1. You believe rabbits carry guns.
2. You name your pet rabbit Jazz.
3. You grab a machine gun, go to the zoo, and gun down all the turtles in the tropical house.
4. You think anyone with glasses on is Devan in disguise.
5. You go to the Sahara Desert, and call it Deserto.
6. You have posters of Lori on the walls of your room.
7. You single-handedly make JJ3.
8. You paint your skin green, go outside naked wearing only a backpack and bandana, and shoot people with a rifle.
9. You have EVERY version of Jazz. (JJ1, JJ2, JJ3 beta, the Holiday Hare series, TSF)
10. When hurt, you refuse all treatment, and eat a carrot, expecting to recover.
11. You attempt to sue Nintendo, saying King Bowser is a blatant ripoff of Devan.
12. You actually believe Jazz came before Sonic.

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