One word:
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WHY THE *BEEP* DID THEY DO THIS?
I SO LOVED THE IDEA OF PLAYING EVA IN THA GAAAAAAAAME!!!!!!
KILLING EVIL GUYS WITH A LADY,EVEN A ROYAL ONE!!!!!!!!!!
SHE'D PROLLY HAVE BEEN ONEA THOSE MEGA_GIRLS WHO KICK MUSCLE-PACKED BADDIES' BUTTS IN FUNNY ACTION MOVIES!!!!!!
*cries on*