Just as Copper finished her question, a loud yell could be heard outside of the tavern. This was quickly followed by a deafening boom as a lone rabbit crashed through the wooden roof of the tavern and went head-first right through the jukebox. Sparks of electricity flew through the air as the rabbit finally plunged onto the floor opposite of where he first entered, nearly knocking himself out in the process.
"Oh, geez! Defalcon, did you have to open your big mouth about the tavern blowing up?!" Ducky exclaimed. "Because of you, it now has
TWO gaping holes in the roof! On top of that, the jukebox is... or should I say
was... a collector's item!"
"Sorry...."
Just then, the unexpected visitor emitted a low groan of pain. "Ugh. D... Did anyone... get the l-license p-pl-plate number... of that... Schwartzenguard t-that ran... over m-m-me?"
With that, the stranger promptly collapsed.
"Whoever he is, he's delirious. That must have really hurt," Acid stated.
"Well, duh! Of course it had to hurt!" Ducky retorted. "That isn't exactly what I call a gentle landing!"
"Maybe we should help him get up and into a chair," Copper suggested. "At least he'll be off the ground that way."
"Good idea," 4I Falcon replied.
As Copper and 4I proceeded to pick the visitor up, Ducky cleared a spot at a nearby table. As the trio proceeded to set him down, the necklace that he had been wearing broke, causing something to fall to the ground with a thud. Ducky reached down to pick it up, only to find the object to be quite familiar.
It was a medallion... a sapphire-blue medallion, with a relief of a Jaguar etched into it. Ducky reached down and picked it up, still not believing what it was.
"Ducky? Is something wrong?" Copper questioned.
Ducky continued looking at the object. "This medallion..." she began, "only one person I know of has a medallion like this."
"Who?"
"Elias, is that really you?!"
When Ducky didn't receive an answer, she gently began to shake him, trying to coax him out of his unconsciousness. "C'mon, Elias! I know you can hear me!"
There was still no response. Ducky, now getting upset, began yelling. "Elias! If this is supposed to be a joke, it's not funny! Now, wake up already!"
"Yo, Ducky! Go easy on him! He just crashed through a roof and a jukebox! How is anyone supposed to wake up so fast after fainting from that?" 4I questioned.
"Puh. He's always making dramatic entrances like this! This time, however, he's gone too far! Excuse me a minute...."
Ducky went back to the storage room behind the Tavern, only to come back moments later with an Admin Rod. "Let's see you stay unconscious from
THIS! "
With that, the aforementioned administrator gave a solid smack to Elias's head with her Rod. Needless to say, it did the trick.
"EEEEEEE-YOWCH!!!" Elias shouted, nearly hitting the ceiling of the Tavern... again... before falling back into his chair.
"Well, well, well! It's about time you woke up!"
"Nice to see you too, Ducky. Although next time, warn me before you use that, all right?!"
"Whatever you say, Elias," Ducky replied.
"...And I'll be happy to take my medallion back, thank you!"
"It's not my color, anyway!" the admin stated, handing the medallion back. "Now, do you want something to drink?"
"Just some Carrot Juice. Maybe it can get rid of this massive headache you gave me!" Elias stated, rubbing his head.
"One Carrot Juice, coming right up!"
"
She hasn't changed a bit. "
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Elias FF-- A daredevil he is not!