Sorry for reviving this topic.
Que Passa!!!!
Like the subject says, sorry for reviving this topic, however, I just got, played, and beat the game today(It was on sale for only $9.99- a bargin even for a real lousy game, so I figured what have I got to lose?), and I wanted to give my own review:
Graphics: 8/10 (Pretty good) I subtracted a couple of points because 1) I still think they just took Koopa Troopa's heads and put them on storm trooper bodies, and 2) I actually thought the artwork in some of the cutscreens stunk(Also some of the characters look more like MICE then rabbits.). Other then that, it's ok- not really going to light any fires, but at least you can tell what is what.
Gameplay: 5/10 (Average) I found a lot of the guns to be compleatly useless, and Jazz's crazy airial momentum made it near impossible to manuver in tight areas. Also Jazz is nowhere near as fast as he was in Jazz 1 and 2... Guess those pants are chaiffing him a little too much.
All and all, the gameplay kind of reminded me of back when I just plopped Shareware titles into my computer and played all day, so I give it some credit.
Story: 7/10 (Decent) I liked a lot of the jokes, especially the comments Jazz made dissing the whole "Collect all the ______'s" theme that seems to have blossomed into 3D games. Also, some of the 4th wall jokes were worth a chuckel. However, it lost points because it throws us into the middle of a BIGGER story and expects us to know what's going on- NO backstory, NO history, and NO mention on who all these new characters are.
That and they made Spaz lazy- The one character who could be described as anything but lazy, and they make him a chubby deadbeat.
Music/sound: 4/10 (Kind of lame) It got annoying a lot of the time, but then that's what volume control is all about.
All around (Not an average) 6.5/10- Definatly good to kill half an hour... Now, if only Eva were to come in and bean Zoe on the noggin, it would have been perfect...
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