>inv
You are carrying:
Trout(30234)
Pebble(-1)
empty Machine gun

>use trout
you eat one of your trout. You feel less hungry but you are still falling.

>use trout on jet
you eat one of your trout. You feel less hungry but you are still falling.

>use trout on jet engine
you eat one of your trout. You feel less hungry but you are still falling.

>use trout as gas for jet
you stuff one of your trout into the gas port. It explodes, but the oil gives the jet a little more gas.

>land safely
not enough gas.

>use 5 trout as gas for jet
*ERROR!* unknown command!

>use trout as gas for jet
you stuff one of your trout into the gas port. It explodes, but the oil gives the jet a little more gas.

>use trout as gas for jet
you stuff one of your trout into the gas port. It explodes, but the oil gives the jet a little more gas.

>use trout as gas for jet
you stuff one of your trout into the gas port. It explodes, but the oil gives the jet a little more gas.

>use trout as gas for jet
you stuff one of your trout into the gas port. It explodes, but the oil gives the jet a little more gas.

>use trout as gas for jet
you stuff one of your trout into the gas port. It explodes, but the oil gives the jet a little more gas.

>land safely
not enough gas.

>!@#$
*error!* unknown command!

>look around
you are inside a jet. The oil from 6 trouts is burning in the engine behind you. You are rapidly decreasing altitude.
Dashboard is here.
Engine is here.
Parachute is here.

>take all
Dashboard taken.
Engine taken.
Parachute taken.

>eject
you would eject, except for the fact that the dashboard is in your backpack, and you can't reach the button.

>drop dashboard, eject
You get propelled out of the top of the jet.

>use parachute
The parachute opens above you.



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funny, this vehicle has been a helicopter, a jetpack, a boeing, and now it's a jet!