Jazz needs ten seconds to blast a lizard's head off? That's a bit much, don't you think?

One blast should do it, and that would take about a second and a half...

In any case, here's my bit:

Jazz calmly entered the Mad Monkey Jungle. The first thing he realized was that it was quiet. Too quiet.

Disconcertingly quiet.

As Jazz ventured farther in, he noticed that all of the treetop houses which he normally needed to snipe monkeys from were all empty. Nothing swung through the trees... in fact, the only thing on the ground was him.

"Wow. This is going to be ridiculously easy." The words echoed back at him from the seemingly endless jungle of... jungle.

However, not only did it echo back to him, but it also echoed to all of the camouflaged simians, hiding in wait in the treetops, on the jungle floor, and everywhere between... waiting for one signal to attack...