Que Passa!!!!
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As long as we don't find a trademark for Jazz Jackrabbit Happy Meal toys, I think I'll be fine
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(Announcer voice) For a limited time get a Sparking Jazz...
(Points to a figurine of Jazz that shoots sparks from his gun. one of the sparks lands on the table. The table instantly burst into flames.)
... Exploading Spaz...
(Points to a stick of TNT crudely dolled up to look like... Something that kind of resembles Spaz... if he was a tube with eyes and red pocket lint stuck on... and if you squinted reeeeeeeal hard... One of the sparks from Sparking Jazz lands on the fuse, which begins to sputter.)
And Do-nothing-lump-of-plastic Devan
(Points to an immovable unposable blob of plastic that looks like Devan... It also looks like it was made by a drunken blind monkey who was born without thumbs... Sparking Jazz's sparks land on Devan's head, causing it to melt.)
One free in each Crappy meal.
(Exploading Spaz explodes. McDonalds goes up in flames. A two-toed sloth carrying a gun comes onto the sight of the burning resturant.)
Sloth: (slight Jamakian accent.) Well... My job here is done... Who's up for nachos?
(note: the sloth is a personal in-joke. Don't worry if you don't get it, I just had to include it.)
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"I must be the personification of the rage to live,
hit me, dunk me, insult me, I'll still hang in there...
...I wonder why..."
-Howard the Duck
Proud to be the 100th, 600th, 666th, and 1000th poster in the "Slime the Poster above you" thread...
Even though I had to cheat... Thank you, The Cheat.
(RIP William Hanna)
"I claim Page 4 in the name of my sexy female self."
-Radium.
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