22)When someone asks you how good something is, you give them a very distinct and clear review, and give them a number.
23)Your name is Trafton.
24)You have over 200 MB in Jazz2 stuff on your HD.
25)J2O is always the first place you go when you go online.
26)Whenever you see a precious stone, you are set on getting 100 of them.
27)Whenever you see a blue or red flag, you grab it screaming "I GOT THE FLAG!!"
28)Fooruman is your god.
29)When you buy a new gun, you try to put TNT in it, and you complain that it doesn't shoot TNT out.
30)If you grab a big shiny "1-up" then you get to live another life.
31)Whenever you're not at J2O, you're playing JJ2.
32)Whenever you're not playing JJ2, you're at J2O.
33)When you're looking for fun, you go to the nearest carrot patch and shoot multicolored rabbits.
34)You tried making a frog kiss a blue rabbit.
35)Everyone on your MSN/AIM/ICQ list plays Jazz.
36)You own more than one copy of JJ2. (JJ2/TSF are not the same copy.)
37)You often shout out "T" before you say anything to someone.
38)When you eat a carrot, sometimes you try to twirl your ears and fly.
39)When you want to whisper something, you say "Shift T!"
40)You have answered yes to at least 10 of these.



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