PART 4: YOBOMAN IS BACK

6:30 PM, IN SERVER, “JDC BR PREGAME.”

THECAPTANRAZOR joined the game
THECAPTANRAZOR: HI
EvilMike DM: Hi.
MaGoo DM: Hi
Violet CLM joined the game
THECAPTANRAZOR: HI I AM CAPTAN RAZOR
EvilMike DM: You misspelled “Captain”.
Violet CLM: Hi. What event is this?
EvilMike DM: The event will be Bank Robbery.
THECAPTANRAZOR left the game
EvilMike DM: I wonder if he is Mazin.
MaGoo DM: Could be.
THECAPTAINRAZO joined the game
Violet CLM: Wb
THECAPTAINRAZO: U HACKED MY NAME
THECAPTAINRAZO: OMG EVIL MIKE U HACKE DME
THECAPTAINRAZO: JUST LIKE U DID IN ARE DUEL
EvilMike DM: Shut up, Yoboman.

A few months after the sudden disappearance of Yoboman, he returned. The sudden return was unexpected, as most people figured he left, hopefully for good. I happened to be the first one to notice that he was back, as unlucky as I was that day in my server, and I was also sad to find out he was still a JDC member.

THECAPTAINRAZO: OK, U FOUND OUT
EvilMike DM: Wow, he used a comma.
Violet CLM: Wow.
MaGoo DM: Cool.
THECAPTAINRAZO left the game
EvilMike DM: Let’s all hope he does not come back.
SpottyDM joined the game
YOBOMAN joined the game
YOBOMAN: SPOTTY DUEL ME
SpottyDM: Aahhh foo
SpottyDM left the game
EvilMike DM: Stupid yoboman scaring away the players
YOBOMAN left the game
MaGoo DM: Heh
SPOTY DM joined the game
EvilMike DM: Please don’t bother me. Join with your normal JDC name.
SPOTY DM roasted Violet CLM
EvilMike DM: First warning.
SPOTY DM: I AM SPOTTY
EvilMike DM: If you insist.

14 minutes later…

SPOTY DM: I AM SPOTTY
EvilMike DM: Yes, you told me that.
DizZy DM: Heh.
Trafton CC: Is he real?
EvilMike DM: No.
SPOTY DM: YES I AM FOOL
MaGoo DM: You mean foo
SPOTY DM: GRR IM TAKING U OUT OF MY HOTLE
SpottyDM joined the game
SpottyDM: k im bak : P
SpottyDM: asdgdfhkhj;l
SpottyDM: fooooo
SPOTY DM: DUEL ME SPOTTY
EvilMike DM: Yoboman, please join with your normal JDC name.
SPOTY DM: I AM SPOTTY
EvilMike DM: -1
SPOTY DM roasted UrJazz
DizZy DM: Please rejoin and use the name Yoboman.
SPOTY DM: NO MAKE HIM DO IT HE IS A CLONE
EvilMike DM: -2
SPOTY DM left the game
SpottyDM: lol ;P
MaGoo DM: Heh
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EvilMike DM: Stupid jazztool.

Yoboman did not return. I was glad. The JDC event was able to continue as planned, and we had a good game of Bank Robbery. Blue won 53-42. That was actually a really good job for red, considering they don’t win often. We were into our second game, when Yoboman joined. The banlist must have been cleared when the pregame closed.

7:41, IN SERVER, “JDC BR EVENT.”

YOBOMAN joined the game
Red team scored a point
Red team scored a point
Red team scored a point
DizZy DM: Woo
Red team scored a point
Red team scored a point
Red team scored a point
SpottyDM: foo
Red team scored a point
SpottyDM: foo
SpottyDM: foo
SpottyDM: foo
SpottyDM: foo
SpottyDM: foo
[EvilMike DM]: We have over 83 points spoy. We will win.
YOBOMAN: CHEATERS!
[EvilMime DM]: Wait, he is on blue. Never mind.
YOBOMAN: YES I AM ON BLU EIDIOT
Violet CLM roasted EvilMike DM
YOBOMAN: OMG RED CHEATED
YOBOMAN: WHERE IS THE FLAG
Red team scored a point
SpottyDM roasted Trafton CC
EvilMike DM: This is BR.
YOBOMAN: ?
EvilMike DM: Anyone here want to explain?
Spotty DM roasted YOBOMAN
(10 seconds pass)
YOBOMAN: YES
Red team scored a point
EvilMike DM: I guess not
SpottyDM: ;P
YOBOMAN: HOW DO I GET COINS
YOBOMAN: WHAT IS THIS BAR
YOBOMAN: WHERE IS MY BASE
YOBOMAN: STOP SHOOTING ME I AM CHATTTING
DizZy DM roasted YOBOMAN
YOBOMAN: [censored]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
EvilMike DM: -1
YOBOMAN: FU IM LEAVING
YOBOMAN left the game

The rest of the event was rather uneventful. I won.

Final score of event:
EvilMike – 30
Spotty – 30
UrJazz – 23
Violet – 12
DizZy – 12
Trafton – 12
Black Ninja – 6
Yoboman – negative 3


End of part 4