Then, without expectation, a giant fireball came out of nowhere and hit Nobody (That's what he gets for not capitalising his name to distinguish from the pronoun). This was quite suprising for Acid. He seemed to hear a voice in his head... Telling him to come to a tavern to the East. Curious, he climbed into his ship. He turned the keys, and it made a clumping noise, before shooting out some fire and giving out.
"Great, looks like I'll have to go on foot." Acid grumbled. Nobody's injured body was on the ground. "Maybe I should bring him along." he thought, "so I don't feel like I let him die." He decided to bring Nobody, but only if he could call him something not a pronoun, to be less confusing (and disturbing).
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Meanwhile, back at Acids home, Electrik had just set the Coffee Machine on the counter. He sat down, but had the feeling he was being watched. Suddenly, the Coffee Maker liftet off the counter and began to float towards Electrik.
"I am not your enemy Electrik" it spoke in a deep, sooting voice. Electrik was too scared to move.
"I am your friend..." it continued. Electrik was reaching for the gun he kept under the table.
Suddenly, a bringt ray shot from the Coffee Maker, striking Electrik. His eyes began to glow red. "Yess... Yesss..." he began chanting. He lifted the gun and said "worthless humanoid tool", and crushed it with one hand.
Sorry, nobody. You were just moving the plot too fast =P. And I can't be you because I'm intelligent.
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GENERATION 22: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.
<i>"This picture shows me that the gray bird man is just a bully and picks on smaller birds. Just because he has no friends and takes it out on others smaller than him to look good. I can see in the parrats eyes that it does however have a understanding of the gray bird man and is upset about getting cut."</i> - Speeza on cartoon birds.
Last edited by Radium; Dec 26, 2002 at 07:12 AM.
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