The phone company? This topic is now officialy SPAM.

Oh well.

There probably is some spam speech generator they're using, there are no spelling errors. I've never read a book with no errors. I am 100% sure that none of YOU are capable of typing something like that with no errors in your English (although I'm not sure about EvilMike, he might be able to do that.)

Or, maybe, they wrote speeches. That could be it.

(EDIT: After going on #jj2 for about 1 sec, I learned the URL of a certain website, and feel like ruining some fun. http://hugin.sigusr1.org/~pakin/complaint )