Craig is still a doofus.

[Doubble Dutch]

The "(-/) LAMERZ" message in one of the JJ1 levels kind of took me by surprise. It wasn't censored, either.

Indeed, where is this?

[DoubleGJ]

Open one of the Lagunicus levels in J1CS, it's on the far right.

[Sun Fun Dude]

The one in the rainforrest level is ever worse.

[Hazel-rah]

explain Sun Fun Dude..

[cooba]

That says "(//-)" ;o

Derby: Context removal. The self-censored content had context that could not stay in.

[NinJazz]

what in earth is ur secret message??????? and then Cob-san, what is (-)

[cooba]

(-) is a kind of censor. It should be obvious what it hides.
<s>Secret message is a secret message. ;p</s>

[NinJazz]

oh my Gosh

[Enigma]

Ninjajazz, I'm not sure if you already understand what this topic is about, but I'll take my chances and explain. In some spots in the JJ1 and JJ2 single player levels, you can find bits of text, which are either funny or make hardly any sense unless you work for Epic Megagames. The topic starter asked which one of all these "secret" messages is your favourite.

So no, we are not plotting to destroy our beloved planet or cooking up any other nefarious schemes, although that would be tempting.

[cooba]

Muckamok boss level > All

[DoubleGJ]

LOSER
LOSER

[Sun Fun Dude]

explain Sun Fun Dude..

I can't. But it's something you might see in a porno film. That's all I can say.

[cooba]

LOSER
LOSER
+ one more LOSER

Noo, my sneak peak for Raneforus message was deleted >(

[Odin]

'FQuist ate my gameboy :('

[Superjazz]

"Send Tim new socks" -rulez :P

[KRSplat]

JEH MUST DIE

wait, that's not a secret message. Well it should be.

My favorite is "Cheese is green on Tuesdays." Just because.

[Me]

Dragons live in Burbank. Really, they do.