You won't hear about this in the media, but it would be a mistake to believe that an open party with unlimited access to alcohol can't possibly outgrow the host's ability to manage the crowd. In the text that follows, I won't bother discussing the flaws in MadRabb's logic, because she unquestionably doesn't use any logic. Guess what? If we're to effectively carry out our responsibilities and make a future for ourselves, we will first have to clean up the country and get it back on course again. After all, this is not the place to develop that subject. It demands many pages of analysis, which I can't spare in this letter. Instead, I'll just state the key point, which is that I recently heard her tell a bunch of people that the federal government should take more and more of our hard-earned money and more and more of our hard-won rights. I can't adequately describe my first reaction to this notion; I simply don't know how to represent uncontrollable laughter in text.

Although some condescending, grotesque control freaks concede that MadRabb's prank phone calls have served as a powerful weapon with which mad, vicious clods can use lethal violence as a source of humor, they invariably deny that I correctly predicted that MadRabb would rob, steal, cheat, and murder. Alas, I didn't think she'd do that so effectively -- or so soon. Worse yet, she wants to turn a deaf ear to need and suffering. She asserts that she is beyond reproach. That assertion is not only untrue, but a conscious lie. If MadRabb ever claims that she never engages in grumpy, obscene, or wretched politics, we must answer only one thing: "No, the reverse is true."

Her patter is smooth and quite practiced. She can fast-talk you into believing you'd be better off if you participated in her effort to nourish raving ideologies. However, MadRabb's opinions fall apart upon reflection. Let me close by reminding you that MadRabb would have you believe that she has her moral compass in tact.