Remember n00bs, that there is a 2% chance that everybody will hate you. j/k

Also for some serious advice: my first posts were very dumb. (my bro gave me a heads up, ain't he just so cruel?) They were trying to be humorous but failed and my posts were out of place, but then I discovered a secret: killing yourself. Thats right, when you kill yourself in your posts you A), spare yourself the embarasment of whatever the rest of your post might have said and B), are actually humorous sometimes(trust me, I came up with some pretty creative ways to die) plus C), you save yourself a good deal of typing.
Heres an example:

Yes I totaly agree with everything Roseta just said. As a matter of fact she has now officially become my role model. Thank you for saving new-bies everywhere! Your post was so comforting.
My favorite part of your post was when you said;"If everyone ignores you repeat your phrase or question 5 times till you get a reply, Leave a gap between messages until your message is gone off the screen..."*dies*

Normally you could come up with something more creative, and/or fitting, but thats just an example. Later my posts improved and now they are fine and normal(Or actualy quite wacky, but the deffinition of normal changes depending on the community )
Also end the post after you die or seriously injure yourself in your post. Hope this helps.