How Do You Fight Other Real People help plz!!!

[Adeel]

help read the topic it says it all help!!!!!!!!!!! :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

[Radium]

Well, you go outside, find some tough looking man, and push him around a bit or tell him you slept with his girlfriend.

Oh, with JJ2? What version do you have? If it's 1.23, you download the server patch and join or start a server.

[Adeel]

:lori: i have full version jj2 how do i fight?

[Iam Canadian]

Download the server list patch. You'll be able to join internet servers via Jazz 2 itelf. Or you can download a program that allows you to check and connect to servers without opening Jazz,

[Radium]

Or use http://www.jazz2online.com/J2Ov2/gip.php , I think.
BTW, admins, that page seems agonizingly hard to find with the new layout. Same with the pictures page.

[Newspaz]

Download and run this
http://www.beute.plus.com/jazz2online/j2patch_123r.exe
and one of the files inside this
http://www.jazz2online.com/serverlist/serverpatch.zip

[Violet CLM]

BTW, admins, that page seems agonizingly hard to find with the new layout.
It's only in the top right in big white letters on every single page.

[Radium]

It's only in the top right in big white letters on every single page.
Oh my flying bob! I never noticed that! Oooh, it even turns blue.

[the WINNER]

However, the pictures page is a bit hard to find. Newcomers would never guess that the "OTHER" part would have something ubercool like that!!!

[Adeel]

when i download it it says it will turn me jj2 in to jj 1.3 or somtin i don't want that!!
i wana fight!

[cooba]

You must do that if you want to fight.

[Adeel]

change it?
will anything change??
like will the games say like you must have full version or somting?? :confused: :confused:

[Newspaz]

If you have version 1.20 (not the shareware version!!) it will upgrade your JJ2 to 1.23. All games are on 1.23. So you have no choice.

[cooba]

*sigh* ...just do it, okay? It's harmless.

[Adeel]

grrr if something bad happens i i i will blame myself here goes !!!

[cooba]

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[Adeel]

it did not work i press internet plat and it said eror retriving list

[Sasik]

Go away you fake-noob :o

[Adeel]

what?? i wana fight plz oh plz help!!!

[LittleFreak]

*Buy* the game, then install the list server patch and all your problems are gone.

[Adeel]

i buyied it i got the patch it says!!:eror retriving list !

[cooba]

Have you got port 10053 in your router opened?

[Adeel]

aaa...no i think....

[cooba]

So open it = thx

[Adeel]

i do not have it!!!

[DarkSonic]

YOU HAVE TO SAY I INSTEAD OF i.
Btw, you need the new serverpatch, and I saw someone gave the link for it so I guess you have to download that and use the .reg file =O.

[R3ptile]

Download the game, then install the list server patch and all your problems are gone.
Just fixed a spelling error. ;-)

[LittleFreak]

i buyied it i got the patch it says!!:eror retriving list !

um.. What Is JCS? heheheeheh?

i am new um what is it anyone kind to tell me?

I thought you'd know what it is if you had bought the game, as it comes with the full version.

[cooba]

I think he's got v1.00g.

[Adeel]

i need the link for the patch!!

[cooba]

Adeel, run JJ2 and look into the bottom left corner in the menu. Does it say "v1.00g"?

[White Rabbit]

Having v1.00g would be rather interesting. If you got enough space, copy and paste your JJ2 folder, so you can have both 1.23 and 1.00g.

[Enigma]

Download and run this
http://www.beute.plus.com/jazz2online/j2patch_123r.exe
and one of the files inside this
http://www.jazz2online.com/serverlist/serverpatch.zip

Ok, obviously this was still too difficult. Let's go over this step by step.

The first link is a link to the 1.23 patch. It will upgrade your JJ2 from version 1.20 to 1.23. Run the file, and when done correctly, you will see "1.23" in the bottom left corner of the JJ2 menu when you start JJ2.

Now download the second file Newspaz linked to. This is the serverlist patch. If you live in Europe, run "europe.reg". If you live in America, run "america.reg". If you live somewhere else, just use whatever's closest to you.

Once you've done all that, you should be able to play online.

[FQuist]

If he/she has the legal version at all.

[Adeel]

ok so to fight one other person i have to have the same adress as them when i type it? or diffrent?? :god:

[Lark]

If you have v1.00g you can not play online. Go to EBay and buy the game.

[Tubz]

This really sounds like a joke. Anyway, I thought you said your leaving the JCF, R3ptile?

Get everything you need to start playing JJ2 here!
http://www.jazz2online.com/J2Ov2/node.php?title=partyModeDownloads

[Adeel]

I Have Bout The Game

[Lark]

Do what Cooba said - look in the corner of your screen when you're on the main menu. Does it say v1.00g on it?

[cooba]

D= 
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[Adeel]

what what??

[LittleFreak]

NO IT says!:1.23!! :confused:

Did you install the patch Newspaz linked to?

[Adeel]

yup

[LittleFreak]

The listserver patch aswell?

[Adeel]

The listserver patch aswell?
which one is that link it to me!

[Olsen]

http://www.jazz2online.com/serverlist/serverpatch.zip

Make sure you register the patch into the registry by double-clicking it.

[Adeel]

what do i doulbe click ??

[cooba]

America.reg

[Adeel]

what america.reg??

[cooba]

The one inside this (http://www.jazz2online.com/serverlist/serverpatch.zip) .zip.

[LittleFreak]

There are two files in the zip.

Europe.reg
America.reg

Either click on Europe.reg if you live in Europe or close or America.reg if you live in America or close.

[cooba]

I just noticed that his location says "lol joke". =(.

[Adeel]

where do i press amereica.reg?

[cooba]

WHERE DO YOU LIVE? IN EUROPE OR IN AMERICA?

IF IN EUROPE EXTRACT EUROPE.REG FILE TO YOUR JAZZ 2 FOLDER.

IF IN AMERICA EXTRACT AMERICA.REG FILE TO YOUR JAZZ 2 FOLDER.

GO TO YOUR JAZZ 2 FOLDER AND DOUBLE CLICK THE .REG FILE YOU EXTRACTED.

[Adeel]

NEAR AMERICA HOE DO I EXTRACT!!!!!!

[Olsen]

Okay, I'll make this as easy as I can.

Follow these steps:

Download the file I mentioned earlier.
Open it and extract it where you want.
Now, enter the directiory where you extracted the files and double click on the "america.reg" or "europe.reg" file depending on where you live.


That should do it. If you still don't get it post more information about your problem plzthx.

[EDIT] Cooba posted as I was typing D=

Doubleclick the file you downloaded and presss the extract button.

[Adeel]

h.O.W dO. i . e.X.TR.AC.T.

[LittleFreak]

h.O.W dO. i . e.X.TR.AC.T.

Doubleclick the file you downloaded and presss the extract button.

Answered?

[Olsen]

download WinRAR (http://www.rarlab.com/) and install use it to E.X.T.R.A.C.T files.

[Adeel]

how do you extract??????? uh.....umm....eee

[LittleFreak]

Um..

OK, what part of "Doubleclick the file you downloaded and presss the extract button." you don't understand?

[Adeel]

ok i press the download button then it says save i do then what file name should i put?

oh i don't get the extract part!

[Olsen]

Did you download WinRAR?
If so, then double click the file you downloaded earlier (the listserver patch) and press the extract button and choose a location to extract it to. Got it?

[Adeel]

where it say extract??

[Olsen]

ok i press the download button then it says save i do then what file name should i put?

oh i don't get the extract part!

Uhm, you never downloaded anything in your life? ;p Save with any filename you like.

[LittleFreak]

I give up.

This cries for a real hero..

QUISTMAN! Where are you?

[Adeel]

just tell me where is extract!! i am destprite

[LittleFreak]

Maybe we should show you a screenshot? :P

I'm too lazy right now though.

[Olsen]

PRESS THE EXTRACT BUTTON IN WINRAR OR WHATEVER EXTRACTING PROGRAM YOU USE

[Adeel]

it says not regisry script

[LittleFreak]

Erm.. what?

[Olsen]

it says not regisry script
What?

http://xs.to/xs.php?h=xs21&d=05126&f=extractforadeel.JPG

[cooba]

I say we leave Adeel at "unable to play" status.

[Adeel]

i am so confused!!

[Olsen]

I say we leave Adeel at "unable to play" status.
Heh

[LittleFreak]

Either that or we wait for QuistMan to arrive and save the day. :P

[cooba]

Or Nimrod. ;p

[LittleFreak]

Yes. NimrodMan. The super hero. :P

Anyways, I wanted to rate this thread 5 stars but I forgot where to do that. >_>

[cooba]

You can't rate threads because cases like one you wanted to were overabused blah blah etc.

[DarkSonic]

Your bad.
Now, let's see if you can understand this.
1. Download the file.
2. doubleclick 'serverpatch.zip'
3. Select the file you need. (America.reg or Europe.reg)
4. Click 'Extract'
5. Extract into your JJ2 folder.
6. Click the .reg file.
7. Try to play JJ2.

[Sasik]

This topic should become The Best Thread of 2005.

[JelZe GoldRabbit]

Guys, ever thought of that she may not understand because she's Mexican? Just a silly thing, but it would explain a thing or two. In that case, we may have to wait for my sweetie kitty to return tomorrow...

Adeel, hablas Español?

- JelZe GoldRabbit =:3

[Adeel]

1.i am not mexican
2.i downloaded it yay!!!!
3.THANX To Everyone wh o helped me mainly the ones that said it step by step thanx again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!11111

[the WINNER]

Admins, please move this to Comedy Cafe. It needs more funny threads.

when i download it it says it will turn me jj2 in to jj 1.3 or somtin i don't want that!!
i wana fight!

This is the Best Post of 2005. Nobody can make a better post for the next 9 months!

[White Rabbit]

Don't be cynical.

[Adeel]

wana fight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cooba]

What about a 1 on 1 on xlmwanabe7.j2l? I host, pass=ptaptb. Join.

[Adeel]

your on!

[cooba]

But he can play already ``:("''