Que Passa!!!!

(Don't Worry: I plan on finishing the last chapter of "M is for the maiming" before I start this story, but I desided to get prepared before I did so...)

I was checking out abandonware recently and meeting a bunch of old videogame pals I haven't seen for a while. Specifically, Cosmo (From Cosmo's Cosmic Adventure) Commander Keen (From Commander Keen) Jill of the Jungle (From... Jill of the Jungle) and Johnny Dash (From Monster Bash.) And as I threw rocks at members of the undead, a rather strange idea came into my head: What if all those old ID, Epic, and Apogee shareware characters got together in a reality TV show reminecent of Survivor(kind of ironic, since I haven't seen an eposode of Survivor in my life... but I HAVE seen parodies, so I think I know enough to make it funny... Expect a lot of "Eating rat" jokes.)...

...HEY, COME BACK HERE! I PROMISE TO MAKE IT GOOD!!!

Anyway, I plan on making it interactive by allowing YOU the readers to vote people off. Also, I'm accepting nominations for vid game characters to compeate. Here are the characters I have so far:

Jazz Jackrabbit (Don't go easy on him just because we're all his fans.)
Commander Keen (He can kick Dexter's butt.)
Cosmo (Can his suction-cup hands keep him from being voted off?)
Johnny Dash (He's a cross between Buffy the Vampire slayer, and Dennis the Menace, for those of you who haven't heard of him.)
Jill of the Jungle (Johnny SAYS he can kick her butt... Now we'll find out for SURE!)

I'm aslo thinking on including Duke Nukem, Halloween Harry, and Hugo(From Hugo's house of horrors, among other games.), but I'll just let you guys deside who gets in. Keep in mind, you can nominate your favorite character, OR villian(Bad guys might keep it interesting...) Just be sure to mention the game that they were featured in so I can do research.