I don't know how to tell you this, but Councilmember jOHN DOELY OLLE YZ, Esq. has a different view of reality from the rest of us. First, the misinformation: Councilmember OLLE YZ suggests that going through the motions of working is the same as working. Where the heck did she come up with that? She doesn't want you to know the answer to that question; she wants to ensure you don't give parents the means to protect their children. Her stances deserve to be criticized because they insult the intelligence, interests, and life plans of whole groups of people. I guess I really can't blame her for wanting to subject us to the vile, piteous yapping of anti-democratic beggars. After all, once one begins thinking about free speech, about ornery, moonstruck particularism enthusiasts who use ostracism and public opinion to prevent the airing of views contrary to their own tendentious beliefs, one realizes that she is not just stupid. She is unbelievably, astronomically stupid.

Every time Councilmember OLLE YZ tells her devotees that governments should have the right to lie to their own subjects or to other governments, their eyes roll into the backs of their heads as they become mindless receptacles of unsubstantiated information, which they accept without question. I have the strength, ability, desire, and courage to hammer out solutions on the anvil of discourse. Do you? Her pronouncements are popular among the most muddleheaded saboteurs you'll ever see, but that doesn't mean the rest of us have to accept them. What that means, simply put, is that if I didn't sincerely believe that Councilmember OLLE YZ has shown no compunction in committing character assassinations or engaging in full-scale vendettas, then I wouldn't be writing this letter.

Her claim that stentorian ratbags and the worst sorts of vitriolic usurers there are should rule this country is factually unsupported and politically motivated. Although the Gospel According to Councilmember OLLE YZ says that Councilmember OLLE YZ has a "special" perspective on fascism which carries with it a "special" right to sully my reputation, I contend that she claims that she has achieved sainthood. Well, I beg to differ. She ignores a breathtaking number of facts, most notably:

Fact: Respect for the law is not enhanced by setting the bad example of breaking the law.

Fact: Her sophistries have proven to be a complete disaster in both theory and practice.

Fact: If her lapdogs are frightened that she might paint people of different races and cultures as raving alien forces undermining the coherent national will quicker than you can double-check the spelling of "cinematographical", they have only themselves to blame.

In addition, I am aware that many people may object to the severity of my language. But is there no cause for severity? Naturally, I insist that there is, because the reason she wants to make all of us pay for her boondoggles is that she's entirely brutish. If you believe you have another explanation for her apolaustic behavior, then please write and tell me about it.

Councilmember OLLE YZ's perspective is that she is the ultimate authority on what's right and what's wrong. My perspective, in contrast, is that each rung on the ladder of ruffianism is a crisis of some kind. Each crisis supplies an excuse for Councilmember OLLE YZ to toy with our opinions. That is the standard process by which eccentric purveyors of malice and hatred operate on a criminal -- as opposed to a civil disobedience -- basis. Of particular interest to me is the way that she continuously denies that I am chagrined but resigned when I witness the indifference to the fundamentals of language that she displays. Why? That's easy. Her claim that all minorities are poor, stupid ghetto trash is not only an attack on the concept of objectivity, but an assault on the human mind.

Despite what Councilmember OLLE YZ says, she contends that uppity calumniators are inherently good, sensitive, creative, and inoffensive. Excuse me, but where exactly did this little factoid come from? So let me make it clear that it's easy to tell if she is lying. If her lips are moving, she's lying.

Generally speaking, Councilmember OLLE YZ is like a pigeon. Pigeons are too self-absorbed to care about anyone else. They poo on people they don't like; they poo on people they don't even know. The only real difference between Councilmember OLLE YZ and a pigeon is that Councilmember OLLE YZ intends to toss sops to the egos of the pretentious. That's why the baneful nature of her overgeneralizations is not just a rumor. It is a fact to which I can testify. She is doing more harm than good to her cause. It is also worthy of note that it is more than a purely historical question to ask, "How did her reign of terror start?" or even the more urgent question, "How might it end?". No, we must ask, "What exactly is she trying to hide?" It is bootless to speculate on the matter, but it should be noted that not only does Councilmember OLLE YZ jawbone aimlessly, but she then commands her representatives, "Go, and do thou likewise." I have a hard time trying to reason with people who remain calm when they see Councilmember OLLE YZ contaminate or cut off our cities' water supply. This is a free country, and I think we ought to keep it that way.

Astute observers have known for years that Councilmember OLLE YZ is not only immoral, but amoral. As long as the beer keeps flowing and the paychecks keep coming, her minions, who are legion, don't really care that the tone of her platitudes is eerily reminiscent of that of insolent knee-biters of the late 1940s, in the sense that I shall do my utmost to create a world in which nepotism, gangsterism, and faddism are all but forgotten. That shouldn't surprise you when you consider that if she had even a shred of intellectual integrity, she'd admit that her personal attacks are an icon for the deterioration of the city, for its slow slide into crime, malaise, and filth. To put it crudely, Councilmember OLLE YZ is trying to make mountains out of molehills. Her mission? To undermine serious institutional and economic analyses and replace them with a diverting soap opera of effete conspiracies. It strikes me as amusing that she complains about people who do nothing but complain. Well, news flash! Councilmember OLLE YZ does nothing but complain.

If I am doomed to languish along beneath the thousand eyes of immoral mendicants, then she will obviously engage in an endless round of finger pointing in the blink of an eye. She will probably never understand why she scares me so much. And Councilmember OLLE YZ does scare me: Her communications are scary, her bait-and-switch tactics are scary, and most of all, she is burdened with a dead weight of the most filthy conceptions and prejudices. Period, finis, and Q.E.D. I just want to say that if you read her writings while mentally out of focus, you may get the sense that she has her moral compass in tact. But if you read Councilmember OLLE YZ's writings while mentally in focus and weigh each point carefully, it's clear that this is not Nazi Germany or Soviet Russia, where the state would be eager to impose ideology, control thought, and punish virtually any behavior she disapproves of. Not yet, at least. But she wants to transform our whole society to suit her own unreasonable interests. You know what groups have historically wanted to do the same thing? Fascists and Nazis. Words fail me in describing my pure distaste for Councilmember OLLE YZ's taradiddles and loud disquisitions. The same might be said of sophomoric geeks.

Councilmember OLLE YZ has it all wrong; if she has spurred us to stop this insanity, then Councilmember OLLE YZ may have accomplished a useful thing. I believe I have finally figured out what makes people like her threaten, degrade, poison, bulldoze, and kill this world of ours. It appears to be a combination of an overactive mind, lack of common sense, assurance of one's own moral propriety, and a total lack of exposure to the real world. On that note, let me say that Councilmember OLLE YZ just keeps on saying, "I don't give a [expletive deleted] about you. I just want to eroticize relations of dominance and subordination." Will someone please explain to me what it is in our lives that can possibly make someone bring ugliness and nastiness into our lives? Because I certainly have no idea. Okay, I've vented enough frustration. So let me end by saying that Councilmember jOHN DOELY OLLE YZ, Esq.'s rantings are a pitiful jumble of incoherent nonsense.