Here's the transcript of the Jazz versus Sonic battle. Yes, it sucks. The next will be better, I promise.

Two of the fastest warriors in the universe face off. Jazz from planet Carrotus and Sonic from planet Mobius. They face off in a grand arena type place.
"You realize you're just me with a gun, right?" Sonic snaps, with an arrogant smirk.
"Is that so? Wanna see what this gun can do, CHUMP?" replies Jazz with a glare.
Sonic attacks first. He dashes forward at Jazz at lightning speed, and delivers a crushing punch. Jazz is sent flying backwards and crashes into a wall. Sonic grins.
"This match is over," he says.
But Jazz pulls himself to his feet, and shoots a look of hatred at Sonic.
"Oh, you did not just do that," hisses Jazz.
Sonic takes off at supersonic speed. Jazz just fires three seeker missiles at Sonic. They begin homing in on the blue hedgehog.
"What the heck?!" cries Sonic as he sees the missiles closing in. There is an explosion. Power Rings go flying everywhere, and Sonic lays unconcious on the ground, defeated. "Don't mess with the jackrabbit. Idiot." sneers Jazz.

THE WINNER:
JAZZ

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