"...yes, one can safely become unlizarded." said ULTRA NURSE!, amazingly at the same time as Hesheit revived.
Hesheit had an inkling ULTRA NURSE! wasn't mentioning something here, but he/she/it didn't want to be a lizard forever (the 'Taverners might get accused of hypocrisy, attacking giant evil 3D beserk lizards, but not former companion camoflauge lizards). "Ok, I'll try that, then. Does it taste any better then the previous one?"
"I donsht know whot yur talkongs aboutsh!" cried BBoy, drunkenly. "Thatsh GRIT stuff!" He attempted to reach for another bottle of the lizard formula, but ULTRA NURSE! stopped him firmly, before handing another bottle to Hesheit's nigh-invisible lizard form. "Here you go. It should taste like a combination between rose petals and barbed wire."
This last part was obviously calculated to make Hesheit love it, but it didn't work. In the end, he/she/it drank it in a cup of pepper juice, so as to dilute the flavor, but hopefully not the effect.
Everything went swirly-funky, and when he/she/it got back, it was clear he/she/it was no longer a lizard. Hesheit had turned into a small racoon, which ULTRA NURSE! scooped up (I needed a new sidekick.." and flew away with, to bravely bandage what no nurse had bandaged before.
"Whatsh happened?" asked BBoy's voice, from the counter. BBoy did not appear to be there, however, adding to the confusion.
"Uhhh.. BBoy! Where'd you go?" asked DDay, trying to sort things out.
"Nowheres! I'm shtill right hire!"
The 'Taverners, perplexed, began looking around in dark corners, and such, until Ducky bumped into BBoy, who was still in front of the counter, only invisible.
"Oh no.. just how much of that lizard formula did you drink?" asked Ducky, worridly. After all, invisible people could steal drinks without anyone noticing.
"Two bottlsh!" cried BBoy's invisible voice, exuberantly. "Itsh gets 12 out off 9!"
And while they were wondering about what to do with an invsible drunken rabbit, BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ spoke up. "Ok, everyone. So BBoy's invisible. But the more pressing matter is that we need a new bartender!"
There was a low murmur as everyone digested this fact, agreed, and decided they had obviously thought of it first and BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ was stealing their idea.
"And so, I purpose, to see who shall be the new bartender... a CONTEST!" cried BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ. There was a small cheer from the 'Taverners, and BBoy's invisble form slid off the barstool, unconscious.
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