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Speeza
Apr 21, 2008, 02:29 PM
DO you hate her too ? :p

All she is , well she's a vein atytemp to add a new player to the game. Her skills suck in online play. And well i hate her looks. Yeah i just want to make this play a tiny bit active for a day :)

Nonomu198
Apr 21, 2008, 02:33 PM
Hate her? No. She is a crappy character to pick in a game though.

Heretic Bunny
Apr 21, 2008, 03:58 PM
I hate her mainly because she is confusing, the whole sister/girlfriend thing.

Pako
Apr 22, 2008, 05:56 AM
If she moved diagonally with her spinkick and color changing worked with her, she'd be a lot better.

n00b
Apr 22, 2008, 10:40 AM
I hate her mainly because she is confusing, the whole sister/girlfriend thing.

How is it confusing? The game states her as their sister. The only way to get to the girlfriend theory is to read a sentence somewhere on the internet that says "Originally planned as Spaz's girlfriend' or something to that extent.

Its not brain surgery.

KRSplat
Apr 22, 2008, 04:26 PM
n00b, what about the ending movie from JJ2?

I like Lori.

n00b
Apr 22, 2008, 04:51 PM
In the ending movie, the character design is so radically different from what we ended up with that we might as well count that as a second character.

Heretic Bunny
Apr 22, 2008, 06:14 PM
Now I hate Lori because I just realized I am starting to give a crap about something as mind-bogglingly unimportant as her relationship with Spaz. I am ashamed.

CURSE YOU LORI!!! CURSE YOU!!!!!!!

TripleJ
Apr 22, 2008, 10:35 PM
I <3 Lori

Puffie40
Apr 23, 2008, 12:48 AM
Get Dr. Jones on the line. Lori's Ex is here.

Heretic Bunny
Apr 23, 2008, 08:36 AM
Dr. Jones isn't canon!

Eigus
Apr 23, 2008, 08:45 AM
I don't hate Lori :--DDD

Bboy Type7
Apr 23, 2008, 11:08 PM
I like her for the most part. The thing I didn't like was she's transforming the game into a furry game. A game filled with animals that have human characteristics, scares me lol.

NovaStar
Apr 23, 2008, 11:45 PM
That doesn't make it a furry game you ignorant
And prepare to be mortified

Eigus
Apr 24, 2008, 01:23 AM
i am starting to think that the text here is made from lori's fur

:lori: :lori: :lori: :lori:

NovaStar
Apr 24, 2008, 01:27 AM
"i hate everything!"

DoubleGJ
Apr 24, 2008, 05:41 AM
I like her for the most part. The thing I didn't like was she's transforming the game into a furry game. A game filled with animals that have human characteristics, scares me lol.
Jazz kissed Eva in JJ1 omg now THAT is furry

yifffffffffff

Strato
Apr 24, 2008, 05:50 AM
Wut's a lori?

Eigus
Apr 24, 2008, 08:43 AM
a lori :(

Heretic Bunny
Apr 24, 2008, 09:31 AM
She was suggestively furry-sexual even before Dean modified her. Observe: I translated her facial expression for you.


http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r168/Pieman225/RAEP.jpg

Speeza
Apr 24, 2008, 01:33 PM
eeeewwww , lori looks like spaz with yellow fur. The tranny !

Bboy Type7
Apr 24, 2008, 08:25 PM
eeeewwww , lori looks like spaz with yellow fur. The tranny !

Yeah!!

NovaStar
Apr 24, 2008, 09:19 PM
this thread is ridikulous!

Speeza
Apr 24, 2008, 11:06 PM
all the threads here in the lori section are , get with the times !

DoubleGJ
Apr 25, 2008, 12:54 AM
this thread is ridikulous!
well your contribution to it is ridikurus!

NovaStar
Apr 25, 2008, 02:20 AM
well your contribution to it is ridikurus!

ridikurus! its informational!

Eigus
Apr 25, 2008, 05:24 AM
lori looked sucky in the ending of regular jj2 :( :( :(

Bboy Type7
Apr 25, 2008, 10:58 AM
whoa i didn't know lori had that mani haters lol.

Puffie40
Apr 25, 2008, 04:09 PM
I like her for the most part. The thing I didn't like was she's transforming the game into a furry game.

And a game about a Green, generally humanoid rabbit isn't a furry game?

Xobim
Apr 26, 2008, 08:05 AM
Ofcourse not! Furry games are all about sex, don't you know???

n00b
Apr 26, 2008, 09:50 AM
I like her for the most part. The thing I didn't like was she's transforming the game into a furry game. A game filled with animals that have human characteristics, scares me lol.

Do you know anything about these games or are you just randomly stumbling around in the dark like a child lost in a movie theater?

Nonomu198
Apr 26, 2008, 10:01 AM
child lost in a movie theater?

Shouldn't he be a lot less confident and a lot more scared?

Bboy Type7
Apr 26, 2008, 05:51 PM
i'm actually moderate. there are things i don't like about her and do like lol.

1. she's cheesy
2. she smiles like a 10 year old.
3. the way she is played in the game is scary. it's hard to control her at times lol.

NovaStar
Apr 27, 2008, 04:35 AM
i'm actually moderate. there are things i don't like about her and do like lol.

1. she's cheesy
2. she smiles like a 10 year old.
3. the way she is played in the game is scary. it's hard to control her at times lol.

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r168/Pieman225/RAEP.jpg

<b>

Speeza
May 2, 2008, 03:37 PM
EWWWW stop that picture is yuckzor.

NovaStar
May 2, 2008, 08:17 PM
EWWWW stop that picture is yuckzor.

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r168/Pieman225/RAEP.jpg
<l>

Heretic Bunny
May 3, 2008, 03:50 AM
Come on everyone, we all know that all this feigned repulsion of Lori is really just a (poor) attempt at concealing your true feelings for her.

Not me though, definately not me. Nope. I most certainly do not. No way.

Xobim
May 3, 2008, 07:10 AM
You're just gay. That's the obvious answer.

Slaz
May 4, 2008, 02:21 AM
lol Jazz1 and Jazz2 were always considered as 'Furry-games' thanks to the characters, and Dean really pointed that out with Lori. You all have to agree, even if you aren't a 'furry' just like me, that Lori IS sexy for some part haha. And yeah Lori really sucks as a character in the game and only girly 'CTF noobs' appear to be using her online.. But hey overall we have to be happy with any official character making an appearance in the Jazz universe, Go RAZZ!:cool: :p

cooba
May 4, 2008, 02:35 AM
lol Jazz1 and Jazz2 were always considered as 'Furry-games' thanks to the charactersNo they weren't. Get a grip on reality.

Slaz
May 4, 2008, 02:55 AM
No they weren't. Get a grip on reality.Of course that wasn't meant 'officially'.. It's just the fact that most characters in the Jazz universe ARE characters that are likely to get much attention from furries, and the many people who can see a sexy look in the Lori character other than just a beautiful bunny girl. Cause of that, somehow, the games ARE considered as 'Furry-games' by alot of people I've known over the past, or atleast the ones who've played a Jazz game and know what a Furry is. And no, of course they weren't comparing Jazz games with 'Furry-games' that allow you to dress a human-bunny or whatever..:|

NovaStar
May 4, 2008, 03:27 AM
...

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r168/Pieman225/RAEP.jpg

Heretic Bunny
May 4, 2008, 04:06 AM
I highly doubt that was the creators' intention to make it furry, just cartoony. It is all a matter of perspective, I mean, look what some people did to sonic.

Edit: Oh my god, what have you done!?! YOU JUST CROSSED THE LINE PAL!!!

http://www.dutchfurs.com/~haze/blog/static.php?page=anthrocon

Double Edit: I made this edit before you made your thread NovaStar

NovaStar
May 4, 2008, 04:20 AM
you clearly do not realise my intentions in posting that image

:evil:

Slaz
May 4, 2008, 11:21 AM
LOL I didn't even realize Haze posted that message on his website, and I'm a visitor there for more than 3 years... Anthrocon 2000 is actual prove of Jazz's relation with the furry fandom. :p

Heretic Bunny
May 4, 2008, 01:06 PM
I dunno, to me wearing those costumes almost feels like an insult against Jazz, not to mention really creepy. Maybe I am just narrow minded like that. But they better not have damn yiffed in those things!

Fawriel
May 4, 2008, 01:14 PM
I dunno, to me wearing those costumes almost feels like an insult against Jazz, not to mention really creepy. Maybe I am just narrow minded like that. But they better not have damn yiffed in those things!

They have.
All night long.

With guinea pigs.


Because they're furries and that's what furries do.

Word.

n00b
May 4, 2008, 01:16 PM
Someone once made a furrified version of Bruce Willis and then yiffed in it.

Nothing is safe, yo.

Heretic Bunny
May 4, 2008, 01:26 PM
Someone once made a furrified version of Bruce Willis and then yiffed in it.

Nothing is safe, yo.

Holy (-).

The knowledge of that has just made my day. (if it was true)


Dawg

Bboy Type7
May 4, 2008, 02:21 PM
thing is that ain't Lori you have showed, NovaStar. That is Spaz's girlfriend lmao. Lori design was based on her, but that ain't Lori. Jazz and spaz looked more like real rabbits, but lori looks like half human half rabbit. what's with the booobs? XD just my opinion lol

peace

Heretic Bunny
May 4, 2008, 02:44 PM
I believed, once, that Jazz Jackrabbit was untouched by the infamous rule 34 (the rule that erotic material exists on every concievable subject). Unfortunately I was wrong. So very wrong. My curiosity has not only led me to discover that such material indeed exists, and that it was also made by the same man who created Lori. At first, I decided such things would be best to be ignored, but now I decided it was finally time to show you. Behold gentlemen, and cower in terror.



























Don't scroll down if you are faint of heart.
































http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r168/Pieman225/Noogyyoutraitor.jpg

There also exists such works on Jazz, Spaz and Eva, but I am completely incapable to censor the picture without covering up the whole picture.



Dis is whack dawg.

n00b
May 4, 2008, 02:44 PM
Because its not like there's been breasts in Jazz Jackrabbit before Lori.



http://www.maj.com/gallery/Lijik/JazzCinemaGrabs/OtherNickDrawings/eva.png
Oh wait...




EDIT- The worst thing about that Noogy picture is that its probably the best looking piece of Jazz artwork he's done (you know barring the whole nudity thing)

Stijn
May 4, 2008, 03:10 PM
indeed n00b, because images with nudity are automatically worse than the same image but without nudity.

Seriously, what is the problem? So there are pornographic/nude drawings involving the heroes of JJ2. Big deal. Don't watch them if you think it's stupid. No need to blow it up and present it as the worst thing ever next to the apocalypse.

Heretic Bunny
May 4, 2008, 03:51 PM
indeed n00b, because images with nudity are automatically worse than the same image but without nudity.

Seriously, what is the problem? So there are pornographic/nude drawings involving the heroes of JJ2. Big deal. Don't watch them if you think it's stupid. No need to blow it up and present it as the worst thing ever next to the apocalypse.

Because it is creepy. And I have a right to make degoratory comments on things that I find creepy or disturbing.

Now I know this stuff obviously isn't morally wrong and I could just ignore it and let whoever likes it... do their thing, but where is the fun in that? I find these things really bizzare and rather undignified, sending a signal to my brain that says "Go ahead, mock them. They are asking for it". That being said, I am willing to accept harsh/funny criticisms of my abnormal antics.

It is like having a non-agressive religious debate with my friends at school. We both think one another is being ridiculous and has illogical ideas, but we still respect each other and we still are friends.


Foo'

n00b
May 4, 2008, 03:57 PM
Of course I'd screw up on my delete message.
*and not the actual subject anyways. Not going to get wrapped in an argument over some cartoon pornograpgy

Stijn
May 4, 2008, 04:04 PM
n00b, I don't think I said anywhere that I find these images arousing or anything like that ;)*

Hertci Bnuy, I don't see any reason to get upset about such images existing, or about the fact that some people apaprently do find them hot. Apparently you do. But you visit 4chan, right?

* massive power abuse in which I read deleted messages

Heretic Bunny
May 4, 2008, 04:26 PM
n00b, I don't think I said anywhere that I find these images arousing or anything like that ;)*

Hertci Bnuy, I don't see any reason to get upset about such images existing, or about the fact that some people apaprently do find them hot. Apparently you do. But you visit 4chan, right?

* massive power abuse in which I read deleted messages

Guilty as charged. I won't ignore you, but you can ignore me.

Bro'

Odin
May 4, 2008, 04:52 PM
Am I the only one that just laughed when he saw Lori porn?

Also Jazz Jackrabbit is barely a "furry game" inasmuch as the creators (outside of Noogy) are furries or enjoy furry porn, and the Jazz community in general isn't really furry (again, outside of a minority).

Heretic Bunny
May 4, 2008, 05:34 PM
Am I the only one that just laughed when he saw Lori porn?


Hmm... looking back at that picture, it does seem kinda funny.

Slaz
May 5, 2008, 12:06 AM
Also Jazz Jackrabbit is barely a "furry game" inasmuch as the creators (outside of Noogy) are furries or enjoy furry porn, and the Jazz community in general isn't really furry (again, outside of a minority).The game does attract Furries, including NOOGY hahaaw..:p

Fawriel
May 5, 2008, 01:37 AM
The worst thing about that picture was that Noogy's style is totally not suited for porn.

Xobim
May 5, 2008, 03:30 AM
I wonder what Noogy would think if he read all this...

JJ2 cannot really be seen as furry game in my opinion. But I don't know what the criteria are for a furry game and for a non-furry game...

NovaStar
May 5, 2008, 05:09 AM
I agree having none of you realized I WAS KIDDING

again

...D:

LOLZ84
Jun 12, 2008, 02:29 PM
Sorry for bumping up a month old topic but...

0_0 Dean has been drawing hentai of Jazz Jackrabbit characters!?!

I'm sorry but WHAT THE *CENSORED*.

I'm just very creeped out right now. I even cannot believe this was actually drawn by the real artist of the Jazz production team. Oh dear lord god, what has this world come to!?!

Stijn
Jun 12, 2008, 02:49 PM
That's not Hentai. Hentai is mostly used to refer to pornographic (which this picture isn't) manga-style drawings (which it neither is).

I still don't see why people get so upset about this picture. Breasts! What has the world come to!

Nonomu198
Jun 12, 2008, 11:55 PM
But from the hands of the original maker? AND he published it? Sorta disgusting.

Heretic Bunny
Jun 13, 2008, 08:43 AM
That's not Hentai. Hentai is mostly used to refer to pornographic (which this picture isn't) manga-style drawings (which it neither is).

I still don't see why people get so upset about this picture. Breasts! What has the world come to!

I suppose it is a side effect of growing up in the United States. And also those breasts being attached to a yellow bunny from a game we all grew up with.

Stijn
Jun 13, 2008, 09:03 AM
I see, girls in the United States don't have breasts

cooba
Jun 13, 2008, 10:25 AM
They have fat folds :roll:

Radium
Jun 13, 2008, 10:34 AM
I believed, once, that Jazz Jackrabbit was untouched by the infamous rule 34 (the rule that erotic material exists on every concievable subject). Well, it is rule 34, not "hypothesis 34".

I'm just very creeped out right now. I even cannot believe this was actually drawn by the real artist of the Jazz production team. Oh dear lord god, what has this world come to!?!If I recall correctly (I think it was mentioned back on his forum), he was commissioned by Dr. Jones to draw it.


EDIT: ooooh, cool, my avatar is a unicorn. I couldn't see it in the other forum themes =D

Nonomu198
Jun 13, 2008, 11:07 AM
EDIT: ooooh, cool, my avatar is a unicorn. I couldn't see it in the other forum themes =D

It's invisible, hence you can't actually see him.

Heretic Bunny
Jun 13, 2008, 01:34 PM
I see, girls in the United States don't have breasts

Its rather that the general public doesn't tolerate nudity as much as other nations. Considering I live in a city in south Florida dominated by saggy old people, this is hardly something I could complain about.

They have fat folds :roll:

QFT

LOLZ84
Jun 13, 2008, 04:02 PM
That's not Hentai. Hentai is mostly used to refer to pornographic (which this picture isn't) manga-style drawings (which it neither is).


1. This was censored by the person who posted it, you could go looking for the original uncensored version but I highly recommend not doing that. XD

2. Honestly, it doesn't really madder if it is manga-style or not, i've accidently stumbled on a couple of disgusting hentai pictures that did not look like in that style. (Oh good lord I can't believe I said that. *shudders*) But that's the only way I see it though. XD

Stijn
Jun 13, 2008, 04:33 PM
1. This was censored by the person who posted it, you could go looking for the original uncensored version but I highly recommend not doing that. XD

2. Honestly, it doesn't really madder if it is manga-style or not, i've accidently stumbled on a couple of disgusting hentai pictures that did not look like in that style. (Oh good lord I can't believe I said that. *shudders*) But that's the only way I see it though. XD

I know the original version, which is not pornographic either :)

Hentai isn't the same as cartoon porn.

Heretic Bunny
Jun 13, 2008, 05:58 PM
I know the original version, which is not pornographic either :)

Her breasts are exposed for the intent of sexual arousal. If that isn't pornographic, what is it then?

Stijn
Jun 14, 2008, 01:04 AM
Erotica

DoubleGJ
Jun 14, 2008, 06:02 AM
Her breasts are exposed for the intent of sexual arousal. If that isn't pornographic, what is it then?
I didn't get aroused by the picture, and did you...?

Heretic Bunny
Jun 14, 2008, 06:30 AM
I didn't get aroused by the picture, and did you...?

No

...

Maybe

...

fapfapfapfapfap

Bboy Type7
Jun 14, 2008, 01:33 PM
haha this thread has just turned porno. pssh, most european and american porn stars do hella bad in porn. the way they suck (-)s is just so ghey. past the $1000 make up and hairdos, these people don't really look quite good. most of them look pretty good even without the makeup.

about japanese porn stars, these girls do porn better than the other porn stars around the world. however, most of these women are camera (-)s and they need bigger bust.

on topic, I wish Lori was not included in TSF. i like her design and concept, but when you control her in the game is just kinda weird. so I don't really like her. She looks more human than jazz and spaz, but still don't like her for that reason.

Heretic Bunny
Jun 14, 2008, 03:05 PM
haha this thread has just turned porno. pssh, most european and american porn stars do hella bad in porn. the way they suck (-)s is just so ghey. past the $1000 make up and hairdos, these people don't really look quite good. most of them look pretty good even without the makeup.

about japanese porn stars, these girls do porn better than the other porn stars around the world. however, most of these women are camera (-)s and they need bigger bust.

on topic, I wish Lori was not included in TSF. i like her design and concept, but when you control her in the game is just kinda weird. so I don't really like her. She looks more human than jazz and spaz, but still don't like her for that reason.

Wait what? We were just discussing whether that indecent image is cartoon pornography or hentai or something else. As Stijn stated it's actually erotica. Point clarified, end of story, thread is over. That is until someone ressurects it in a few months.

Radium
Jun 14, 2008, 04:15 PM
Wait what? We were just discussing whether that indecent image is cartoon pornography or hentai or something else. As Stijn stated it's actually erotica. Point clarified, end of story, thread is over. That is until someone ressurects it in a few months.When BBoy enters a thread, the topic is instantly converted from "x" to "Asian x".

EDIT: I claim this page for erotica, which I now know is distinct from porn.

Heretic Bunny
Jun 14, 2008, 04:34 PM
Wait... does that mean we are going to have ASIAN LORI EROTICA!?!

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r168/Pieman225/News_DoNotWant.jpg

Bboy Type7
Jun 14, 2008, 04:49 PM
EDIT: I claim this page for erotica, which I now know is distinct from porn.

you're some funny guy, Radium.

Stijn
Jun 15, 2008, 12:39 AM
I lost track after BBoy somehow managed to turn this topic into a discussion about Asian supremacy in the field of pornographic movies :|

Fawriel
Jun 15, 2008, 02:09 AM
Guys, stop talking like that about BBoy. He just takes his role as the token Asian very seriously.

DoubleGJ
Jun 15, 2008, 02:11 AM
I unnoticeably change the topic to Polish women

they are hot

Dermo
Jun 16, 2008, 02:20 PM
With Sprite Dynamite released, it's a surprise there isn't some pornographic leak of a modified anims.j2a or anything. Although I don't think bunny pr0n is really my type of thing.

Speeza
Jun 17, 2008, 11:54 AM
With Sprite Dynamite released, it's a surprise there isn't some pornographic leak of a modified anims.j2a or anything. Although I don't think bunny pr0n is really my type of thing.

I think someone's trying to hint something here ;)

Heretic Bunny
Jun 17, 2008, 12:27 PM
I think someone's trying to hint something here ;)


This thread is a closet furry magnet.

DoubleGJ
Jun 17, 2008, 12:43 PM
that's why you hang around it so much? :3

relax

Heretic Bunny
Jun 17, 2008, 02:03 PM
that's why you hang around it so much? :3

relax

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? ARE YOU ACCUSING ME? I THINK YOU ARE ACCUSING ME! HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH LIIIEEES! MAYBE *YOU* ARE THE ONE THAT IS A FURRY!

cooba
Jun 18, 2008, 02:35 AM
*applauses DoubleGJ*

Speeza
Jun 22, 2008, 04:18 PM
This thread is a closet furry magnet.

I just made it to spring some activity to this part of the forum , I just thought id put i hate lori and it will start off some talk.

Radium
Jun 22, 2008, 09:01 PM
I just made it to spring some activity to this part of the forum , I just thought id put i hate lori and it will start off some talk.It really is a great thread. Three pages and it has already taught me a lot:

-Girls in the United States do not have breasts
-My avatar is an invisible pink unicorn
-Erotica is entirely distinct from pornography
-Deep down, Heretic wants low-res furry <s>porn</s> erotica
-Japanese porn stars are amazing, though they need a bigger bust and are "camera (-)s"
-Lori has custom underwear with her name printed on it.

I WOULD NOT KNOW THESE IMPORTANT THINGS WITHOUT THIS THREAD!!

KRSplat
Jun 22, 2008, 10:18 PM
so uh

I like Lori

Stijn
Jun 23, 2008, 02:14 AM
-Erotica is entirely distinct from pornography

The fact that you have repeated this twice now and that it accompanies other fairly ridiculous claims makes me suspect that you think this is a stupid distinction. And that from an art student. What has the world come to:rolleyes:

DoubleGJ
Jun 23, 2008, 05:11 AM
-My avatar is an invisible pink unicorn
also your signature quotes possibly the best Polish sci-fi writer ever

Radium
Jun 23, 2008, 10:33 AM
And that from an art student. What has the world come to:rolleyes:Art student? We don't need to start throwing insults.

I don't think it's a stupid distinction, I just find it humorous that there even was a mini-debate on the semantics of adult entertainment. "Noogy doesn't draw porn, he draws erotica" is, all things considered, a pretty minor distinction, and the fact that someone has actually thought up classifications and cutoff points for things like his I find a little reasonable, a little sad, and a little funny.

Stijn
Jun 23, 2008, 11:03 AM
I don't know. To me it was like someone talking about the Harry Potter books, calling them a comic. "thought up classifications and cutoff points" is rather exaggerated: I saw the picture and (mentally) immediately put it in the "erotica" box. I haven't been pondering for minutes on what category this drawing falls in.

And, of course, if it was in fact pornography I'd have to delete it even with that black bar on top of it, so I'm sort of obliged to make the distinction ;)

Jerrythabest
Jun 23, 2008, 11:34 AM
So as long as we somehow manage to convince you that a picture is erotica instead of porn we can just turn this subforum (which already has the ideal color scheme for it) into the best bunny <strike>porn</strike> erotica forum ever?

Stijn
Jun 23, 2008, 11:38 AM
No :god:

Fawriel
Jun 23, 2008, 01:17 PM
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en-commons/thumb/6/6b/250px-Venus_de_Milo_Louvre_Ma399_n4.jpg POAARRRRN!

Nonomu198
Jun 23, 2008, 01:20 PM
moar

Xobim
Jun 23, 2008, 01:22 PM
GJ Faw, you just made three Catholics commit suicide!

Fawriel
Jun 23, 2008, 01:24 PM
http://www.milos-island.gr/history/venus.jpg ROCK-HARD NIPPLES BIZNATCH<o>

n00b
Jun 23, 2008, 02:09 PM
you just made three Catholics commit suicide!

Yeah and all Germans are Nazis!

Radium
Jun 23, 2008, 02:59 PM
The Japanese could do it better.

Heretic Bunny
Jun 23, 2008, 03:01 PM
Holy crap I can't stop laughing at this thread.

Speeza
Jun 23, 2008, 03:25 PM
Anyone noticed that the actual threadswhat are funny never are in comedy cafe , yet the ones what are suck a bit. (no offense)

n00b
Jun 23, 2008, 07:29 PM
Yeah, someone had a theory about that which pretty much went "You go in expecting something funny, said expectations ruin a joke that you wanted to be better than it actually is" essentially, every joke would fail even if it was funny. No one even tries there anymore anyway, most of it is unrelenting spam. The only funny CC thread is Sal's Cold Women pictures thread.

Jerrythabest
Jun 24, 2008, 01:41 PM
This statue picture reminds me of a hilarious photograph I took from one of my teachers during a one-week school trip to Greece. He was explaining about a statue in a museum in Athens and somehow I managed to press the little button at exactly the right moment. You're not gonna tell me what he's trying to illustrate with his fingers. It simply can't be what you're thinking. (http://jufsabine.webwideworlds.com/overig/Griekenland%202007%20081.jpg)

Krezack
Jun 24, 2008, 09:35 PM
Lori is hot and sexy.

Oh, I just get so worked up thinking about her!

IJskonIJn
Jun 25, 2008, 01:32 PM
You're not gonna tell me what he's trying to illustrate with his fingers. It simply can't be what you're thinking. (http://jufsabine.webwideworlds.com/overig/Griekenland%202007%20081.jpg)

I totally agree, the ones of the statues are broken.

TUDOR93
Jul 19, 2008, 01:30 PM
Me <3 Lori

TUDOR93
Jul 20, 2008, 04:59 AM
I believed, once, that Jazz Jackrabbit was untouched by the infamous rule 34 (the rule that erotic material exists on every concievable subject). Unfortunately I was wrong. So very wrong. My curiosity has not only led me to discover that such material indeed exists, and that it was also made by the same man who created Lori. At first, I decided such things would be best to be ignored, but now I decided it was finally time to show you. Behold gentlemen, and cower in terror.



























Don't scroll down if you are faint of heart.
































http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r168/Pieman225/Noogyyoutraitor.jpg

There also exists such works on Jazz, Spaz and Eva, but I am completely incapable to censor the picture without covering up the whole picture.



Dis is whack dawg.

Btw ty for the pic :D :D :D :D

Now noogy.com only has some crap about Elysian Tail

Speeza
Jul 26, 2008, 02:17 AM
ahhhhhhhhhhh and i thought the pants one was bad !

DarkB
Aug 5, 2008, 10:16 PM
I cant say if i hate or no lori ....its a character like each other....
Btw i like Spaz ;)
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Speeza
Aug 7, 2008, 09:16 AM
Lori central should be replaced by spaz central :D

Dermo
Aug 7, 2008, 09:23 AM
I definately agree with that. And I think any thread with the word Lori in it should automatically be replaced by the word Spaz.

DarkB
Aug 7, 2008, 09:57 AM
Yea nice ideea Speeza :D.....Spazz rulzzz ;)

Jerrythabest
Aug 8, 2008, 04:28 AM
You guys are bad :( Lori is part of the Jackrabbit family, so I love her just as much as Jazz and Spaz. If you peoples keep talking like that I'm going to download TSF and beat you all with Lori in any level u want >:=(

DarkB
Aug 8, 2008, 05:01 AM
If you peoples keep talking like that I'm going to download TSF and beat you all with Lori in any level u want >:=(
lol...
i like to see that ...:P

Speeza
Aug 8, 2008, 05:06 AM
You guys are bad :( Lori is part of the Jackrabbit family, so I love her just as much as Jazz and Spaz. If you peoples keep talking like that I'm going to download TSF and beat you all with Lori in any level u want >:=(

Thats impossible ^^

DarkB
Aug 8, 2008, 06:01 AM
Even the frog can beat Lori.
lol

Fawriel
Aug 8, 2008, 06:07 AM
Lori is part of the Jackrabbit family, so I love her just as much as Jazz and Spaz.

The Don is pleased, my son.

Jerrythabest
Aug 9, 2008, 06:13 AM
You have a son? Maybe he'll like lori :)

DarkB
Aug 9, 2008, 06:53 AM
He cant like lori....lori is like ROFL :lol:

Speeza
Aug 9, 2008, 02:02 PM
*beep* you bunch of turds , it's not my fault I was born with crappy moves , and put in porn for sick peoples amusement. Look i'm sure If you get to know me you will love me , but this just sucks if spaz was like me and I was like spaz I would rule :D. please give me a chance everyone. - lori

Lori isn't happy :P

DarkB
Aug 9, 2008, 09:04 PM
Lori isn't happy :P
He's very sad xD....Spaz leave her and go to another rabbit women xD

Speeza
Aug 10, 2008, 04:25 AM
He's very sad xD....Spaz leave her and go to another rabbit women xD

Spaz is lori's brother :P

Heretic Bunny
Aug 10, 2008, 01:46 PM
Spaz is lori's brother :P

Incest? Moar liek, WINCEST amrite?

Speeza
Aug 10, 2008, 02:24 PM
Incest? Moar liek, WINCEST amrite?

? k

KRSplat
Aug 11, 2008, 12:33 AM
Here's hoping DrJones never sees this thread...

DarkB
Aug 11, 2008, 12:50 AM
Here's hoping DrJones never sees this thread...
Yea :lol:

Speeza
Aug 11, 2008, 03:17 AM
Here's hoping DrJones never sees this thread...

lol he'd ban everyone from lori central , not that its active really.

Heretic Bunny
Aug 11, 2008, 05:29 AM
lol he'd ban everyone from lori central , not that its active really.

That would be a good thing, this place is pointless anyways.

DarkB
Aug 11, 2008, 07:04 AM
That would be a good thing, this place is pointless anyways.
No is not pointless we discuss about lori here :P and say great things about she :D

Heretic Bunny
Aug 11, 2008, 03:42 PM
No is not pointless we discuss about lori here :P and say great things about she :D

Adding smileys will not help add truth that HERESY! This subforum is going to hell in a handbasket, the only good thing to come of it was "erotica" debate.

Xobim
Aug 12, 2008, 04:44 AM
I agree with Heretic Bunny over here. Lori forum never was a success. In fact, I don't even know why there is a separate forum for Lori and her website, which is practicly dead...

Speeza
Aug 12, 2008, 01:31 PM
Yeah , haze might as well have a section here then.

Jerrythabest
Aug 12, 2008, 01:57 PM
Lori Central is getting worse because of bad threads like this and bad people like you coming there :( Let's close this thread.

Dermo
Aug 13, 2008, 09:50 AM
I think this thread's fine. But Lori Central is a pointless forum. Move everything in there to General Jazz Talk and remove the forum would be the best idea.

Jerrythabest
Aug 13, 2008, 12:35 PM
You think it's fine because you are just as bad :(

Instead of deleting the Lori Central, the admins of this board schould consider Jazz Central, Spaz Central, Devan Central, Eva Central and -most importantly- Tweedle Central. NOT joking

Nonomu198
Aug 13, 2008, 12:47 PM
You think it's fine because you are just as bad :(

Instead of deleting the Lori Central, the admins of this board schould consider Jazz Central, Spaz Central, Devan Central, Eva Central and -most importantly- Tweedle Central. NOT joking

How about a dope centeral.






.....Uh, I mean Dopefish. yah. Dopefish.

Speeza
Aug 13, 2008, 02:33 PM
You think it's fine because you are just as bad :(

Instead of deleting the Lori Central, the admins of this board schould consider Jazz Central, Spaz Central, Devan Central, Eva Central and -most importantly- Tweedle Central. NOT joking

lol i'm not bad. If this thread was so bad then it wouldn't of got this much posts ;p.

Dermo
Aug 13, 2008, 06:23 PM
Jerry has a point too. Instead of removing lori central and transfering post to general jazz talk, they should make 2 new forums. One for Jazz and one for Spaz. And in the future, they should make one for Razz.

Heretic Bunny
Aug 13, 2008, 07:49 PM
Jerry has a point too. Instead of removing lori central and transfering post to general jazz talk, they should make 2 new forums. One for Jazz and one for Spaz. And in the future, they should make one for Razz.

I don't think we need more forums, much less one for someone as obscure as Razz (I don't even know if Razz is a boy or a girl). I like the idea where we merge this with general Jazz talk though.

Dermo
Aug 14, 2008, 05:21 AM
Noah but soon a jazz 3d fan clone will come around which may include razz. when that happens, we should make a forum about razz too.

Xobim
Aug 14, 2008, 05:23 AM
Most of the threads in this forum are semi-serious. To me it sounds like a better idea to create a subforum about the characters and the storyline instead of Lori.
General Jazz talk is more about the game, I think...
Noah but soon a jazz 3d fan clone will come around which may include razz. when that happens, we should make a forum about razz too.Don't count on it...

Dermo
Aug 14, 2008, 05:36 AM
why not?

Heretic Bunny
Aug 14, 2008, 06:40 AM
Because hope is the first step on the road to dissapointment.

NiS
Aug 15, 2008, 02:07 AM
I think, there should be Razz, the blue rabbit instead of her in TSF

Speeza
Aug 15, 2008, 09:28 AM
and a pink rabbit called kazz

Dermo
Aug 15, 2008, 10:00 AM
And i black one called Bazz.

And a White one called Wazz

And a fluorescent one named Fazz

NiS
Aug 15, 2008, 10:07 AM
And i black one called Bazz.

And a White one called Wazz

And a fluorescent one named Fazz

repeated Joke isn't a joke,
btw Speeza, why you don't like Razz?

Nonomu198
Aug 15, 2008, 11:25 AM
And a bourdeaux one, called Barry.

What, can only Lori have a different name?

NovaStar
Aug 15, 2008, 10:13 PM
BOB > barry

NiS
Aug 16, 2008, 07:43 AM
What, can only Lori have a different name?

ok then, what about Red one called Rory and she loves animator Dean Dodrill

TUDOR93
Aug 16, 2008, 12:29 PM
I definately agree with that. And I think any thread with the word Lori in it should automatically be replaced by the word Spaz.

LIES! <3 LORI

DarkB
Aug 20, 2008, 08:59 AM
Yea the name Lori should be replaced with Spaz ;)

Speeza
Aug 20, 2008, 02:17 PM
Wow 5 pages on lori central. Can I get a medal for makeing such a nearly pointless thread and getting loads of replys please :)

DarkB
Aug 20, 2008, 09:25 PM
You get the Gold medal :D ...
Keep it up and u will be like Michael Phelps :lol:

Nonomu198
Aug 20, 2008, 11:07 PM
Wow 5 pages on lori central. Can I get a medal for makeing such a nearly pointless thread and getting loads of replys please :)

Actually, most (all?) of your threads gets lots of posts. But... is it only me or are there 9 pages?

Speeza
Aug 21, 2008, 01:54 PM
:O it says only 5 for me.

Dermo
Aug 22, 2008, 06:01 PM
I have only 5.

Nonomu198
Aug 22, 2008, 10:52 PM
I use (I'm preety sure by default) 20 posts per pages. All the page claiming I see are in place...

Bboy Type7
Aug 22, 2008, 11:21 PM
Wow 5 pages on lori central. Can I get a medal for makeing such a nearly pointless thread and getting loads of replys please :)

haha don't blame urself bro -_^. i would have to say iconguy is responsible for all those major useless posts here.

Jerrythabest
Aug 23, 2008, 03:37 AM
I use (I'm preety sure by default) 20 posts per pages. All the page claiming I see are in place...

that's because the default is 40.

Nonomu198
Aug 23, 2008, 04:02 AM
that's because the default is 40.

Odd. I don't remember changing that.. *changes to 40* everything is so big now ;(. I'm getting it back to 20.



Also (-)(-)(-)(-) Bboy.

ĴèƒŘŷ[ŗĈžƏ]
Sep 3, 2008, 11:30 PM
hey guys can i have a link to some lori hentai? im a big fanof lori u see. and loli too XDDDDDD. hope u wont mock me 4 that. if yoo cant giv the link here than give me ti in private message thanx XD

DarkB
Sep 4, 2008, 01:35 AM
hey guys can i have a link to some lori hentai? im a big fanof lori u see. and loli too XDDDDDD. hope u wont mock me 4 that. if yoo cant giv the link here than give me ti in private message thanx XD
:lol: that was a good one
but dont say here about hentai -.-

Speeza
Sep 4, 2008, 06:21 AM
I think that got him banned. I admire his courage on asking however :p

Nonomu198
Sep 4, 2008, 07:01 AM
I think that got him banned. I admire his courage on asking however :p

I belive it was for the double account.

DarkB
Sep 4, 2008, 11:34 PM
Yea he maked 2 accounts on the same IP.
The other name of him is =kawaii_kitsune= (http://www.jazz2online.com/jcf/member.php?u=5778) which is also banned.

Stijn
Sep 5, 2008, 01:39 AM
Nope, Kawaii Kitsune was a double account of Garnavis (who is close to being banned too).

DarkB
Oct 4, 2008, 08:26 AM
this topic seems to be dead ...

Xobim
Oct 4, 2008, 08:38 AM
Then let it be dead. Or do you want more Lori Hentai posted here???

Campion
Oct 6, 2008, 01:13 AM
All she is , well she's a vein atytemp to add a new player to the game. Her skills suck in online play. And well i hate her looks.
I agree. Lori struck me more as a throwaway character for the the update. Her character looks shrunken compared to Jazz and Spaz and doesn't have any important moves at all. On the subject that jj is a furry friendly game I'd have to disagree. Jazz is the ONLY character that would attract ANYONE to the game as it did with me, since Spaz is hideous to look at anyway. The games cutscenes remind me of loony tunes or something.

DarkB
Oct 6, 2008, 03:52 AM
Then let it be dead. Or do you want more Lori Hentai posted here???
Lol i dont want lori hentai ...huh

C88C88
Oct 20, 2008, 10:26 PM
Ick...*vomits hardcore*

Xobim
Oct 21, 2008, 02:31 AM
Can you vomit Goa-trance as well? I can use some new tracks right now.

R3ptile
Oct 21, 2008, 01:35 PM
lori is unattractive and useless.

C88C88
Oct 22, 2008, 02:30 AM
Can you vomit Goa-trance as well? I can use some new tracks right now.

Can't do that. 8P


I'm finally cured. XD

......
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...................

I might smash my keyboard instead, like that hilarious Angry German Kid.

Altair696
Oct 27, 2008, 04:12 PM
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cheese...

sorry but her is sucks.

NovaStar
Oct 27, 2008, 10:52 PM
liek totally ~_^

DoubleGJ
Oct 28, 2008, 04:06 AM
actually this vid shows her spinkick is pretty nifty

C88C88
Oct 29, 2008, 01:15 AM
*For the people who hate Lori*

Lori Burger, anyone?

Jerrythabest
Oct 29, 2008, 12:13 PM
actually this vid shows her spinkick is pretty nifty

Agreed. Take that, you spazaholics!

C88C88
Oct 30, 2008, 12:47 AM
People who wants to kill Lori:

There's a free Lori Burger for you Lori killers. Enjoy. No disgusting parts.

People who like Lori:

I have no idea. Use Lori's Instant-Death Gun?

Speeza
Nov 1, 2008, 12:26 PM
Btw did I mention I hate lori

C88C88
Nov 1, 2008, 11:44 PM
People who hate Lori:

Read "People who wants to kill Lori"

People who love Lori:

Get rid of DrJones (I think he's dead coz he hasn't updated Lori Central since October 2006!) and give Lori a box of chocolates.

Or...

Ask Lori out when DrJones is dead (I think he is coz he hasn't updated Lori Central since October 2006).

Jerrythabest
Nov 2, 2008, 12:54 PM
People who hate Lori:

Go love Lori.


People who love Lori:

Go play with Lori on your favourite server.


People who neither hate nor love Lori:

Go love Lori.

Fawriel
Nov 2, 2008, 09:52 PM
*goes to love Lori*

Nonomu198
Nov 3, 2008, 05:03 AM
Stop telling us what to do

DoubleGJ
Nov 3, 2008, 05:42 AM
:lori: *hypno* OBEY *hypno* :lori:

DarkB
Nov 4, 2008, 06:46 AM
the thread is alive again :D:D

Speeza
Nov 4, 2008, 10:36 AM
I will like lori when she gets her own moves jerry.

Xobim
Nov 4, 2008, 11:44 AM
:lori: *hypno* OBEY *hypno* :lori:Do you want furries to rule the world???:mad:

Nonomu198
Nov 4, 2008, 12:16 PM
Do you want furries to rule the world???:mad:

Obey, don't question.

Heretic Bunny
Nov 4, 2008, 04:57 PM
For the love of God someone please kill this thread! It gets ressurected on a regular basis!

I regret posting that "erotica" a few pages back. Forgive me please, this was all my fault.

Oh what vile, twisted creation hath my hands wrought?

Nonomu198
Nov 5, 2008, 05:42 AM
I for one blame IconGuy

Speeza
Nov 5, 2008, 11:06 AM
omg guys this thread is the heart of jazz2online and jcf as well as the jdc without it there is no point in jazz2. Plus I really want to see that bitc** lori die. *U*K**G WHO** BI***.

There are honestly many great contributions also

This thread is a world record at getting the most posts in the lori central area. Just look at the beggining. jones will be proud at first but then angry at what it's about. unless he has grew up a bit from likeing lori. Maybe he's gone to another furry forum.

Also a good number of votes.

Jerrythabest
Nov 6, 2008, 06:35 AM
I will like lori when she gets her own moves jerry.

This neat kick is actually her own move (it is very different from what Spaz does). Pressing jump in the air could've done something better, though.


Hmm, interesting. What would Lori do when pressing jump in mid-air, if you could change her moves?

Nonomu198
Nov 6, 2008, 12:02 PM
This neat kick is actually her own move (it is very different from what Spaz does)

how?



About the double jump, she could use her tail to hang onto solid thing (and hooks and such and whatever events) (higher than Spazz's double jump with runing(. That way you get people playing her in special levels, AND make her a little like Samus.

DoubleGJ
Nov 6, 2008, 02:32 PM
how?



About the double jump, she could use her tail to hang onto solid thing (and hooks and such and whatever events) (higher than Spazz's double jump with runing(. That way you get people playing her in special levels, AND make her a little like Samus.
At first I read the hang thing as something among Knuckles' climbing. This would be neat but I can see it allowing tons of levels to be reached out of their boundaries. Well, hanging on the edges was originally intended for JJ2 (as seen in unused sprites), so why not... It's always that one tile higher.

And the difference in her spinkick is that it is notably shorter than Spaz's sidekick, but it can be performed continously one after another, with the possibilty to change direction with each. You can easily decimate tons of enemies on a single platform while dodging attacks with this. It has little use in multiplayer, though.

C88C88
Nov 8, 2008, 12:24 AM
Anybody know what happend to Lori Central? (I know I shouldn't be asking that, but it's been dead for 2 years XD)

I think I'll have a Lori Burger with Cheese and tomato. Yummy.

Speeza
Nov 8, 2008, 10:36 AM
Lori should be able to use shields to her abilty. Like sonic 3 :D.

C88C88
Nov 8, 2008, 04:19 PM
That would be very very swell. Actually, there's already shields in JJ2. Fire, water, electric and laser.

DrJones
Nov 9, 2008, 11:55 PM
That's quite enough.