*puts on long hair wig*
*puts on dress*

{highvoice}
Hi. I'm Jewelheartflowerprincesscandycaneicecream. I'm new here. I have a character name girlygirl, and I based her off of Elijah Wood, because he is soooo hot. Okay. Okay, now I'm going to go look so good. Goodbye.
{/highvoice}

*Takes off disguise*

Whew! It's hot in that dress.

*Leaves*