View Full Version : The Joke Thread

Jun 11, 2001, 03:41 AM
If anyone wants to submit a random joke, any kind of joke at all that would make people laugh, then this is the place to be!

Why did MR MAGOO stare at the juice container for 2 hours?

Answer: Because it said concentrate! http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

Violet CLM
Jun 11, 2001, 02:01 PM

Look under the second question.

Jun 12, 2001, 12:16 AM
i better not tell any joke, my last one was deleted http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

Batty Buddy
Jun 13, 2001, 01:00 PM
Que Passa!!!!

What do you call a little green irish humanoid creature that sells you a broken radio for your life savings?

A lepriconartist

What do you get when you mix a crocodile with an abiloani?

A crock of baloney

Who was the worst ever captain of the starship Enterprize?

Kames Jerk

What do you call two porqupines in love?

A prickly pair

What do you call a pacidurm that sings?

Ele PhantsJerrold

Coming soon, 10 ways to tell your an idiot.

Jun 15, 2001, 01:03 AM
Ways to tell you've been in band too long...

1) You can measure the BPM of your favorite songs.

2) You think a trombone would go nice with Korn.

3) When you sleepwalk you act like your practicing.

4) Any number past 8 is irrelevant

5) The letter H does not exist.

6) You have nightmares with band songs as the background music.

7) Your mouth looks more muscular than your arm.

8) You can play Tunbridge meadows on a comb.

9) You are unable to read this one since it is number 9.

10) ditto.

uhh, I Killed it! HORRAY!

I had an e mails of these once, wihs I could actually find it.

Jun 15, 2001, 04:54 PM

Jun 16, 2001, 01:03 PM
uuhh, lets see...

A horse walks into a bar and says hey.


Jun 20, 2001, 06:27 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA-Ahem. Yes. Well. Hi, I'm leaving. . . .

Aug 17, 2001, 01:36 PM
Here's one I got from a comic in the newspaper.

Yoda to Luke Skywalker: Yes, young Jedi, I too sense a disturbance in the Force. Mabye you should go easier on those burritos from the darkside!

Aug 17, 2001, 02:00 PM
A duck walks into a bar and says "Bartender, I'd like a beer."

The bartender said he doesn't serve animals and asks him to leave.

A duck walks into a bar and says "Bartender, I'd like a beer."

The bartender said he doesn't serve animals and asks him to leave.

A duck walks into a bar and says "Bartender, I'd like a beer."

The bartender said that if the duck doesn't leave, he'll nail the duck's beak on the counter.

A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Bartender, got any nails?"

The bartender shook his head.

"Ok, I'll buy a beer."


Violet CLM
Aug 17, 2001, 03:03 PM
Been posted on this messageboard before, Gen<strike>EX</strike>.

Aug 17, 2001, 03:33 PM
Actually, the duck asks for grapes, not beer http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif So I heard

Aug 17, 2001, 06:57 PM

Aug 17, 2001, 10:02 PM
Vewy funny, Shade. <s>YOUR</s> Our brother told us that one.

Aug 18, 2001, 06:19 AM
Quote from the Muppet Movie:

I don't now where I'd be if frogs couldn't hop...

Probably Gone with the Schwin...

~Kermit, looking down on his bike that just got run over by a steamroller

Sep 11, 2001, 10:11 AM
How can you make an idiot curious?

-I'll tell you next week.

ok, that's an old one, i know...