Ancoysnd froze, allowing the running gag police to drag him along with greater ease. True, the timeline he had encountered BeBop Cola machines in had been erased in some weird method, but the subconscious of his subconscious was telling him they were to be bewared of.
Evidently, there was little hope of running away in that direction, and most other directions were covered by the two running gag police. But which direction was the machine in? Being dragged along the ground, he was unable to see it, so no matter which direction he tried to make a break in, he might run into it.
Of course, he wondered, can a cola machine move? He knew they were to be bewared, but no specifics. The worst it could do, he reasoned with himself, was shoot soda cans at him.
"Hello, consumer, yes hello, consumer, bah bup bada bah, BeBop Cola!" came again, to reassure Ancoysnd that it was still there. And.. it was the same volume. Apparently the thing, somehow, could move after all.
Tied up in gum, dangerous cola machine on one side, muscular running gag police on two others. Ancoysnd was quite at a loss for plans..
..but then it struck him. The perfect idea. Why hadn't it occured to him before?

"LESS FILLING!" screamed Batty, for no apparent reason, as the argument began to subside. As 'Faceless' Jim Bobo had predicted, none of them really remembered what it had been about, even Derald and Donald, whose rally flag had been torn to shreds and eaten.
"Hey, Hesheit, you ok?" asked Ducky, worridly, as the afore mentioned name climbed out from under the cherry table.
"No." groaned Hesheit, convulsing. "I landed on my injured arm, and now it's injured, only more so."
"Here I come to shave the day!" was heard from outside, as ULTRA NURSE! ran in, with a makeshift cape made of stiched together bandages. "Who's the invalid?"
"He is." said Slayer, pointing at Hesheit.
"She is." said Cobra, pointing at Hesheit.
"It is." said BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ, pointing at Hesheit.
"Hesheit is." said Kovu, pointing at.. oh, you get the idea.
"Say no more!" cried ULTRA NURSE!, and in a moment was at the paitent's side. "How'd you get so injured?"
"I was in a fight with some Giant Evil 3D Lizards that turned into a football match." said Hesheit, matteroffactedly.
"..... and how did it get worse?" asked the questioner, after deciding it was best not to persue the original line of inquiry.
"I was hit.. under this table. And I landed on my arm."
"I see." said ULTRA NURSE!, nodding her head understandingly. "What hit you? Hernia?"
"No.." said Hesheit, pointing at Ducky, who had admittedly gone a little wild during the argument. "her.. knee. Ugh."
"That's what I said." said ULTRA NURSE!, and then to the others, "Brain damage, too.
"Well, looks like you're out of commission for a while. Unless.."
There was a forboding silence, but Cobra kicked it out, because it was underage.
"I've got this new potion which is supposed to cure injuries such as this, but it's never been tested." said ULTRA NURSE!, musingly. "Want to try it, or let the arm heal on its own?"
There was a dramatic pause, who had aquired some ID and was thus allowed to stay for the needed period.
"Ok." said Hesheit, and downed the potion. Then everything went funky-swirly..