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Dec 25, 2002, 04:10 PM
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CHAPTER 2: trouble

They started off towards the portal. Along the way, they saw Fawriel carrying a large crate. Acid looked at the writing on one side.
“Pu edis siht? What’s that supposed to mean?” He asked. Fawriel Looked at Acid, terrified. “I’m just kidding! It’s right side up.”
“Don’t do that, okay? I might drop it. And I don’t think ol’ Wizard of Odds would be happy to hear that his new supercomputer didn’t make it to his office. Whew, this is heavy!”
Fawriel set the crate down. Acid laughed. “You know, you should start charging people! You’d be rich!”
Fawriel gave Acid a playful punch on the cheek. “You know I only do this for my buddies!” He started to lift up the crate again, when Foo walked over.
“Can Foo help?”
“NO.” said Acid promptly, before Fawriel could react, or Foo could take the silence as a yes. Foo looked at Acid, his eyes ballooning up.
“Pweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?”
“NO.”
“Why not?” asked Fawriel, who was confused about the whole thing.
“Foo helping you carry that box is like insuring a nuke to hit this very spot. I wouldn’t recommend it.” Acid answered, swinging an arm outwards to block Foo’s way to the crate. “Well, see you at the portal!”
“Bye!”

Acid, Electrik and Foo continued.
“Good friend, huh?” Electrik asked.
“Yeah, you could say that,” replied Acid.
A little ways later, they ran into Batty Buddy. Not literally.
“Que passa!!!”
“Hi, Batty Buddy! What’s up?” Acid said.
“FOO LIKESH BATTY BUDDYISH!!!” Foo ran over to Batty Buddy, and gave him a big hug.
Acid looked at Batty Buddy. “You know him?”
“No,” replied Batty Buddy.
Acid shrugged. “Come on Foo, we need to get to the portal.”
Electrik looked at Batty Buddy’s backpack. “Are you ready?”
Batty Buddy grinned. “Sure!” I’ve got food,” he pulled a rubber chicken out of his backpack, “sleeping bags,” he pulled a bomb with a lit fuse out of his backpack, which Foo promptly snatched, and examined it in the few seconds time before it exploded in his face, “and stuff to do when we’re bored.” The last thing he pulled out was a gun that was bigger than he was. He suddenly realized what he had pulled out. “Um, no, we’re not eating rubber chickens, we’re not sleeping on bombs and we’re not playing with guns bigger than we are!” everyone burst out laughing.

When they got to the portal, they saw everybody else waiting. Foo decided he would greet them.
“QUE PASSA!!!!!!!!!!”
Everybody looked up to see what made the noise. They were expecting Batty Buddy, not this tan rabbit. Foo grinned sheepishly.
“…Well, then. Are we all ready?” asked Jack Flash, who had instinctively pulled out his gun when he heard Foo’s shout. He quickly pocketed his weapon.

They all walked through the portal. Acid looked around. “Something’s not right…” Suddenly, there was a loud wham, a huge pain, and then everything went black.

There. The second chapter.

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