>SHOOT SELF
You are now dead. Quit/Restore?

>SHOOT YOU
Quit/Resto... hey! That's not nice!

>SO?
You shot me! I'm telling!

>HOO DEAR...
...

>BECOME L33T
You are currently dead. Quit/Restore?

>WE JUST WENT THROUGH THIS.
I realize that. It ended up with me getting shot.

>YOU'RE PUSHING MY PATIENCE.
Am I going to get shot again?

>YES.
>Run away

>...

Note: The words under ">YES." are supposedly said by the game, not you (hence the uncapitalized text). It's supposed to be doing an action, such as... well... running away.

Blarg.

btw, UR, if you ment the guy from CSI (Crime Scene Investigation, not Counter-Strike Island, silly!)... that's Worrek, not Work. Nice try though.