Name the city where Spaz goes and win a No-Prize.


>RESTORE
Your game has been sucessfully restored.
(0) errors occured while restoring it.

>GO INTO ROOM ON OTHER SIDE
Gone.
You are standing in the middle of a large bedroom. A doorway goes through one of the walls, and a still torn matress lays on the floor next to you. An empty bed can also be found in an examination of the room, as well as a bookcase which seems newly installed.

>PICK UP NEWLY INSTALLED BOOKCASE
You fail.

>LOOK AT NEWLY INSTALLED BOOKCASE
The top shelf consists mainly of books, the middle shelf contains a bunch of random objects, the bottom shelf is empty, and there are no shelves below the bottom shelf, strangely enough.

>LOOK AT BOOKS
They are called "The Cold Return", "101 ways to jump high for those who can't", "Study in Maroon", "Toejam Tales" and "The Wizard of Oz".

>READ WIZARD OF OZ
Wrong story. Forget I even mentioned that one.

>READ TOEJAM TALES
That sounds like something Spaz would do.

>NON-CAPSLOCK TEXT, I AM SPAZ.
Call me Parser. Anyway, you made your point.
You settle down on top of the torn mattress, and read "Toejam Tales". It is a series of stories about how the anicent spirts of Toejam save the lives of many innocents and finally have the showdown with the forces of asprin.

>PUT BACK TOEJAM TALES
You put back Toejam tales, which flutters its pages at you in annoyance.

>EAT TOEJAM
There is none. Besides, you're still full from the banquet.

>STUDY IN MAROON
You have nothing to study, let alone a method of coloring yourself.

>SCREAM
WHOOPEE!!

>LOOK AT RANDOM OBJECTS
They seem to be five tiny carrots, a dangerous sheep, a dangerous gun, and a key with the nametag "End of Game".

>THANK FROGS
The frogs smile happily.

>EAT FROGS
There are none.

>TAKE ALL
Books: Taken
Carrots: Taken
Sheep: Taken
Gun: Taken
Key: Taken
No contents of bottom shelf: Taken

>PUT BACK BOOKS
You put the books back on the top shelf, which is where they came from.

>INVENTORY
You are carrying the following objects:
5 Tiny carrots
Dangerous Sheep
Dangerous Gun
Key to End of Game
No contents
No hunger

>GIVE NO CONTENTS TO FROGS
There are no frogs, there is only Zuu-..Spaz.

>GIVE NO CONTENTS TO ZUU-..SPAZ
You already had them.

>LEAVE ROOM, FIND KITCHENS
You are now in the kitchens. Head Cook Dingo has left, the pot of stuff has left.. in fact, pretty much everything left, not counting the cupboards and stuff.

>USE KEY TO END OF GAME ON DOOR
The door left, too. You should try to find it again.

>SCREAM
WHOOPEE!!

>WHO AM I?
You are Spaz. Your favorite color is Imaginary. Your quest is to find the End of the Game.

>I THOUGHT AS MUCH.
Why?

>WHY?
Because you thought as much.

>FIND END OF GAME
If it was that easy, it wouldn't be your quest.

>CHANGE UNIVERSES
Are you sure?

>SAVE
Game saved.

>YES
Yes, what?

>YES, I AM SURE
Are you REALLY sure?

>YES, I AM REALLY SURE
Don't say I didn't ask you!
There is a pop, a whoosh of lack of air, and you find yourself standing somewhere in another universe.

>LOOK AROUND
You are standing in the middle of a green landscape, but it is not Carrotus, Diamondus, or any world you know. Everything seems even more cartoony then usual, somehow, and very little moves.

>LOOK AT ME
You are Spaz.. I think. You are a cartoon rabbit in red, with little boots on all four paws.

>INVENTORY
You are carrying the following items:
5 Tiny carrots
Dangerous Sheep
Dangerous Gun
Key to End of Game
No contents
No hunger

>DROP NO CONTENTS
Ok, you don't drop any contents.

>SCREAM
You make a small rabbit noise.

>WALK EAST
You hop along east. The countryside changes as you move along.

>HOP EAST UNTIL SOMETHING INTERESTING HAPPENS
You're really stingy with your time.
Suddenly, you come to a large pool. There is a sign next to it, and you notice you can still read in this universe.

>READ SIGN
It reads "Spring of drowned human"

>LOOK AT SPRING OF DROWNED HUMAN
It looks like a spring. A very safe one, in fact.

>SWIM
Forgetting that the type of rabbit you seem to be now can not swim, you leap into the pool, boots and all. Suddenly, your body feels different.

>IGNORE BODY, SWIM
You swim around, having a wonderful time.
Something you are ignoring feels different.

>SWIM UNTIL BORED
I'm bored, though I don't know about you.

>GET OUT OF SPRING
You climb out of the spring, and it is now you notice why your body felt different. You have turned into a cartoon human!

>SCREAM
AGGGHH!!!!!

>LOOK AT ME
You are a naked cartoon human wearing a boot on each hand and foot. You also have a collection of odd items peacefully laying around in your very red hair.

>SCREAM
AGGGHH!!!!!

>RUN AWAY FROM SPRING
You run away from the spring, not caring which direction you go, as long as it takes you away from that scary place.

>RUN UNTIL SOMETHING ELSE INTERESTING HAPPENS
You run and run and run. Eventually, you come to what appears to be more of a city, but this is not interesting enough, so you do not stop running. You pass a black pig with a yellow bandana on. You only stop, in fact, when you run into a cartoon female human with eyes even bigger then yours when you were a normal rabbit.

>APOLGIZE
You say you're sorry, but she obviously does not understand. She then notices your lack of clothing, shouts a word in some other language, and whacks you with a mallet that appeared out of nowhere. You go flying into orbit.
You are running out of air.

>CHANGE BACK TO OLD UNIVERSE
Are you sure?

>YES. HURRY UP.
Are you really sure?

>YES!
Ok.
Suddenly, you find yourself back in the room you awoke in at the start of this whole thing.

>LOOK AT ME
You are Spaz.
You are a red rabbit with no clothes on other then a pair of boots you evidently slept with.

>THANK FROGS AGAIN
They smile widely.

>GIVE FROGS NO HUNGER
There still aren't any frogs.

>EAT NO HUNGER
You aren't hungry.

>GO TO BANQUET ROOM
You do that. When you consider your earlier inability to even walk a hallway, you have been greatly improving your endurance.
Lori is here.
Eva is here.
Jazz is here.
Work is here.
Mario is here.
Amy is here.
Various other rabbits who are listening to Jazz's speech are here.

>LISTEN TO JAZZ'S SPEECH
You join the rabbits and listen intently while he drones on and on.

>THROW ROTTEN TOMATO AT JAZZ
You see no rotten tomato.

>JAZZ, BOO
You boo him, but the crowd hushes you and he continues talking.

>CROWD, WHERE IS END OF GAME?
You get hushed again.

>FIND LORI
After pushing a lot of other rabbits, much to their annoyance, you come upon Lori, who looks rather bored.

>LORI, WHERE IS END OF GAME?
She looks at you, blinks, and says "At a small door somewhere in the third city level."

>THANK LORI
"You're welcome."

>FIND SMALL DOOR SOMEWHERE IN THE THIRD CITY LEVEL
That would be cheating.

>JJNXT
That would Really be cheating.
Jazz's speech winds to a close, and Eva calls for you to give your speech as Jazz steps down from the platform he was standing on.

>STAND ON PLATFORM
You stride majestically through the parting crowd and stand on the platform.

>GIVE SPEECH
You're not getting through this that easily.

>GET THROUGH IT EASILY
Just give them a speech, ok?

>CROWD, I AM SPAZ.
Some of them cheer.

>CROWD, CHEER FOR ME.
To get it over with, they cheer loudly.

>TAKE CHEERS
You deftly grab their cheers and store them somewhere in your fur.

>CLEAR THROAT
You turn your throat transparent.

>SAVE
Good thinking. Saved.

>CROWD, I AM JAZZ'S BROTHER AND I LET HIM OUT OF JAIL WHEN THE QUEEN THREW HIM IN THERE AND I GOT NO CREDIT FOR IT WHATSOEVER.
Jazz turns the same color as you.

>CROWD, JAZZ WAS RUNNING AROUND AND HE MET A GIANT TURTLE, AND I SAVED HIM FROM IT, AND I GOT NO CREDIT FOR IT WHATSOEVER.
Jazz whistles. The crowd applauds.

>CROWD, DEVAN'S TIME MACHINE BLEW UP AND EVA'S GEM WENT FLYING, AND I CAUGHT IT SO IT DIDN'T GET SCRATCHED. AND I GOT NO CREDIT FOR IT WHATSOEVER.
Jazz can take no more of this. He marches back to the platform and grabs the mike before you continue.

>TAKE BACK MIKE
There is no Back Mike here.

>TAKE MIKE FROM JAZZ
You grab it back, and so ensues a tug of war, each of you giving cheesy fake smiles to the crowd most of the time. You drop the cheers in the process.

>EAT MIKE
There you go! You quickly swallow the mike and burp.

>GIVE NO HUNGER TO JAZZ
Ok, you don't make Jazz hungry.
Jazz stares at you.

>LEAVE BANQUET ROOM
You serenely leave the banquet room, having delivered your message to the adoring masses. Behind you, Lori takes the platform, and tries to calm everyone down.

>LAUGH
You chuckle insanely.

>SAVE
Saved.

>EXIT
Ok.




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