Prologue
In the never ending quest for World Peace, world leaders have attempted to create a world of Pascifism, but had failed. Now, a group of scientists thought that they had made World Peace.
Scientist: Hmm, ah ha! I think it's almost done.
Assistant: What's almost done?
Scientist: Well I think I have almost created World Peace!
Assistant: What, that's impossible. How?
Scientist: Well one more thing is essential before this is possible.
Assistant: And what's that?
Scientist: Sigh, I have to download a certain program, which will give me the available files I need.
Assistant: Oh.
Scientist: Ok, found the site... Now I just need to download these runtime files.
(2 minutes later)
Scientist: Yes! Thank the creation of cable modems, it's done! Ok the program is ready. Tommorow we will release it! Now you wanted to know how, right? Well, I somehow wrote a program to destroy all nuclear weapons and all weapons ever made. This program will also talk to the world leaders, and will come up with ways to stop war, as we know it!
Assistant: Wow! That sounds great. Ok tommorow, yawn. I'm turning in for the night.
Scientist: Yeah me too. Tommorow the world will have peace at last!
Well all seemed like it was going well. It seemed to me that those scientists were really going to achieve what many people have failed to achieve, World Peace!
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