Firefox scratched his head, grinning. "If only I had noticed THAT earlier. That looks like some fun stuff, eh Jack?"
"Yes. Funny. Ha." Jack was not pleased that Foo had dumped a whole bunch of Muckamok ale on him, and was wringing his long ears out in a vain attempt to rid his fur of the strong smell of the drink.
Firefox gave Jack a friendly punch to the shoulder. "C'mon, man, it's only ale. Not like you don't like the stuff."
However, Jack was not one to be mollified that easily. "Bug off, Firefox; I happen to have this tendency to want to look presentable." He shoved the Captain away, sending him backpedalling a few steps.
Firefox was clearly not impressed. "Oh really? Is that how we're going to play this out? Well, fine then!" He pushed Jack just hard enough to make him topple over onto his side.
Jack quickly got up, trying to save face, and charged at Firefox, teeth bared and fists cocked.

And so began...

THE BRAWL!