Chris Redfield says: "Whoa! Someone revived the 'possum?" *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM*

'Possum says: "I'm not dead yet. I feel happy! I feel happy!"

*A passing mortician flogs 'Possum over the head and throws him in a cart of dead people* "Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!"

I know, I'm a sick *******