-Pie is a sacret being
-People who worship me are trustworthy
-Look oneway before crossing the street
-If there is a keep out sign, it means the opposite
-Always kick people with kick me signs
-Play Jazz 2 while driving your car on a highway
-Try parachuting without the parachute

See how useful those tips are

If you do them and dont come back alive..................
*Runs down stairs and boards a plane to Australia and changes name to fde9tyethohd.*

Blame the pencil